Uh, hey guys. Uhm, remember that time when I said Tony was crazy when he took me out? Yeah well, Tony is the sanest man on earth compared to the insanity that is Wade Wilson.

Like literally, the guy threw me out the window! And we were 50+ stories high! Why didn’t anyone warn me that a date with ‘Deadpool’ was so life threatening?

Plus Wade was taking the whole Deadpool thing to far. It’s all fun and games till someone (i.e. me) loses their life.

As soon as I’d shut my mouth on the issue of going out with ‘Deadpool’ the kitchen table practically went flying and slammed into the roof! Cap had to hold Reed down and tie his arms to the wooden chairs, which still didn’t try and stop Reed from reaching over, chairs on limbs, to strangle me. Talk about a scaring sight!

Tony on the other hand went completely ballistic! I mean, what’s his deal?

Tony just shot straight at Wade and they flew into the living room, destroying all sorts of things that I know Susan won’t be happy about. They tumbled and crashed out in an actually comical manner if not for the million dollar stuffed they were destroying.

Bring the whole place down if you want, but heck, do not touch the TV.

Sara was on the counter crying with laughter. The only thing that unsettled me was Johnny.

Johnny just slipped into a certain bone chilling silence.

He didn’t shout.

He didn’t curse.

He didn’t so much as talk or lift a finger.

He just stood there and stared at me. And his lack of overreaction made me sad, as I’ve said I’ve come to expect that from him. He slipped his hands in his pocket and walked slowly up to me, shaking in head in disappointment at me. He walked around the flailing and stretched limbs of Reed, Cap fighting for dear life to hold him down. When he was close enough he tilted his head down at me.

“Have fun” he said. Those two words nearly killed me. I fist my palms in anger.

I will not feel bad, this is not my fault. Screw you Johnny Storm!

“I will” I growl out deadly.

Johnny moves to walk passed me when Wade slides in and grabs my arm.

“Quick! Let’s go while he’s distracted” Wade tilts his head at Tony whom was smashed into the ground by the couch.

“How did you-?” I was shocked, that couch weighted a ton! The only person I knew who could carry it was Ben (which is the equivalent of four insanely strong men), and that was when I was sitting on it!

“You’ll go out with him over my dead body!” Tony yelled, breaking apart the couch.

“That can be arranged!” Wade cries back happily.

I looked at him stunned, “You’re crazy” I say.

“You have no idea” Wade says smugly.

Still holding onto my hand we race from the kitchen. “Victoria Howard you get back here now!” I hear Reed bellow.

I am in sooooo much trouble.

I look over my shoulder back at the kitchen, then I catch Johnny’s smug smile, his arms folded. And just seeing that, seeing him so confidently think I’ll have a bad night, made me resolve to do any crazy, screwed up and insane thing Wade has in store for me.

We jumped into the living room with Tony still hacking away at pieces of the chair. “Don’t you dare go anywhere with him Vick!” he was nearly foaming at the mouth, “I MEAN IT!”

“Now what?” I ignore Tony and ask Wade.

“Now?” he looked at me with the devil’s own gleam in his eyes. “We fly.”

He picks me up by the hem of my dress and tosses me out the window.

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I hear Johnny’s voice cry my name as I sail out the building. I was surprised how I’d heard him over my own screams of terror. I hover for one millisecond outside the window like a freaking cartoon as my body tried to adjust to the change when gravity really wanted to be a bitch and bitchslapped me to earth.

I plummet too fast for human physics to comprehend.

Next thing I know Wade was falling next to me, his body and everything shooting straight down like a torpedo.

“Do your ice thing!” I hear him call.

Oh duh!

It was really dark so I didn’t really know where I was blasting my ice, it hits the ground in the middle of the road with icy peaks. Car horns blared and people screamed in absolute terror.

“Hold on!” Wade grabs me in the air, positions himself, and surfs down the ice with me cradled tight to his body. And what an extremely fit body it is, might I add.

At the speed with which both of us were falling his legs slammed down on the ice at first but he otherwise keeps his balance as we slide down.

“We’re running out of ice Vick” Wade informed me.

I spring my hand free and wave it infront of us, weaving a path through oncoming traffic and us surfing through it.

At the intersection I decided to make a loop and Wade hoots in excitement as we go up and down and around.

“This is awesome!” he cries.

I laugh in sheer delight. Yes, this really was awesome.

It was kinda cool to have someone to share this feeling with, Johnny could already fly, Susan and Reed were too mature, Ben was too big, Sara would die and David would kill me.

