(Your House)

After the shopping yesterday, we went home with bags in our hands and money burnt in my wallet. Seriously, I got almost nothing left. Even my points were used. I kept it a secret from the girls because I don't want them to feel sorry. Their happiness is more worth than my cash. But I need to find a way to get money and fast.

We played the games we just bought and slept late overnight. We all slept on the living room without even noticing it. It feels like a slumber party just happened. Games were everywhere. Food, drinks and snacks were left unclean. The TV was also still turned on but we slept peacefully.

As morning approached, my eyes opened slowly. I was the first to awake. I looked around and saw the mess we made but Tlthey were all still sleeping peacefully. I smiled at them and carefully walked away from the sleeping beauties.

Y/N: <yawn> What time is it?

I opened ARC and checked the time.

Y/N: Seven in the morning huh? It's still early so I might as well let them sleep.

I walked back to the crowd to turn the TV off but Neptune moved in her sleep which hitted my leg and I lost balance. Just as I was close to landing on Vert's breast, I used my arms to prevent my face falling onto them. I gulped and tried to get back up.

Vert: Urgh...

Y/N: (Please don't wake up, please don't wake up, please don't wake up...)

I prayed a little bit and my prayers were answered. I breathe out in relief.

Noire: Y/N... If you do something... Perverted... I'll stab you... With a million needles...

Y/N: (Okay, Noire. Why are you scary even when you're asleep?)

Heeding Noire's warning, I balanced myself and turned the TV off.

Y/N: Whew... (I should have just waited for the girls to wake up. I rather pay more electric bill than facing the wrath of these girls...) Wait a minute... (I COULD HAVE CLOSED THE TV USING ARC!!!)

Infuriated I tried to leave the area but Ram kicked my leg in her sleep. I tripped again and this time, my lips touched Uni's. My face blushed and I parted the accidental kiss.

Y/N: (That actually felt good... Wait! This is not the time to be thinking of that!)

I was suddenly attracted to Uni's blushing face. I tried very hard to get up but she's too cute.

Y/N: (Damn it! She's too cute but I'm not a lolicon. Maybe... I'll tease her. JUST to satisfy my desire.)

I poked her cheeks. It was soft. I kept on poking her cheeks. She made a few faces which nearly made my nosebleed. After a while, my arm which supported my body felt sore.

Y/N: (What am I doing to Uni?! I'm not a pedophile! I should get out of this mess.)

Luna: Papa... What are you doing to Uni?

Oh crap... Uni heard her voice and opened her eyes slowly. She saw me on top of her and turned red.

Uni: W-WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!

Noire woke up when she heard the scream and saw me on top of Uni.

Y/N: T-This is a misunderstanding! I didn't do anything to Uni! I just fell and kissed her by-

Noire & Uni: K-KISS?!!

Neptune: Nepu... Who's making that sound? I was just about to dive into a pool of pudding! Eh? Why is Y/N on top of Uni?

Vert: Not too mention so early in the morning.

Ram: Pervert!

Rom: Mr. Y/N... Pervert...

Y/N: I didn't do anything!

Uni: Baka... You stole my first kiss...

T-That was her first?! I'm in big trouble.

Uni: I won't forgive you for this!

She materialised the gun I made for her a year ago. But the beam can decimate my bones.

Uni: Disappear you-

<Ring>

We heard the doorbell ring. Uni stopped her firing and looked at the door. I checked who it was using ARC but the door unlocked. But I haven't gave the password or key for the door to anyone. The door opened and who I saw was unexpected...

Mom & Dad: SURPRISE!!! We came here to...

It was my mom and dad. They silenced after they saw me on top of Uni and surrounded by other girls whom they do not know.

Mom: Sorry, Y/N. I didn't know you were busy so early in the morning!

Dad: Yup. We'll let you guys continue your fun-

Y/N: I-It's not what it looks like!

They were about to leave when they thought I was doing... You know. But this is just a huge misunderstanding.

Timeskip

Mom: Oh... So Y/N wasn't about to give us a grandchild... How unfortunate.

Y/N: What are you talking about?!

My parents came into my house right after we cleared the misunderstanding. Apparently they copied the key to my house and that's how they were able to enter. They sat on the dining table with me, Noire, Vert and Blanc. The rest cleaned up the mess we left yesterday.

Y/N: I got a question. Why are you two here? You rarely visit me because you said you were busy with work.

Dad: We'll talk about that later. How about you introduce us to your fellow girlfriends?

Y/N: (Once again... They're avoiding my question...) They're not my girlfriends.

My parents would always try to change the subject when I ask why they're here. I don't know why though... My parents personality is quite cheerful most of the time. They never liked to scold and support whatever I'm doing as long as it is legal. But they get quite annoying when they start talking about getting a girlfriend, how to take care of a girl, all those love-like things.

Y/N: But I guess I'll just introduce them. These are my friends-

Mom: Girlfriends?

