How NOT To Become A Superhero

Dylan POV

A superhero huh......

Oh....sorry clueless reader let me introduce myself like the child I was raised to be respectful to others. I'm Dylan Hīrō, a homeless highschool boy who fights crime then takes money from people pockets for survival like the awesome hero I am. Come on.....don't be mad at me, they wouldn't give me money in the first place so I went the less painful way. I know you must be wondering why am I going to school and how I became homeless. I still go to school for knowledge and stuff so I can get out of this shit life. I'm homeless because.....

1 year ago.....

I entered my parents house and went in my room to watch anime like I usually did then forgot to take out the meat out of the freezer. My parents came after and had a big argument with me and the dumbass I am....I said, "Fuck you both! I can survive without you fucking retards!"

Then I got kicked out and I have been living on the streets for a year now with little food and clothes. I bathe when it rains which makes mothers cover their children eyes and glare it me.

"Sorry my d**k isn't big enough for you!" I said angrily at them.

So anyways, I fight in my SCHOOL UNIFORM because I'm fucking poor but....I wear a cardboard box over my head to hide my identity until....it falls off and that's how I'm in this mess.

A girl named....sorry *coughs* Rose *coughs* as she tells me.....caught me with ma box and guess what.....

SHE'S A FREAKING SUPERHERO WITH POWERS THAT COULD POSSIBLY KILL ME!!!!

So yeah she caught me and threatened me to stop 'stealing' people's money and blah blah. So like the gentleman I was I ran away from her and she found me and glared at me with her shinning eyes.

"Freak" I glared at her back.

"Let's settle this. You help me defeat bad guys and I'll give you some of my dinner every night" she said grabbing my hair.

"Like I-"

My stomach growled.

"Fine, Bitch" I sighed.

She smirked showing off her powers that seemed nature related and looked at me closely, "What's your power?" she asked.

"Does farting count?" I smiled nervously.

"Ugh, boys" she rolled her eyes, "I'm Rose and we are teammates from now" she smiled softly.

"I'm single, nice to meet you" I said shaking her hand.

"I'm taken" she smiled innocently.

"I don't care" I laughed.

"I'll fucking kill you if you don't stop" she laughed.

Yeah....that was the day I turned a complete good superhero.

Weeks later....

I saw a fight in a park.

"Fight fight fight!" I smiled cheering them on.

Rose grabbed me by my ear and looked scary, "We should be stopping them" she smiled creepily.

"Yes mam" I gulped.

She has been annoying these days about I must take care of myself and stuff like she's some big sister well....she is 2 years older than me.

Oh oh oh! We got an adorable villain called Discord.

She's also Rose's enemy but I think of her as my little entertainment.

"Prepare to die!" Discord screamed closing her eyes tightly.

"Awe, you are so cute" I said with a pervert look on my face.

"Stop looking at me that way!" she wined.

I caught Rose also looking at her in the same way then she stopped glaring at me.

"We need to defeat her" she said trembling a little.

"Yeah" I chuckled.

Rose and I attacked Discord but I felt a little out of place because none of them were paying attention to me.

"Hey, Discord I'm your enemy too" I sighed.

No reply.

They were still fighting so I decided to buy a hotdog and sat down on a park bench.

"Discord you need to put more effort in your fighting sweety," I said shaking my head. I went to them and went behind Discord then held her hands. She blushed extremely while I taught her how to hold her little cute swords. "perfect" I smirked.

"You idiot!" Rose said angrily.

Discord attacked her and made her arm bleed. She looked at me angrily and controlled her vines to throw me across the city.

"Bye!" I waved while I was in the sky.

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