I grin up at Wade, “Watch this,” I say cockily.

I drip the ice low, perfectly slicing through traffic and causing all sorts of chaos.

“That is impressive,” Wade nods admirably.

“Not that dummy” I say to him. “This!”

I freeze Wade’s legs down and shoot us straight up at a 90 degree angle so fast I think I’ve left my brain behind.

Wouldn’t that be a dream come true, –Heart.

The ice peaks up high, looming tall over the New York sky as I make a plank with the ice like a diving board. I dissolve the ice on Wade’s feet as we stood just at the edge.

“Ho-ly crap, we are really high up” I look over the edge, “I might have over done things just a little”

“Are you kidding this is great!”

“Huh? Why?”

“Cause we need the adrenaline” Wade says like I asked a stupid question.

“For what?” I asked.

“Oh no, no spoilers” he waves his fingers at me. “All you need to know is that we need to get to that building” he points out a small brick red building in the distance.

“Okay,” I nod solemnly. “I can get us there easily, slide down nice and slow”

“Slow? I don’t do slow” Wade says darkly with that menace in his voice, it’s like a demon possess him when he uses that voice and it’s really creepy. “Plus I told you, we need the adrenaline”

He grins.

“Oh no” I dig my nails hard into his shoulders.

“Time for round 2!” and Wade chucks me over the edge….again!

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Two screams, a maniacal laugh and several punches later we were at the huge metal doors of the red building. It looked like a warehouse.

“I’ve had some shitty dates in my life Wade but never have I ever been taken to a ware house before” I comment with a smile.

“This isn’t your plain ol boring dinner and candle light date” Wade walks next to me with my purse slung over this shoulder and rest on his chest. “That’s more Cappy A.’s style”

“Then what are we doing here” I ask, “I hope you’re not planning to sell my organs”

“If I wanted to, they’d have been long gone” he says cockily. “Plus some of your organs wouldn’t be worth much, your heart and brain are really whack”

I gasp.

He knows!

Brrring, briiing, brrrr-

Even if the staars and moon collide! I never want you baaaaack into my liiife!

You can take your woordds and aall your liiies,

OH oh oh! I really don’t care!

I walk over to my purse on Wade’s chest and fish out my phone.

“That’s a cool ringtone” Wade comments, “When’d you put it?”

“After I left the kitchen” I grin.

“You work fast” Wade commends.

I wink at him and answer the phone, “Yello?”

“YOU ARE ON A DATE WITH MY BROTHER???” The force of the question nearly knocked me back.

“Bloody-” I rub my ear to stop the ringing.

“Who is it?” Wade asked.

“Kevin” I grumble, still holding onto my ear.

“Hey baby bro!” Wade sings into my phone.

I yank it from him and listen to the argument on the other end of the phone.

“No seriously!? How could he do this to me!” I hear Kevin’s voice.

“Calm down dude” I hear David in the background.

Oh yeah that’s right, the guys had gone out to watch a game or something. Wade must’ve ditched them.

“Gimme that phone!” Ben roars. “Vick? Vick?” Ben calls.

“Yea?” I say in a scared and shaky voice, I expect Reed to flip but when Ben’s mad you know you did something wrong.

“Victoria G. Howard!” what’s with people calling my full and last name!

“I have no G in my name” I counter.

“You stop what you are doing right now, turn around and get your butt back home! NOW!”

“What is everyone’s problem with me going out with Wade?” I growl out angrily. “Is it the Deadpool costume? C’mon guys it’s not real” how can they be so gullible?

Maybe I’ll put on a Tinkerbelle costume next week and find a way to hover around Manhattan. That’ll give the locals a hoot!

“How could you do this to me bro!” Kevin’s voice snatches back into the speakers. “You know I wanted to ask her out!”

“You did?” I blurt out.

Kevin was silent a moment, “Yea I did” he says seriously. “I really like you but I just couldn’t get the courage to ask you out”

That made me smile.

“Also I couldn’t ask you out due to the 6 foot tall walking flamethrower that is all over you”

“This conversation is over” I say coldly.

“You snooze you lose baby bro” Wade says into the phone before I switch it off. I stuff back into my purse and leave it to dangle along Wade’s chest.

I walk a little distance away from Wade to get alittle air, even though that was stupid cause we were outside. My heels clink on the marble floor with every step I took.

Something felt off.

The night was cold and quiet, a steady breeze flowing through the streets. It was a bit chilly but nothing alittle cuddling couldn’t handle.

Ew! No! Do not think of cuddling Wade! It feels so wrong!