Y/N: No. Just F-R-I-E-N-D-S. <Sigh> You're always like this.

Mom: Fine...

This is going to go nowhere. I can already tell my mom is going to approve them if I said they're my girlfriends. At worst, start the wedding plans.

Dad: Looks like we'll have to cancel the wedding plans...

Told you.

Y/N: Can I just introduce them without you two interfering?

I started feeling annoyed at their attitudes. Don't get me wrong, they're great parents but they have their cons. One great big con.

Mom: Go ahead.

Y/N: I appreciate it...

I introduced everybody to my parents. Thankfully, it went smoother than anticipated.

Mom: Wow. I didn't expect our Y/N to have this many friends. Not too mention their girls at that.

Y/N: Ehem!

They just chuckled at me. I asked the girls to take a shower first and leave my parents to me. They agreed and headed to the bedroom. My parents unable to control their happiness just smiled at me with a few tears flowing.

Y/N: I'm still in school you know?

Dad: Age is not important!

Mom: Yes! In fact you should use this chance to change yourself Y/N.

Y/N: What do you mean?

Dad: From a teenage boy to a glorious man!

Y/N: I'll pass.

Mom & Dad: Of course you'll say that...

They said in sync. It's not like I don't like the girls but I feel like I should do it my way. My parents are just rushing things. If I did it my parents way, it would make this story less interesting, right?

Mom: It was fun though. Getting to meet you with other people. I'll make breakfast. But this time I'll make it extra special just for this occasion.

Y/N: You do your thing.

Dad: While she's doing that, let's talk some more.

Y/N: What do you want to talk about?

Since I don't get to see them often, I might as well use this chance.

Dad: Hmm... I know! Which one of these girls do you fancy?

Y/N: Don't you have anything else to talk about?

Dad: Ahahahaha! Okay... Okay... Well, what about that time you were carried by Purple Heart?

Y/N: Wait! You know who Purple Heart is?!

Dad: Huh? Isn't she the woman who carried you when you were being attacked by Kaiser-san?

Y/N: Oh... So you watched that video.

Since F/N uploaded that video on the internet, there was a huge debate whether it was real or not. I thought my dad knew Neptune was Purple Heart.

Y/N: Um... Do you believe in it?

Dad: Yup. In fact, I got a theory.

Y/N: A theory?

Dad: Since there is this weird phenomenon about real monsters spawning around the world, I figured paranormal things are real.

Y/N: I don't get it.

Dad: Just answer me one question. Is by any chance these girls are non-human?

I was surprised. How did my dad came up with such a guess? He still doesn't know but he's extremely close to finding it out.

Y/N: I want to ask a question before answering.

Dad: You want to know how I came with such a theory?

I nodded.

Dad: In the past, your grandfather would always play detective-kind of games. So here's my theory... From what I saw, the girls is not wearing the ARC. But how could they fight the Dolphin at the shopping mall without it? Casting skills, holding a weapon... This is only possible with ARC. Unless they are non-human. I also asked F/N for extra info. He said the moment the girls ran away Purple Heart and the rest appeared.

Y/N: Wow... I thought you were just a busy man who likes drinking alcohol.

Dad: Alcohol makes you smarter apparently.

Y/N: Bullshit... What are you going to do to them if I said they're non-human?

Dad: Nothing. They look like nice people and they helped you with the Dolphin. They also look like they have potential being our daughter-in-law!

No matter the situation, my parents must bring up these thoughts about me being married. I just sighed at my dad.

Y/N: Please don't tell this to anyone.

Dad: Only this family knows.

Y/N: Mom?

Dad: Yup.

Y/N: Okay...

I spilled the beans and told my father everything there is to know about Noire and the rest.

Dad: I see... Neptune. Could you come here for a sec?

Neptune who was walking pass us came to the table.

Neptune: Yes?

Dad: Can I see you transform?

Neptune: Okay~ Wait! How did you know I could transform?!

Dad: Y/N told me.

Y/N: I trust him.

Neptune: He is your dad so... Why not?

<Transform>

Neptune (HDD): I'm the CPU of Planeptune; Purple Heart. Eh? You don't look surprised or anything.

Dad: Me? Oh, of course not! The only thing that can surprise me is if Y/N gets married!

Y/N: Of course...

I don't know whether I should be happy he's my father or not. But this makes it more easier for the girls to act.

Neptune (HDD): I should tell the rest about this.

Y/N: Sure.

Neptune went to tell everyone. I looked at my dad again and saw him smiling.

Timeskip

After eating breakfast and taking a bath, we all sat down in the living room watching TV, playing games or reading books. Things we could do to pass the time.

Blanc: Still, I didn't expect for our cover to be blown.

Blanc closed her book indicating she finished one of the chapter.

Vert: Me too. Y/N's parents are somehow smarter than they look.

Y/N: It's the first for me too.

