Papyrus: HELLO, HUMANS THE Z.A.D.E SQUAD HAS ALLOWED ME TO BE THE HOST FOR TODAY!

Emett: And I'm the co-host.

Papyrus: Let the reaction begin!

Papyrus: Of course human!

Emett: Okay, this is the first kid.

Papyrus: How did I not know of this! My brother has CHILDREN!

Toriel: Are- Are the kids okay? Not fed with condiments only right?

Frisk: *you said "New friend!"

Chara: The fuq

Asriel: The royal judge has a son?

Asgore: I wonder how he raised him

Undyne: Sans Has A Froging Child!

Alphys: ...

Monster kid: Ooohh New friend!

Disc (oc): A-

Zee: DISC?!

Disc: ...

Zee: OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE REACTION ROOM THOUGH, C'MON, WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT *pulls Disc*

Disc: *gets pulled away*

Papyrus: Next!

Emett: This is the second kid

Paps: OH NO! WHY IS HER SKULL CRACKED?!

Emett: That's how she was born, okay?-

Toriel: Who hurt her?

Emett: I-It doesn't affect her he-

Frisk: *you reacted with a worriedly

Emett: She was born like thi-

Chara: SICK!

Asriel: SHE'S SICK?

Emett: I hate my 2nd job

Asgore: She's fine right?

Emett: ...

Undyne: HIS DAUGHTER NEEDS HEALING!

Alphys: Y-Yea

Monster kid: That girl's just fine!

Emett: Thx for listening Mk

Papyrus: NEXT

Papyrus: MY NIECE

Toriel: That girl looks lovely

Frisk: *you said that she looks gorgeous

Chara: Please, I can look much better than her! I can even kill more than her!

Asriel: Ahem, Chara, there will be no murder here

Chara: UGH

Asgore: hmm, come to think of it, who's Sans' wife?

Paps: He doesn't have one, he's gay

Asgore: ... THEN HOW ARE THEY BORN-

Emett: Shush!

Undyne: She looks cool!

Alphys: Beautiful

Mk: I WANNA BE HER FRIEND! DOES SHE HAVE ANY?

Paps: NEXT

Paps: Aww my nephew is cute

Toriel: This one is the cutest one I've seen, and no one's gonna change my mind!

Frisk: *you ask if Douge wants yo be friends

Chara: Go back, I liked Fellic more

Asriel: but this one's the cutest out of all

Asgore: I cannot lie, he is adorable

Undyne: He has a thing for animals, huh?

Alphys: A-Afraid of Cucumbers? W-wha?

Mk: I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND!

Paps: NEXT!

Paps: This is apparently the sister of Fellic

Toriel: She- She has weapons

Frisk: *you fear her

Chara: Now that's more like it!

Asriel: CHARA

Asgore: I'm sure Sans takes those weapons away

Undyne: DANG SHE CAN DRIVE?

Alphys: ...

Mk: Wow, does she have a licence?

Paps: NEXT

Paps: Bluzy is also cute!

Toriel: Awe, She also plays a violin

Frisk: *you make her a bear plush

Chara: WEAK

Asriel: CHARA

Asgore: Chara

Undyne: UNDYNE

Alphys: A-Alphys

Mk: Monster Kid!

Paps: NEXT

Paps: Rina still has not fixed the mess she made back at home

Toriel: *chuckles*

The kids: WE ARE BANANAS

The rest: Haha

Paps: NEXT

Paps: Starry, tell Rina to pick up her paint set at my house!

Toriel: such a nice girl, based of her personality

Frisk: *you love her bright colors

Chara: I like Natriz more

Asriel: CHARA, NO FAVORITISM

Asgore: Chara

Undyne: ALPHYS

Alphys: Mk

Mk: Undyne!

I got lazy 🦥