what if the classic herem

Was the platonic type of harem

Classic POV

Ah yes, another beautiful day to hear Zee suffer, I came out of my room and as expected, a ton of letters, not love letters, hang out invites though, and the beautiful sound of yelling.

"MOVE YOUR *DUCKIN'* ASS SQUID!"
"OVER MY FUKIN DEAD BODY!"
"DON'T FUKIN FORGET SCI ALL OF US SEE WHAT EVERYONE IS DOIN'!"
"WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT UP AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT ME AND CLASSIC ARE BEST FRIENDS!"
"YOU AND CLASSIC AIN'T EVEN FRIENDS SPIN!"

And now the sound of sadness, brought to ya by Zee.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Zee groaned
"Would you please shut up Zee!" Emett had slightly yelled
"But Classic just came out and the neighbors--" Zee was cut off by Tk shouting- "CLASSIC! DID YA GET MY HANGOUT INVITE?" He asked clearly wanting an answer. I knew what was gonna happen next so I stayed silent

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"OI! TK, JUST BECAUSE WE AIN'T WATCHING YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE TIME TO ASK CLASSIC TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!" Razz yelled at Tk, I was enjoyin' some drama.
"WELL, YOU AIN'T MY MOM *BEACH*" My jaw dropped. Tk cussed, I was proud clearly visible on my face, and Tk knew and he was also proud.I bursted out laughing.

"Ey! Classic, so what's your plan for the day?" Outer asked, a little hyped and I knew why "Oh, maybe just play Minecraft: the hive: skywars." I calmly said, an d got a reply saying "Oh! You play Minecraft too? Let's play later! What's your player name?" Outer asked "It's ketchup_naptime423." I said and was entirely proud stating the name.
"Aight, I'm stupidstar72." Outer once again spoke. "Aight see ya in the game."

And with that done I walked away.

3rd person POV

As Classic walked, he got all sorts of questions from the sanses
"Did ya get my invite?"
"Wanna go to the new action movie?"
"How bout we spend some time farming!"
"Let's go bake some stuff!"
"Wanna draw with me?"
"Want to dance again tonight?"
"Shall we bond in the library again today?"
"Can ya tell me another story Classic?"
"Let's make the charas suffer!"
"Let's play a horror game later!"
"Let's go make Zee suffer, broski!!"

And with Fresh's words, he immediately agreed. They planned to pretend to look at her phone notifs. And pretend that she forgot to submit one module.
"WHAT?! BUT- BUT ALL OF MY MODULES WERE SUBMITTED THAT CAN'T BE!" She then rushed to check the modules and Fresh and Classic were satisfied. They both laughed evilly. And then classic was pulled into a portal "Hey Classic." "Sup Farm." "Do ya need to change?" "Ye"
And so Farm took him to his place and gave him some clothes for gardening. Classic took off his shirt and farm didn't wanna be weird, so he looked away. And then classic said "I'm done."
And then they went out to do some friend activities. Farm thought sans how to do things in the farm. Aaaannnndddd Classic was pulled away again.

"Heya Classic!" Error said pretty joyfully, changing Classic's clothes to more comfortable ones like pajamas and Classic and Error did their everyday activity, sewing. Classic did an amazing job making a headband, while Error made, yet, another doll. They liked each other's works. "YANK" was heard. It was Blue and Horror, Classic's kitchen friends.

"Ya better hurry and wear the apron so we can bake 'buko pie'!" It was obvious Zee thought him how to make some, but Classic? Eh, he likes learning from the au's. So they started and a few minutes later they kinda made... A lot. "It's not THAT much, only uh.. 274 buko pies."
"Blue, numbers 30 and above are already a lot."
"..." "..." "..."
"HOLLY FUDGE CAKES"
And then Classic was taken away.

Classic had been getting passed from universe to universe. This came from pranking a child to having an anxiety attack at babysitting a child with a knife.
And then after a long day, he finally got to play with outer, "Aight, let's see what you got." They both played and became the most unstoppable duo in skywars. They screamed, yelled, laughed, came into each other's rooms and then they considered playing again.

Classic: *looks at fourth wall* "So now ya know what I go through everyday!" 'Gee I wonder if I have a love harem instead of a friendship one.'

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