Dad: Now that's just rude.

My dad looked depressed at our comments but it's the truth.

Mom: It must be hard, having to act like a normal human being like us.

Neptune: Nah. It's fine.

Mom: By the way, how has my Y/N been treating you all? As his mother, I must know what you girls think about him.

They all blushed when they heard my mom said this. I also turned red.

Y/N: Now's not the best time to talk about this...

Mom: I asked the girls, Y/N. Not you.

Ouch. I did not know my mom could get so serious in this kind of scenario. The past few minutes, my mother had mostly focused on Noire though which got my attention.

Mom: Hmm... Wait right here.

She got up the couch and headed to the master bedroom. It didn't took long for her to come back. My mother was holding a paper. She sat down and called Noire.

Mom: Noire-chan. My son actually made this.

Noire: What is it?

Noire took the paper and checked the content. She looked surprised and blushed a light red.

Y/N: What did you give her?

Mom: Hehe... You thought you could hide something like this from me?

I looked confused. My dad looked at Noire and suddenly realised something. He smiled at Noire.

Dad: Ah. I see who Y/N likes now.

Y/N: W-What do you mean?

Noire: Y/N...

Noire turned the paper towards me. I looked at it and saw the drawing of Noire I made a year ago. I turned from light red to pure red.

Dad: No wonder she looked familiar.

Mom: Right?

Y/N: H-How did you know?!

Mom: Please! I'm your mother!

My mother looked proud while everyone looked at the drawing I made. Noire averted her gaze from mine.

Ram: Wow... It's well made...

Rom: Pretty...

Uni: It looks exactly like Onee-chan.

Neptune: How could you make a masterpiece of an art?!

Vert: Did you make it after you left Gamindustri?

Blanc: If so, that's impressive.

Nepgear: It almost looks like an art made by a professional...

I couldn't hide my embarrassment anymore. My mother smirked at the sight of this.

Mom: It's not just Y/N. I think Noire-chan made something for Y/N too~

Y/N & Noire: Eh?

We looked at each other when we said the same words. My mom took out the letter Noire gave me last year. Noire panicked when she saw it.

Noire: Yah! Don't open it! Y/N! Why didn't you hide it somewhere secret?!

Y/N: I did!

Mom: Let's see what she wrote~

Noire: NO!!!

Noire jumped off the couch trying to snatch the letter away from my mom. My mom passed it to my dad.

Neptune: Oh! Give it to me!

Dad: Alright!

My dad threw the letter shurinken-style and Neptune caught it.

Noire: Neptune! Give it to me!

Neptune: Haha! Never!

Noire: THAT'S IT!!!

<Transform>

Noire(HDD): If you won't give it to me... I'll take it by force!

Neptune: Hah! You forgot who I am?

<Transform>

Neptune (HDD): I won't go easy on you!

Noire(HDD): Why you!

Neptune (HDD): Blanc! Catch!

<Transform>

Blanc(HDD): Heh! I don't mind bullying Miss Lovey-Dovey.

Noire(HDD): You too Blanc?!

<Transform>

Vert(HDD): I don't want to be left out of the fun!

Ram: Let me join!

Rom: Me too...

Rom and Ram transformed too and started teasing Noire. My parents looked like they were having the time of their lives. Nepgear, Uni, Luna and me just stayed back and watch Noire getting bullied. I would want to help her but this is something beyond my ability.

Luna: Papa... Noire needs help...

Y/N: I know... But let's leave it like this for now.

Dad: Did my ears just heard something?

Mom: Luna called our son... Y/N! Why haven't you told us about this?!

Dad: More importantly, who's the mother?!

Luna: Mama... No-

Noire(HDD): Ahh! Stop this!

Noire flew to Luna to close her mouth from anymore misunderstandment.

Mom: "No"... Wait, Noire?!

Dad: It's so clear now!

Noire(HDD): No! It's not what it looks like!

Y/N: Y-Yeah! She calls me that because I look like her father!

Vert(HDD): My... How lively this house has become.

Uni: ...

Timeskip

After the hectic evening, everything started to calm down when it had reached night. I finished taking a shower and saw Uni moping at the window. I wore my clothes and headed to her.

Y/N: Uni?

Uni: Y-Y/N? W-What are you doing here?

Y/N: Nothing. Just wanted to talk with you for a while.

Uni: Oh... Okay...

She looked dazed. As if she's been thinking about something really hard.

Y/N: Uni? Is something the matter?

Uni: Nothing. Just watching the starry skies.

Y/N: You remind me of your sister, you know? I know when someone is having a problem.

Uni: I guess it's impossible to hide it from you. Y/N... Do you like my sister?

Y/N: Of course...

Uni: Oh, that's fine too.

She continued moping. Something else was in her mind. I'm a little bit worried now. I need to make her focus on something else. Something she likes...

Y/N: Uni. Can you show me the gun I made for you?

Uni: Eh? