A.N: I'm back from the dead loyal readers, and this time with a request I noticed while lurking on some of my followers accounts. So since your probably dying to see my work again (sorry if I'm arrogant sounding, the views have gone to my head slightly, and I wanted to make a triumphant return) let's dive right on in. P.S adult Neptune is still Neptune in name for this.
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Neptune sat with you as you two rode the carriage, you had decided to surprise the sister of your little bro's crush with a trip for all four of you to your area of ruling, Nahkest. A totally medieval realm, no tech whatsoever outside of that used by you as a CPU God. She seemed distracted by the plains so you let her be, and turned to your brother "Hey Wuld any idea how long our rides gonna be?" You said in the usual blunt and to the point manner you have, as well as that slight tinge of "why am I here" in your voice. "Ten minutes brother. Stop worrying about dying of boredom." He toyed at you, his more prominent Romanian accent showing through as he spoke. You both sounded like it, his accent wasn't diminished like yours however. "Fine" you replied as you turned to look out the window with Neptune, your male mind filling with the usual fantasizes of a man with an interest in a woman.

You and Neptune were locked in a passionate kiss, laying on your bed in your castle. "Goddesses your so hot" you whispered as she smiled up at you, the both of you panting for air from the kiss. "And your making me hotter. Help me out of these clothes, to cool off" she teased in a seductive tone as she gave you a lustful smile. You smiled back with equal lust before grabbing her outfit and kissing her as you pulled it off her.

"(F/N)" Wuld smacking you upside the head and calling your name for the dozenth time shook you out of your fantasizes. "Come on" he hopped out of the carriage, Nepgear and Neptune already out as well, waiting on you. Sliding out and to your feet you nodded "Wuld you wanna do the tour or should I?" He started walking "I call dibs. Your on something too strong to be allowing you to give the tour." You sigh and follow, the girls in tow.

"That's why I never trust (F/N) with sand and gunpowder," Wuld said as he finished regaling about your rather, explosive, prank involving a barrel of gunpowder and a few bags of sand. Quite the boom that one made. "Least I didn't fall out of the tower trying to grab a bird, we can fly you know?" That made him clam up real quick. "Wuld take Nepgear to the tavern if you want. I'm gonna show neptune the view from the lighthouse" thinking you were trying to give him a chance with her he nodded and lead her away, you doing the same with Neptune.

"It's beautiful up here." Neptune whispered as she looked all across the lights of the city. "Yeah. But there is one thing I always thought was more beautiful." You tried to be Casanova about it but she ripped that idea away with her next words. "Say Nepgear and I'll shoot you, say me and you'll get a surprise." You stared in shock at your crush, Goddessessdamn she was a straight shooter these days. You nodded "The second option." She smiled and shoved you back a bit, worried you might be being lead to death you tried to stand only to be stopped by a kiss on your lips as she kneeled in your lap. Holding you steady she said "There's your surprise."