Here's a nice story...

I was looking for my jujitsu Gi and I decided to look in the trunk, I opened it but there was a glass of water on top. It fell onto the back windshield and almost cracked the glass, also got water in the trunk and all over the car. Tried to clean it up, and set my phone on the lip of the trunk, under the trunk lid...

I'm guessing you can see where this is going.

I cleaned it up, and apologized to my mom, then closed the trunk... on my fucking phone... the screen cracked and the charger port bent. We fixed the port and put some tape over the shattered screen.

Not only did I almost crack the cars back window, but I also cracked my phone in the process. Plus I got water all in the trunk, and broke a glass.

I JUST CLOSED THE TRUNK ON MY CHILD THEN STUCK A PEICE OF METAL IN HIS BUTTHOLE AND PUT TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH SO HE COULDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING.