I padded down the corridor, with muffled sounds of an erupting argument from the kitchen following me. My whole body wobbles with the strain of me holding back tears I never even knew were present. I reach my bedroom door just as the tears blurred my vision.

Why Johnny, why?.....why did you have to ruin a good thing?

As you can recall I don’t cry, I hate crying. But this is a moment that deserves a cry, doesn’t it? No one would judge me if I did, cause right now the pain cut deep, and a part of me tells me it shouldn’t.

I open the door.

“Vick? Is everything alright?” Sara was sitting cross-legged on the floor, stopping mid-tap with her phone in hand.

I’d forgotten Sara was even in my room. We’d been chatting in my room when Tony and Steve dropped by and I had to lock Sara in my bedroom to stop her from going to rip the clothes off their body.

“I-it…” my voice cracked and I sink to the floor. I can’t take this…I just can’t. I think I’m going through a breakdown.

“Easy girl” Sara stands up and rushes over to me, “Calm down”

“I-I can’t,” I choke out. My words couldn’t get out because of the large lump of ice stuck in my throat…that was a figure of speech.

“Sssssh girl,” Sara wraps her arms around me, “Damn!”

She jumps away from me and looks at her arms and fingers in pure shock, and then she looks up at me, “Did you just give me frostbite?”

“I’m sorry!” I say in a horrified voice, stunned by myself that I could ever do that to my friend.

“You just gotta chill,” Sara says.

I arch a brow at her.

“Uh, okay…poor choice of words” she admits sheepishly.

“Johnny’s such an a-hole!” I fumed, pushing myself up from the floor furiously. “I wish…argh! I wish I could just forget about him. Hurt him back!”

“Do you really wanna do that girl?” Sara says cautiously. “The only one who’ll get hurt in the end is you”

“I really doubt that” a gruff voice interrupts us. But the body that owned it wasn’t in the room, Sara and I whipped our heads side to side looking for the owner of the voice. “Why should she always be the one ending up getting hurt and having to move on and get past it?” the voice continued darkly.

A red and black figure materialized from my curtain and the corner of the ceiling area.

“Oh gosh!” Sara squealed in fear, clutching her heart, her breathing multiplying tenfold.

“Deadpool!?” I whisper shout in surprise.

He walks up to us, “In the flesh”

“What the hell are you doing here!?” I continue to whisper yell, even though the man stood right in front of me.

“Well I came to take you out for a night on the town like Tony did, can’t let that billionaire bastard show me up” he snorts spitefully as he stands tall and foreboding over Sara and me, his two katana blades sticking out of their sheath on his back.

I blink at him.

“I am so confused right now” I pinch the bridge of my nose.

“Well, after my little brother dragged me into all this I realized how fun you are and I wanna hang with you” he says.

“Woah, wait-who?” now this was really confusing. “Little brother? You have a little brother”

Deadpool’s shoulders sag and he sighed out loud in defeat. “Still don’t believe me don’t you?” he reaches up for his mask and takes it off.

“WADE!” I cry out, when I spot the familiar face and gold hair. “What are you doing in that costume?” I scoff at him, “You almost had me believe for a second there that you were Deadpool”

Wade a.k.a ‘Deadpool’ -note my laughing sarcasm- gives me a look at was sort of like an ‘are-you-stupid?’ look.

“Don’t give me that look” I say defensively.

“It’s like watching an episode of Phineas and Ferb” Wade says, “Your doctor Doofenshmirtz and I’m Perry the Platypus. No matter how many times you catch me or see proof you’re still gonna act surprise when I take my mask off or on”

“Dude,” Sara interrupted, “Did you just compare yourself to a mammal that lays eggs?”

“You got something against platypuses?” Wade says in a deadly voice that chilled my bones.

Sara raised her hands up and I jump in.

“Look why are you here?” I say, my composure breaking as I remembered what took place in the kitchen afew moments ago. Johnny denied me, made me look like a love sick puppy, a fool!

My eyes gleam over.

“Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no” Wade waves his fingers at me, “You are not turning on the water works and wasting your tears just because Jonathan buttface Storm was a jerk to you….again”

“This is about Johnny?” Sara swings around to face me, “Again?”

