❝and i got way too many

routes to take to make this

all just go away.❞

MOOD: EMBARRASSED, FRANTIC

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED AND SO HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME. I was the bait, and I would've been okay with that. Running was basically my thing, and I was damn good at it. Distracting people was also something that I could win an award for. If my team didn't get creative, then I would've been just fine.

Yet, I was still waiting for someone to explain why I was dressed in a chicken suit.

It was white and had an orange beak that my head was sticking out of, along with a cusiony, fabric feathered behind. It felt degrading, and I debated on calling PETA on them. But, the jury had decided, and I didn't get a say in the matter as I was forced into this thing. I mean, at least I looked like a full course meal.

I stood in the middle of the road, on the route the hero team was supposed to take. Full on quaking in my boots, I waited, knowing it would be awhile before my team would win, as they decided to split into two teams and go around the whole perimeter of the fucking arena to sneak attack them when they decided to charge at me.

So needless to say the party was going great.

Explosions went off to my right, which make me shid and piss myself as I stared off into the direction of the noise. I let out a low curse, eyes wide as I saw part of the hero team run towards me down the street. Looking back down the other way, I saw another third of the group running towards me as well. And finally looking straight, I saw the rest of them running.

"Oh fuck, they must think I'm an escapee from KFC." I whispered, glancing all three ways at the approaching teams.

"WHY ARE YOU IN A CHICKEN SUIT?!" I looked to my left to see Ashido fall to her knees, crumbling in laughter as everyone else did. I opened my mouth to say something, but quickly closed it, just frowning. The sound of everyones laughter would've been nice, had it not been directed at me.

"Oh I'm 'bout to get real disrespectful up in here." I mumble, just loud enough so I could hear myself over the laughter of everyone else. Normally, people would laugh with me, not at me, so I felt completely humiliated. Closing my eyes, I took a deep breathe before turning around to see the convergence of the three groups.

"Y/N, where's your team?" Shinsou asked, but I knew better than to answer him at a time like this. I glanced to my right and saw Kenji crying as he took pictures on his phone. I sighed, before sticking out my tongue at all on them, hitting a fat dab and slamming my hands on the ground. Giant roots shot up from every angle and wrapped around everyone tightly.

Surprise rung out, and it wouldn't be long before they broke out, as I could already hear Bakugou trying to with his explosions. So, instead of waiting around for a one versus eleven, I immediately turned around and sprinted down the street, part scared, part proud and all the way smug. I heard explosions behind me and ducked behind a building, searching for an entrance.

"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE, DINNER!" I clucked in fear as the voice bellowed down the street, the booming of Bakugou's quirk accompanying his threat. I held my back against the concrete wall as I held my breathe, waiting as the explosions died down.

"Oh fuck, oh crap. I promise I'll go vegan if I survive this. I'm sorry for all the wrongs I've down and will never eat chicken again." Of course all that I was whispering was lies, but it felt somewhat good to usher in my last moments of living. After all, my free trial for living was about to run out on me.

"Found you."

"OH CLUCK!" I went down, hard, as a heavy as fuck force straddled me. I opened my eyes and felt dizzy, but not for long as I snapped out of it and saw who was sitting on me. A wicked grin and ruby eyes told me all that I needed to know.

"Okay, so, I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong." I tried to move my hands, but they were pinned. So much for that extra marketing effect. "I will actually give you salmonella, so please don't eat me, good sir." I winced as Bakugou shot me a confused look.

"Why the fuck are you dressed as a fucking chicken?" He asked, genuinely confused at my new attire. I shrugged, snickering to myself.

"Oh, y'know, just a typical Friday. Being the bait and such." I eyed him and frowned, trying my best to veer my gaze away from his honkers. If he and Yaoyorozu were to have a tiddy off, than I think Bakugou might win. "Could you, uh, get off broseph?" I asked, to which he just growled and jumped off, stepping away and pulling out a roll of capture tape.

"Get up, you've been caught, bitch." I sighed, getting up and stretching. Forcefully, my hands were swung behind me, quickly being taped by King Explosion Murder himself. With a shove, I was directed to the exit of the alleyway. I didn't want my sacrifice to go out in vein, so I decided to distract until Bakugou sister snapped, thus releasing my tied up hands and allowing a safe route of escape. Hopefully.

"So, uh, ya like jazz?" I ask, making him give a confused look, but kept walking nonetheless.

"Uh, touch me and you're gay."

"I'll give you chlamydia."

"The floor is lava!"

"Uhh, two dollar sucky sucky?"

He didn't react to any of it as I anticipated, so I only had one option left. It wasn't the best, or even my proudest, but I knew it was effective.

"Izuku touched me less than an hour ago."

"FUCKING GROSS!" He backed off, extremely disgusted. I grinned before jumping over my tied hands and slamming both palms on the nearest wall, making dumby thicc vines grow from the ground up. I didn't waste any time in getting the frick frack out of there, as the explosions were already very audible. I ran whilst also expanding vines around my wrists, eventually breaking the tape. They fell to the ground, allowing me to run faster, trying to find where my group went.

I dove a hand into the pocket of my chicken suit, already sweating from the sheer heat from within the poultry suit. Clutching a walkie talkie, I brought it up to my mouth and hit the talk button.

"This is Y/N, boom boom man is on my six and I require backup." I shouted, taking a second to pause and look back. Slowly, I came to a hault as I looked around, confused. It was oddly silent. "Uh, actually, y'know what, I don't-"

"COME HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!"

"OH SHIT!－"

Exploding from around the corner, Bakugou slammed into me, disintegrating a chunk of my chicken suit as I was sent backwards. I hit a pole with my back, making me grunt. Slapping a hand to the ground, large roots exploded from the concrete from both sides of the still mid air male, slamming into him. Clutching the walkie talkie with exaggerated force, I screamed into it.

"HELP! I MADE HIM ANGRY! HE'S GOING TO SEND ME BACK TO KFC!" I bounced up and dashed, this time not looking back as explosions disintegrated my roots.

"GET BACK HERE!" I sucked in heavy breathes as I continued to run, creating logs that shot from the ground behind me as a diversion, one that I wasn't too keen to see if it was working. I kept sprinting until I saw a large ice berg pierce the sky, as well as being smashed to pieces in a few short seconds. Hope reignited itself within me, making me run faster. I gasped as soon as I saw a familiar person, waving my arms in the air.

"TENYA! ZIP ZAP GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!" The robotic male spun, watching in horror as Bakugou gave chase behind me, explosions nearing me every millisecond, dodging my now halted distractions. Swiveling my head, I gave a shriek as I lept forwards, just in time to miss an aerial attack from the angry pomeranian, who blasted the spot I was just at.

Scrambling to get my shit together, I sent a flurry of vines towards him, tangling and detaining him for the time being.

"Y/N!" I blinked as I saw a hardened red head leap in front of me, shielding me to some degree from the writhing blonde beast. Glancing back, he shot me a toothy grin. "I got him covered! Go help the others!" With a nod, I got up and gave a final glance to the courageous male.

❝KIRISHIMA, YOU GLUE SNIFFING GOD! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!❞

❝THAT WAS ONE TIME!❞