I walk around the entrance of the red warehouse looking building some more, trying to pinpoint what it was that made me uneasy. My footsteps continued to click with a resonating echo, not so much as the sound of a cricket chirping or a mouse scurrying-or rats as we New Yorkers preferred to refer to them-could be heard. The whole area was hair raisingly quiet.

Then it hit me.

It was quiet….this is New York! New York is never quiet.

I whip around, “Wade!” I called out.

How could I be so stupid and blind? Even the roads on either end on the pathway infront of the building were empty, not a single car drove past. There were two buildings each on either sides of the red building and they all looked deserted with every window black.

“Oh yeah!” Wade says in delight. I hadn’t realized I’d walk abit too far from him, he drew out his katana blades from his back and took a pose infront of the red warehouse doors. “Now this date really begins!”

“Wade, what are you doing?” a sliver of fear chases down my spine. Why is he bringing out his fake swords? He’s messing with me right?

He’s obviously messing with me.

Imagine my shock when a ninja with a skull like mask jumps out of the shadows and Wade’s ‘fake swords’ connects with the ninja’s and makes a hell of a lifelike like noise. Try saying that three times fast, ‘lifelike like noise, lifelike like noise, lifelike like noise’.

“Oh shit” I cover my mouth and step back in shock.

My skin tightens all of a sudden and I get my own version of Spidey Sense and I jump from the spot I stood on just as a dozen star ninja blade dart things (I have no idea what they’re called) shower down on the ground.

I run over to Wade as he expertly sword fights the ninja who was basically a spider-monkey as he jumps from the ground, to the building, ground again, and back. The clang of steel on steel was deafening, but as I approach I make my infamous ice club and whack the ninja as he was jumping back from the building towards Wade.

The dude went flying, and I come to a stop infront of Wade.

“Oh what!? No fair!” Wade whined (rhyme!). “I totally had him. Don’t be so greedy.”

I grab him by the collar of his full body suit and drag his face close to mine, “Explanation. Now” I growl.

“Whoa, whoa, calm down girly” his voice was filled will laughter. “This is the date”

I blink at him.

“Surprise!” He yells, producing streamers and blowing them over my head.

WOOOOSH!

“Heads up” Wade deflects a Sais that sails towards my head. Involuntarily my hands go up to block my head, which was pretty worthless seeing as the weapons used against me could cut through them like tissue papers.

“What’s going on!” like seriously I am so confused.

“This warehouse is one of Task Masters many hideouts, I could never bring any other of my dates here cause they’d die after the first blade was drawn. But your cool and strong, you’d last after the fifth blade was drawn. You’d be dead by the sixth one though.”

“Whoa, whoa wait” I held up my hand, “Taskmaster? Like the Taskmaster? Big bad evil baddie who can copy anyone’s moves by just looking at them? That TaskMaster?”

“Dear ‘ol Tasky himself” Wade says gleefully.

I blink at him a second time, “I so wanna bitch slap you right now”

Three more ninja’s materialize from the shadows around us, Wade and I take defensive stances. I coat my arms in ice and block the blade the ninja before me swings forwards, it cuts through my ice but stops just before my skin. Without time to breathe a sigh of relief I kick the guy before me in the stomach as he tried to dislodge his sword.

Swing!

A sharp pain rings through my back as I hear the soft rip of my dress’s material. Without thinking a jab elbow back and feel it connect with someone’s jaw. I turn in time to see the ninja drop to the ground, this swords falls limply from his hand, the tip tinted with blood.

Is that my blood???

Trust me, no matter how strong you think you are seeing the sight of your own blood on a lethal weapon WILL break you. This psycho’s are out to kill me! What’d I ever do to them!?

“Why are they trying to kill us?” I say to Wade, who had a ninja in a headlock and snapped his neck viciously. I gasp in shock but instantly calmed down when I saw the guy twitching on the floor in pain.

“Taskmaster has a not so soft spot for me after I completely humiliated him afew years ago in front of Spidey….actually now that I think about, I humiliate him as often as I can” he sounded so smug and happy it almost changed the fact that people were trying to kill us.

“So he’s sending his goons out to kill us?....Cause I’m with you?” I see a skull faced ninja hiding on the roof of one of the building next to the red one so I shoot an ice chunk at him. Bull’s eye.

“No, he’s sending his goons out to kill you” Wade corrected. “They know better than to come after me,” Wade kicked the twitching guy on the ground, “That’s why I ain’t killing their sorry asses”

Again, despite the irony of my powers and superhero name, I completely freeze.