“I know right?” Wade said in an exhausted tone. He and Sara share a knowing look worthy of me and David. Weird Alert!

“How do you know what’s been going on?” I challenge him.

“I just snuck into your room when the windows and doors were both closed, do you really think eavesdropping without anyone finding out is much of a stretch for me?”

“He’s got you there” Sara said.

“Not helping,” I growled at her.

“But you know what could help?” Wade steps up close to me and gets in my face, “Going into your closet right now, putting on the sexiest little number you’ve got and going out into that living room right now and saying ‘I’m going out,’ then you pause for dramatic effect, then add ‘with Deadpool’”

It did sound so tempting. It would stick it to Johnny and also piss off Reed and unsettle Tony and Cap. It was perfect…there was only one problem…

“But you’re not Deadpool,” I say stubbornly. “And they’re in the kitchen”

Wade tilts his head to the side and raises his eyebrow at me, seriously? The look said to me.

What!? He’s not!

I refuse to believe for a second that Kevin’s sweet but slightly mentally crazed older brother is Deadpool. Next you’ll tell me Loki is our delivery man.

Wade bites his lips but remains silent.

“Vick just do it” Sara encourages, “You deserve some fun, and besides-” Sara leans in close to my ear and whispers, “He looks dangerous” she finishes on a mischievous note.

“Oh I am” Wade says causally, like Sara had spoken loud and clear.

“Wha? How da-?” Sara stammered.

“Well,” I shrug, “I do like dangerous bad boys” I agree.

“Well get ready for the most dangerous and highly life threatening day of your life!” Wade said excitedly, pulling his mask up over his face and actually for one split second making believe I had just agree to go out (figuratively speaking) with Deadpool.

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The dress was a short yellow number that was as short as sin. It has ruffles under it so it had that ‘puffy’ quality to it. I had on some black high heeled shoes with a matching yellow clutch purse. I did my hair up and I wore my diamond stud earring curtsey of Susan Storm ‘a la’ my birthday present.

It’s not a date, it can’t be a date, I am totally kidding myself it isn’t a date!

I suddenly have this feeling I’ve said those exact words before, mind helping me pop over to the chapter where I went to meet Cap and check? I’d really appreciate it and don’t forget to comment between the lines.

“Vick you look astounding” Sara gasped when she saw me as I walk around the room for her.

“Bitch I know” I say cockily.

“Guess your confidence is back” Sara mumbled.

I smile at her, “And for all your help I’m gonna do you a solid” ew, that sounded wrong!

“I’m gonna let you have the rest of the night with Cap-” Sara squealed, “Tony-” she giggled, “and Johnny!” I did my best to keep the venom out of my voice as I said the last name. I would’ve added Reed’s name but come on people, he’s married.

Sara jumps up in delight.

“You do know they’ll be grumpy, pissed and angry the rest of the night don’t you?” I inform her.

“Girl I don’t care if Tony is bloodthirsty and wielding a knife and Cap happened to turn into a zombie, I’ll still sit my butt in that kitchen with them” Sara says with all seriousness.

“Glad to know you’re determined” I say, with a little fear for my friend. “Let’s go”

The walk out my room and down the corridor must have been the hardest and longest of my life. Every step I took sealed the deal of what I was about to do. Wade had vanished, literally he did vanish, to let me get dressed and said he’ll reveal himself when the time was right.

Now with how crazy my life has been I knew that wasn’t a good thing.

“It’s not gonna be that easy!” I hear Tony’s voice yell from the kitchen, “I won’t let it be!”

“You can’t fucking just come in here and do whatever the hell you want!” It was Johnny’s voice, and something just crashed.

I pause right by the side of the door.

“You can do this” Sara, my dear sweet friend, said ever so encouragingly.

I take a deep breath and walk into the doorway.

All conversation instantly died down.

They’d turned the kitchen into a battle field, with Cap and Reed as spectators/bystanders, Cap sitting on the wooden seats backwards and Reed crossing his ankle over his knee as they both watch Johnny and Tony stand in the middle of the kitchen arguing.

Johnny’s back was turned to me and his clothes had patches of burnt marks in them. You don’t care, you don’t care, you do not CARE!

“What the fuck are you all look at?” he growls at them, noticing all male eyes and heads were turned and looking in another direction.

Johnny flips around and his eyes land on me.

He pauses, trying to make sense of the moment and drinking in my appearance all that once. Then the gears of his head flip into action.

 He makes a move forward, “Vick I am so s-”

I hold up a finger, “No” I say sharply and curtly.

If I let him apologize now I’ll just crumble and break. I had to be strong, and have to make it through the night and then think about maybe accepting his apology. But for now, I decree he suffers.

“Uhm, Cap…tain America?” I decide to use his whole name, title or whatever, more formal that way and it lets him know I’m also pissed at him. Why am I also pissed at Cap do you ask?

Because he’s basically collateral damage, practically guilty of aiding and abetting, plus I’m a girl and when we mad we like to spread our anger like it was butter on toast.

“Yes solider?” Cap says so nicely that I have to fight back my treacherous feelings.

“I’m sad to tell you-eh” I cut myself off. No Vick try again. “I won’t be able to make training practice. Tonight’s no good for me. So tomorrow afternoon would be best” I say practically and formally.

I mental pat myself on the back.

“How can tonight not be good for you” Reed says suddenly. “You have plans we didn’t know about?”

I turn my head slowly to look at Sara and nod, she walks away from me, into the kitchen, and pushes herself up to sit on the counter. I half expected her to get out her phone and record the moment, seeing as she had a good view and everything. During this whole time I wasn’t oblivious to the looks Johnny was giving me. In a wrong move I wish I hadn’t done and regret, my eyes meet Johnny’s.

You look beautiful, he mouths to me.

I feel my gut twist and my stomach tighten.

“I’m going out on a date!” I blurt out, look right into Johnny’s eyes. And at that moment I knew that was the cruelest thing I’ve ever done. His eyes changed and the glare he gave me made me gulp and gave me chills.

“A date!” Reed eyes pop open. “How!?”

“Yeah!” Tony cries, still standing opposite Johnny. “I’m sure you didn’t have a date before, when Cap and I walked in. And who could possibly ask you out in the 5 minutes you were in your room?”

“Why, that would be me” Wade glides right out of the shadows, or should I say ‘Deadpool’ did cause Wade had his mask up again.

But all in all it was a good thing, the guys in the room will really think he’s Deadpool and that would make me going out all the more painful for them. But as I thought of this I made sure not to make any sort of eye contact with the previous known Johnny Storm.

Wade ‘Deadpool’ strolled around the kitchen, which had fallen deadly quiet. Then he walks all the ways to me and slides his hand smoothly over my shoulder and gives what I assume must be (I can’t freaking tell with that mask on) a smirk to the crowd before him.

All eyes turn to me.

I give a meek smile. Even my response wasn’t confident and came out like a question.

“I’m going out with Deadpool?”

All hell broke loose.

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Author’s Note

Everyone give it up for Vick, for being the most confused girl on the planet, and for also landing a date with Deadpool. Now is that awesome or is that awesome?

Now if she’d only believe that the dude is really Deadpool. But hey, ignorance is bliss-right?

Let me know what you think in the comment section below. Who do you think will absolutely loose it the most? Reed, Tony, or Cap?

Johnny ain’t even in the category cause we all know he’ll trip. But if you still wanna choose him that’s fine.

Next chapters shout outs goes to all those who get it right. And also a dedication goes to the first who gets it right.

But before I go here’s a shout out to a couple readers that I’ve seen power read through my story and it warms my heart getting their nonstop notifications on votes and comments.

You guys rock!

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But the dedication for this chapter goes to my friend @inkdCrazy, he really liked this book and joined Wattpad because of it (I basically had to force him to make a cute profile of himself)

I know men are hard to find on Wattpad, that’s why I’m selling him off to you guys-you’re welcomed <3 <3 *wink* *wink*

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~Ya Gal Vicky