Papyrus: WOWIE THE BOY VERSION OF THE Z.A.D.E SQUAD

Sans: And Emett still has the long hair

Toriel: How must we call them?

Frisk: *You told Toriel that their names are Zack, Aiden, Con, and Emmet

Chara: And Zack has way more chocos than Zee!

Asriel: Chara. We will not repeat this

Asgore: They're good looking and all, but, is Emmet, still bi?

Undyne: OF COURSE! THE PERSONALITY STAYS BUT THE GENDER GOES BYE BYE

Alphys: T-That's one way to say it

Mk: COOL

Swap: HEY! MY OPPOSITE GENDER NAME ISN'T THERE!

Classic: Mine too- oh, wait, mine's Sara

Zee: Yea, well-- *trips*

Fell: Now that's one way to FALL

Dust: It's kinda DUSTIE

Horror: You startled me, it was HORRIFfying

Killer: Killary must be challenged

Fresh: Zee loves freyed bangus

Ink: I wanna insult myself

Error: the f*ck's wrong with you?

Ink: Shut up, Eri

Error: IT'S NOT F*CKING MHA

Cross: I now have a new choco rival, huh?

Nightmare: *makes a dirty joke for Sara*

Dream: *wants to take Sara out*

Shift, Alter, and G! Sans: *Wondering what the f*ck they did to get in the room*

Papyrus: Oh my! They're all so deadly, correct?

Sans: 'Bout Blyra and Feera?

Toriel: Zee said she forgot to add them

Frisk: *you wonder why they kill for money

Chara: Who cares? I have a new knife buddy!

Asriel: *ignore them Asriel, ignore them* so, I like their designs and all, but why do I feel like Disc and Addy are the only cheerful members

Asgore: Probably because you see the happy expression s they make

Undyne: WHY DID THEY TAKE THAT JOB?!

Alphys: U-Undyne, no n-need t-to yell

Mk: They're good looking

Swap: Aww, Disc is very pretty

Fell: Their hairs are tied, or are they all short?

Dust:Oh my god would you please shut up?

Fell: We're reacting to their aus, AND YOU ASK QUESTIONS TOO

Horror: Geez, no need to yell

Killer: Damn, I got someone for y'all to kill *shows picture of Osana Najimi* Ayano hates her and asks if I can kill her

Fresh: That's so unrad (I DON'T KNOW OKAY?)

Ink: I also have someone for y'all to kill

Error: It better nit be me...

Ink: *shows picture of Error* Think again

Error: YOU F*CKING BI-

Cross: Ok, no need to start a fight

Nightmare: Say, if you guys kill, do you destroy or be thieves sometimes?

Dream: No, you will not have new members to your gang

Papyrus: WOW, BASED ON THE INTELLIGENCE OF ALL OF THEM IN THE ORIGINAL AU, EMETT MUST BE THE TOP STUDENT

Classic: Yea, I'm so proud

Toriel: What school do they study in, I wish to enroll Frisk when they grow up

Frisk: *you dislike the idea

Chara: Suffer

Asriel: I was supposed to go to high school but death got in the way

Asgore: True, true

Undyne: HECK YEA

Alphys: Wh-Why does Emett l-look like s-she's d-done with l-life?

Mk: GO DISC GO

Swap: I assume that Disc is a part of their school's cheerleading roster

Fell: Well I'll be damned if Zee is apart of the basketball team

Dust: Lol, imagine Ems in the photography team

Horror: Addy, a student council

Killer: hey Ferno, answer Fresh' question

Fresh: So, if the pyro siblings are in a club or group in the school which group/club?

Ink: I would assume, Blyra is also a student council

Error: I would also like to assume-

Ink: *Covers Error's skull with a bag*

Cross: DO WELL GUYS

Nightmare: I wonder how things happen at their school

Dream: I wonder how they roll

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH THEY ARE SO ADORABLE

Classic: Aww, you've got to be kid-ing me

Toriel: *chuckles*

Frisk: AWWW, I ADORE THEM, THEY'RE MINE NOW

Chara: SHARE THE VIOLENT ONES TO ME

Asriel: Share the ones with common sense to me

Asgore: Now, now children, none of you are taking them...

Also Asgore: ...Cause they're all mine

Undyne: SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS, BUT WE'RE KEEPING THEM

Alphys: Y-Yea

Mk: NOOOOOO, FRISK HURRY AND TAKE THEM

Swap: MWEH HEH HEH, THEY ARE SO CUTE

Fell: you can't really argue with that

Dust: Chara's not even brave enough to stab them

Horror: Want some food kids?

Killer: Come with us, we promise we won't hurt y-

Emett: *has shovel*

Killer: -Oohhhh nevermind

Fresh: Awww

Ink: TOO CUTE

Error: You kids are lucky Classic loves y'all, or I would've destroyed your au

Cross: I would give y'all candy, but the chocolate is mine

Nightmare: the clothes are too big for Zee and Addy

Dream: I would love to make them new clothes

Paps: OH, WOW A WHOLE AU ABOUT THEIR ADDICTION

Classic: Aww, Zee has my role

Toriel: Sucks to have your Ex calling you all the time, am I right?

Frisk: *Seeing Blyra with your role fills you with... Determination

Chara: I am so proud

Asriel: Yes. The sanest person I know

Asgore: Sucks to not get noticed by your wife, am I right?

Toriel: Correction, EX wife

Undyne: man, if only Zee knew more people who would take roles as me or Alphys

Alphys: Y-YEA

Mk: Aww, no one got my role

Swap: MWEH HEH HEH I LIKE THIS AU

Fell: I might consider it

Dust: so, does that mean...

Horror: we..

Killer: could...

Fresh: *hits them on the skull* No

Ink: *pukes up ink*

Error: You disgust me

Cross: I'm happy that you got your own au

Nightmare: Too bad we can't destroy that au

Dream: Nightmare...

Papyrus: YAY THE MUSICIANS

Classic: This maybe my favorite au out of all

Tori: Same

Frisk: *you want to see them perform

Chara: fine I like them

Asriel: Good.

Asgore: Calming music? Do you all play calming music?

Undyne: HECK YEA TUNE IN MY THEME

Alphys: Whoo!

Mk: Yay!

Swap: They do it so perfectly

Fell: *the software has shut down*

Dust: *hugs fell in a brotherly way while he's processing*

Horror: Musicians

Killer: cue the music!

Fresh: Come to my party,we need musicians

Ink: put in the music for the run meme

Error: ... Sh*t I know where this is going

Cross: I am delighted by the music

Nightmare: same

Dream: I love how they play