“ME!?” I scream so loud that five ninja’s stop and drop their weapons in shock. Wade and I took them out pretty easily.

Wade snickers, “This is like the talking portion of our date, but instead of talking over food, we’re kicking ass. Best. Date. Ever-”

“Do not even try and steal that from me” I growl at him.

“Why? Just cause two of your chapters are named like that you think it’s yours?”

“How the hell-”

“What? You think you’re the only one who breaks the forth wall?” Wade ‘pfft’ at me. “Girl I invented that”

“Look out!” I push Wade to the ground as a hundred throwing stars glide towards us. We tumble to the ground with me falling down with an “oof!” on top of him.

I hear him chuckle. “What you’re laughing at better be Goddamn funny” I seethe, looking up into Wade’s mischievous face and black patch covered eyes.

“It is!” he gloats, “I’m laughing cause, you’re so concerned with my safety when it’s your cute butt you should be worrying about”

Despite everything I, as any girl would, had to ask, “You think my butts cute?” I giggle in a bubbly voice at him.

Now that I think about it, Wade and I are a lot alike in different ways. His voice goes dark and foreboding in a snap while mine jumps to bright, energetic and hyperactive. He does deadly things that could otherwise kill him (as he claims, quote unquote), I do stuff that could (and sometimes does) leave me seriously injured. Don’t forget I jumped off a building and rode on Tony’s back across the planet and took on Doom (despite previous revelations).

“The absolute cutest” Wade rubs his nose close to mine. I fight back my blush.

Stwing!

“Ah!” I feel something sharp and painful lodge itself at the back base of my shin.

Wade rolls around as a dozen or so throwing stars kept coming and lodge in his back, I bite back my cry of pain from the roll as the object pierced deeper into my skin.

Wade pushes himself up and throws his katana blade into the shadows behind him from where the stars came.

“Erghaaaaaa!” someone screamed.

I give Wade a pissed look.

“What?” he says, “I didn’t kill him” he extends his hand out and I take it and get up. I look down at my leg and see the blood gushing out of the wound.

Then I remember the million and one stars that had hit Wades back and my face goes white. “Omg! Wade your back!”

He takes a less then interested peak at over his shoulders, the shrugs. “Just afew scratches” then he brings his arms forward and flexes his back, like body builders do at competitions to show off their muscles.

The stars on his back go flying around everywhere, back in the direction they’d come from, and several more Wilhelm screams could be heard. I make a deep growling noise at Wade.

“I didn’t kill them too!”

“Whatever just turn” I flip him around and look at his back, imagine my shock when I see not even a scratch on the dudes back.

Wade turns around with a smug look on his face as he looked down at my terrified one.

“Wade?” I say in a meek mouse voice.

“Yea?” he answers cockily.

“Where did your wounds go?” I kept the shakily in my voice at bay.

“I ask myself that all the time” Wade made a thoughtful face, “But that’s what you get when you have the ability to regenerate faster than Wolverine.”

That did it for me.

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!” I shriek to the heavens. Apart for the little circle we were in I freeze anything from our spot down to the roads. Ninja’s everywhere were frozen in odd or awkward positions at various hiding point that were now illuminated in bright blue crystal-ly light.

“Regeneration? Taskmaster? Doom? Ninja’s!? Killing me?” I dig my hands into my hair and pull, “I think my brain is going to melt, and even though my heart hates him I’m sure she’ll miss him” I finish weirdly.

“I knew it!” Wade points an accusatory finger at me.

“Not now!” I yell at him.

Boy, when you have two characters that can break the forth wall you get all sorts of mass confusion.

I was mentally thinking the same thing to my audience.

I glare at Wade but otherwise let it go.

“I just don’t get one thing” I say to him.

“Shoot”

“How do you know Taskmaster?” I scoff. “I mean c’mon, your just Kevin’s older brother who goes away to college for lengthy periods of time”

Wade shook his head, “Is that the lie he uses,” he shakes his head again, “I told him never to lie, we could only have one expert liar in the family”

“What lie!?” I say in exasperation, “That you’re not in college, that you’re Deadpool?” I snicker at him, but this time not so confidently. “Give it a break dude! You can’t be him, you aren’t him”

“My name’s Wade Wilson for God’s sake, if I’ not him then could you please explain my expert swordsmanship, my katana blades, my suit and my regeneration abilities” Wade folds his arms at me, “Cause I’d love to hear that excuse”

My brain draws a blank. What is with him today!? My brain’s MIA!

Someone jumps down between us.

“Even someone as naïve as you can’t be that daft, my dear” I’m staring right down the barrel of a 16-inche long gun wielded by a silver clad…super ninja?

“Hey! Tasky!” Wade cheered. “How long has it been?”

Both guns aim at Wade’s head.

“You know that ain’t no good” Wade chuckles, “Logan shoved his claws into my head one, those bullets of yours are like rubber pellets in comparison”

Taskmaster shoves the two guns directly to Wade’s skull. “At least it will satisfy me to see your brains sprayed against the wall”

While he turned his back on me I kick Taskmaster in the calf. I know how painful it is seeing as I have a star dart still stuck to my own.

Taskmaster arches his back in pain, “Son of a-”

Wade slaps his mouth, “Language!” he scolds, “We have a lady here and a female readership”

“Wow what a gentleman” I say sarcastically.

“Everything I do is for the ladies” Wade wiggles his brows.

Then it sinks it, slowly at first, then more sharply followed by the biting feeling of dread.

“So wait…your Deadpool?” I point at Wade slowly.

“Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!” Wade says.

“And you brought me to fight ninja’s on our first date?”

“We go killer whale wrestling in the second one”

“And Doom sent people after me to kill me?”

“His specific words were “Dead or Alive I want her carcass in my castle!” and he’s paying good money too”

“But…you’re a mercenary” sweat began trickling down the base of my neck. “No wonder everyone was freaking out! You want to-”

“Hey hey, no!” Wade holds up his hands, “I don’t kill the innocent…anymore. I’m changed. I’m on your side, I’m a good guy now….I think.”

That calmed me down abit.

“Then why bring me out when you know I’m being hunted?”

“Cause it’s fun to tempt fate!”

Taskmaster shook his head at Wade from his crouched position on the floor, “You really are a lunatic”

“Why, thank you for noticing Tasky poo. I also got my hair highlighted.” He points at his head.

Taskmaster tries to ambush us and jump up but I freeze his crouched lower torso and he slams back to the floor, “We’re not done talking” I say to him.

Then I look up at Wade again, “But…I thought Deadpool was a disfigured cancer survivor with scarred skin or something? Like…the Deadpool I’ve heard of and known is ugly, like really ugly” I gesture to his face, “But you have a beautifully gorgeous face” I fight back my drool at the memory of flawless brown eyes and lush golden brown hair.

“Well you can thank the equally beautiful and gorgeous writer of this story, she decided it was time for a sexy, fine faced Deadpool” Wade said, and then he added, “Isn’t she wonderful? And amazing? And talent and funny and smart-”

“Yea yea, you can stop sucking up to her now” I interrupt.

“Well if you complimented her more she might stop making crappy things happen to you” Wade said insightfully.

“She doesn’t do it on purpose” a light bulb goes off in my head. “….does she?”

“You’ve been having an uncharacteristically large string of bad luck since chapter one, coincidence?”

“That bitch!” I cry.

Wade throws his arms up, “This chapter is not going to end well for you”

Cr-cr…crank!

Blast of ice shatters everywhere, the ninja’s had been silently breaking their way beneath the ice till they were able to shatter it from the inside out. An arrow shots from nowhere and hits Taskmaster’s ice, the tip of the arrow glows bright red, melting my ice.

Taskmaster breaks free.

He jumps backwards, like someone on a pogo stick, high into the air and lands infront of his legion of ninja minions.

We were surrounded, Wade and I push our backs to each other and face the army before us.

“What’s our chance of survival?” I ask Wade, switching to serious combat mode. I bring up my fists in a defensive position.

“86%”

“Really? That high?”

“That’s for the both of us. I’m basically immortal so I’m good. You’re the reason our percentage is so low, when you do the math your chances of survival is 52%”

“That’s good, right?” I try for humor, “That’s a C, above average”

“Would you take a C to your parents?”

“I’d rather fight twice as many ninja’s then give that grade to my parents” I mumble.

“If you are done with your chatter” Taskmaster stood at the forefront of the line, “I’d very much like to deliver Miss Howard’s head to Doom within the hour” he says calm and coolly.

He throws his arm forward, “Bing me her head! Her body coming along with it is optional”

“Hiiyaaaaaa!” he ninja’s cried and advance.

Oh, this is so not good.

“You take Taskmaster,” Wade took his last katana blade and brought out a small dagger from his waist band, “the 700 ninja’s are mine”

I look at the wave of ninjas running towards us in bent formation (kinda like the Ninja Turtles), then I see Taskmaster hang back with his arm folded behind his back.

“I’d rather take the ninja’s” I said, wide eyed with terror.

