I laid on the ground not moving. "Is he dead?" "Maybe he's on brb?" "Why is he just laying there...." Three girl voices say. I slowly lift my head, wow I guess you can actually feel pain in the game. There faces lightened as deep blushes appeared on all of their faces, "wow! Um let me help you up!" The light brown haired one says she reaches down and I reach for her hand, the black haired one shoves her "hell to the no! Sarah! I found him first!" She says angrily now reaching for me. The blonde one boob shoves her, "obviously I'm more attractive, and you want me to pick you up, right?" She smiles at me and I finally grab someone's hand. She helps me up, then smiles, "wanna train with me?" She says pressing up against me, her boobs pushing in. I stare down at them blushing, "well um..I'm sort of a newbie, I can't really help you out." I say. The light brown one shoves the blonde one hard and stands in front of me angrily, then soon calms down. She combs her hair with her fingers, "that's okay, I can totally help you out with that." She says. "Actually I think I'm gonna go......" I trail off seeing a glob in the background. I slowly inch away then go for it full sprint. "Wow girls in this game are weird. I'm a girl and I wouldn't act this boy crazy." I say to myself. As I summon my newbie weapon I stab it and it explodes. Another one comes up behind me biting my butt. My back arches as I hold in my scream. "P-PERVY SLIME!" I scream stabbing it. It explodes and I rub my booty. That really hurt. I look around and start walking to the markets, the slimes had dropped a coin that I wanted to see if I could trade in. See this was really easy, my brother is just a LIER. I go to a marketer. He stares at me"hello!" He says. I jump back, "NPC or nah?" I say eyeing him. "hello!" He says again as I back up and go back in. "I want a sword." I say. He stares at me, "please show your money, new player!" He says smiling. I pull out the coin and he looks at it. "LEAVE!" He says angrily the fiery pits of hell burning in his eyes. "You can't speak to me like that!" I say to him. "Yes I can leave!" He says. "Are you a NPC!" I scream at him some people looking at me. "Leave!" He repeats. Someone tugs at my shoulder and I look over seeing a girl and another one, and two guys.