“Too late, no take backs” Wade interlocked his fingers and bends down in front of me, “Trust me?”

“I don’t really have a choice” I place my hand on his shoulder and place my foot on his palms. I already know what he was trying to do.

“The best form of trust there is” he says happily. And comes up strong and tosses me in the air.

I fly over the hoards of ninjas that have reached Wade, er, Deadpool. It was like something clicked in him and you could just feel the aura of death that surrounded him.

“Alright, whose ready to be brutally mutilated first!?” he yells in delight.

I flip backwards in mid air and do an ice slide down infront of Taskmaster, as I surfed down I come with a hard right punch that he easily deflects. I land on the ground and swing my leg out to trip him but he jumps up, I roll to smack my leg against his face but he holds it and tosses me 5 feet back.

“Just pitiful” Taskmaster spits at me. “A poor imitation of Captain America’s moves, saw it the moment you threw that punch”

Oh right duh, the imitation thing. Forgot about that.

Gggrrr! I hate copy cats!

How am I supposed to fight someone who will do the exact same thing I do?

I kick my feet out and slam the ground, spreading ice everywhere but Taskmaster jumps up and slams his fist into the ground, effectively break a spot and stood on smooth ground.

“You should note,” he began to say, “That I have all the moves of the Avengers, Spiderman, some of the Fantastic Four, and S.H.E.I.L.D. I also have a shield, bow and arrow, sword and web shooter.”

He lifts up his arms to reveal the contents he’s mentioned under his arm, “So you fighting me is like signing your death warrant” he finishes darkly.

I gulp.

“WADE! I WANNA CHANGE!” I yell, “Switch with me now!”

“Too late” Taskmaster says and draws out a bow and arrow.

I slap my hand forward and freeze the bow to his fingers.

He looks up at me slowly, “That was….unexpected” he says honestly.

UNEXPECTED! That’s it!

Hey everybody? Did anyone miss me? –Brain.

Oh Brain! Where have you been!? Vick was useless without you! –Heart

Hey!

I went to grab some stomach acid fluids with Gluteus & Maximus –Brain

You went out with those two whores? –Heart

They are very entertaining, why, do you care? –Brain

That is the last thing I’d do, go drown yourself for all I care –Heart

But you just said-

Guys! Not now! Brain, think, now!

This isn’t over –Brain

Taskmaster copies people right? Right. And who’s the one person he can’t beat? Deadpool!And why’s that? Cause he’s unpredictable, Taskmaster could never anticipate Wade’s next move. But I on the other hand have no signature move. You can’t copy what isn’t there! So no matter what he throws at me it’s useless since he won’t know what to do next.

That’s brilliant! –Heart

She thought of it with my help –Brain

Don’t talk to me, you literally went out with an ass –Heart

I ignore both of them and kick him in the chest.

Taskmaster drops his bow and several arrows tumble down from their pack, I was tempted to run and punch down to the ground but he’d expect that. So instead I run around him and twist his cape around his head to blind him.

“Hey! What the-?”

“Your skills won’t work with me” I gloat I blast him with snow from behind and he goes flying and hits a wall. “Cause unlike Deadpool whose moves you can’t predict or copy, I have no move to copy!”

Taskmaster groans and gets up, glaring at me through his mask eyeholes.

“I’m a blank page” I say happily.

“And you think that’ll help you?” he challenges.

“Nope, but it just made my chances of survival skyrocket” I grin, taking the boxers stance my dad thought me.

Taskmaster throws his sword at me and it slices across my cheek. I tilt my head away quickly, but that was a mistake cause I was instantly tackled. I feel my hair being pulled and I was thrown into the wall with a loud thwak!

“Urghh…” I groan.

“What’s going on here?” I see red and blue come down and kick Taskmaster before he skewered me with his sword.

“Hey Spidey” I say like we just meet at the grocery store.

“Hey Freeze” he swung back to me and helped me up. It made me happy that he called me by my superhero name, “Quickly, what the hell’s going on? Cause Reed put out a red alert for all of us street hero’s to keep an eye out for you.”

“I’m on a date with Deadpool, the date was to fight ninja’s, there’s a price on my head put there by Doom, my dress is ruined and I’ll need to go to the hospital after this” I let a gasp to get back some air.

“You’re on a date with Deadpool!?” he crocked his head at me, he spits a web out at Taskmaster to hold him down alittle longer. “How’d Johnny agree to that? And is there something wrong with you?”

“I didn’t know he was Deadpool when he asked me!” I say defensively.

He raised his thumb, “Good luck then,” then he makes a move to leave.

I hold my hand up against his chest, “You’re helping me aren’t you?”

“No, you are on your own for this one” he had the gall to laugh.

“Help me or I tell Sara you have a pic you took of her butt” I threaten.

He pauses and thinks for a second.

“She’s skilled in both karate and jujitsu”

“Okay fine!” Spidey’s shoulder sags in defeat.

Something hits me hard in the gut and I’m lunched back.

“Freeze!”

It’s kinda an unspoken code between heroes not to call the other’s real name, no matter what. I think I mentioned how uncomfortable Peter was at the idea of me knowing he’s secret identity? But I told him he could trust me, he knows he can trust me.

“Spidey go! Help w-Deadpool!”

“Oh what? Heck no, I hate that guy”

“Go!”

Spidey turns and slings away as taskmaster comes up and lands a hard punch across my face. I literally think I saw stars. I take a deep breath and blow out ice against his face. Oh waw, didn’t know I could do that.

I bring up my knees and it connects with his chin, I ram my forehead against his and he gets up and staggers back. I feel a rise of anger. I fight it back, trying to hold onto my dad’s words. But it boils over. I feel the light and darkness in me spark to life.

My finger tips glow bright and my skin grows dark, I had to take deep breathes and try to hold myself down. It was bad enough I had the one darkness fighting inside me, but to have the light (which was strong and imposing on its own) fight back, the two elements were ripping me apart.

I see Taskmaster withdraw a knife and slide it across my tummy, I barely feel it. I was too busy trying to keep myself in one piece that the pain of my flesh seemed miniscule in comparison.

He kept slicing away at me with his blade, “Why-aren’t-you-crying-in-pain!?”

Effectively shocking him I grab his neck and lift him up with strength I hadn’t known I could possess. I squeeze tight, Taskmaster fought and trashed but he could break my iron grip. He clawed at my hand, then a scene of me in the exact same situation with Doom but in opposite position’s flashes.

I drop Taskmaster and the light and dark snap off.

I gasp in shock and cuddle myself, it lasted only 5 seconds but jeez did it shock the shit out of me. What is wrong with me? Why is this happening to me?

“Oh shit, Freeze!” Spidey runs to me. “Damn!”

“What? What is it?” I ask agitatedly. My throat was bone dry and I would kill for some water right now. Uhm…poor choice of words there girl

“I think what he’s referring to,” Deadpool walked over next to Spidey dragging along an unconscious ninja, “is the totally fucked up state your body is in” he points at me.

I look down at myself, I almost throw up.

First of all I am completely covered in wide blood dripped gashes, my blood mixes with my yellow dress and makes an uncomfortably vivid yellow. Secondly the star in my calf had bent and the other end also stuck into my skin. And third, which was worst of all so skip this if you have a weak stomach, the dagger Taskmaster sliced across my stomach opened an inhumanly large tear that I think revealed the organs and contents of that area.

“Oh man,” Spider held his head, “Reed is gonna snap once he sees this, and I’m not talking about his ability” he had a wound on his lower jaw where his mask slightly tore, but other than that he looked relatively fine. His wound looked like a kid scratching a rash compared to mine!

Deadpool, who had a million tears on his costumes but was perfectly fine underneath, whistled at my injuries. “I told you this chapter won’t end well for you”

“Huh?” Spidey turn and looked at him.

“It’s a forth wall-breaker thing” Deadpool waved him off.

“Hey! I’m a forth wall breaker too!” Spidey shot back.

“Only in your television shows, other than that your just a weird kid who talks to himself” he pulls out his second katana from what I hoped wasn’t a human body.

“At least I’m funnier then you”

Deadpool brings out his sword and held it up to Spidey’s Adam apple, “You take that back” he says darkly.

“Uhm…guys?” I say weakly, raising my hand to get their attention. They both turn and look at me, “I need a hospital…badly”

“Oh right!” Spidey races forward to hold me.

“Coming right up!” Deadpool raises his hand in a determined gesture.

15 minutes, two swings, a gallon of blood and probably a kidney/liver lost later.

“We need a doctor! STAT!” Spiderman bursts into the main reception of the hospital hold me like a baby cradled to his chest.

“Is there a Doctor in the build? Is there, a Doctor, in the building?” Deadpool cups his hands around his mouth and calls around.

“Dude, we’re in a hospital,” Spiderman says sharply, “there are hundreds of doctors in the building”

“What if they all went out for coffee?”

Despite his mask you knew Spiderman was glaring at Deadpool.

I giggle, “You two are the funniest duet ever” I manage to say through my weakness.

“I know right?” Deadpool walked over to me and whispers, “I told him we’ll kill on Broadway but he insisted on ‘staying with his aunt’ what a loser, amma right?”

“I can hear you!”

I push myself out of Spiderman’s arm and stands on my own two feet.

“Careful,” Spidey says, “Are you sure you can stand?”

I nod meekly at him.

I hold my guts with my hand and face Deadpool, I smile up at him, and he folds his arm, grinning down at me. I slap him hard across the face.

The nurse behind the reception desk quietly slides her phone up and starts recording.

“That’s for not convincing me you were Deadpool” then I stand up on my toes and kill his cheek, “And that’s for an actually awesome date” I finish with a grin. “Despite the gory ending”

“A slap and a kiss?” Deadpool instantly switches back to Wade and wiggles his brows under his mask at me. “I wonder what our second date will be like”

I smirk and shake my head at him. I turn to the nurse whom was still recording the scene before her. “Uhm nurse?” I ask sweetly, I could feel my body shutting down from too much loss of blood, like a robot going off. Shutting down or hibernating.

“Ah, urg-” she fumbles with her phone as it slips through her hand. “How may I help you Miss Freeze?”

She knows my name…

I smile at her, “Could you please get me a doctor to attend to this?” I point at my belly, I think something is twitching down there. “Also make a call to the Baxter building and inform someone there of where I am, most preferably Reed Richards”

I turn around and face the crowd watching me, with Deadpool and Spiderman looking at me anxiously too.

“Now if you all will excuse me,” I address the room in general, “I’m going to faint”

And I fall to the ground with several cries accompanying me and the two male superheroes (one a probable villain and confirm mercenary) running to help me.

I feel like a battery that is fully drained, I let out a sigh that even felt like too much work for me…

And I black out.

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Author’s Note

You guys should kiss my feet after this chapter.

6,780 words. 26 pages. HOT DAMN!

I think that’s my first/second longest record.

I am so proud and sad.

Proud that I wrote so much, sad that it took 2 weeks.

But hey c’mon, a chapter about a date with Deadpool deserves to be written to its best. Amma right?

So anyway I know I said a competition in the last chapter but I can’t remember what it was….something about freaking out? Turns out it was Tony. So congrats to that person! Cause all your replies were jumbled up and confusing.

Also I can’t believe there’s a price on Vick’s head…and I’M the writer. Sometimes I really can’t believe I’m the writer here, it’s like this story writes itself!

One of my friends even told me point blank that at first they think I wasn’t the writer of this story, that I was copying it from somewhere. It was further down the road they realized this story couldn’t be copied.

That’s the nicest thing anyone ever said to me *hopeful tear in eye*

It really makes me happy knowing that my story is being enjoyed.

Like for God’s sake 21K READS!?

1,000 VOTES!!?

Saying you guys are the best is even an insult now, there’s been 1,100 more reads between now and the last chapter…..I. Am. Speechless!

Love…lots of love.

That’s what I’m giving you.

Also let’s celebrate, we are over 100,000 words as of this chapter! *I started writing this stuff down in Microsoft word since Home, Sweet, Dust?*

But in all seriousness now you guys I think I should almost be wrapping this story to an end, it’s been an amazing ride. And I’ve pictured how I want this story to end and I wanna start placing the building blocks to build up to that, maybe I’ll end this around the 2015 Wattys (not that I have a high hope in heaven of winning).

But don’t worry, we still have atleast 7+ chapters to go.

I’d love to hit least 50k reads by this story end. If I get 100 I will…damn, I don know, I will kiss all y’all<3<3<3<3<3

So keep that in mind, stew over it abit and hit me with your comment…literally, hit me, c’mon, do it!

*singing* Hit me with your best shooooot! *Rock Of Ages style*

Plus, kudos to the amount of comments for the last chapter, it rocked so you guys must’ve loved it!

Before I forget I didn’t wish anyone Happy Valentine’s Day in the last chapter, and even though it’s March I still owe you guys. So there you go, HVD (too lazy to type all that again*even though I just typed more with this sentence*)

P.S Ziggy Karst, she’s a marvel character I saw and kinda like. Any info on her will be much appreciated and loved, comment on line if you got some (please don’t give me wiki’s and junk just your own insight please :p)

Okay I need to go now, don’t forget to vote. And also share if you got 2 minutes to spare! (I swear I did not intent that to be a rhyme but I think I’m so good at it its second nature now)

So that’s all from me <3

~Ya Gal Vicky!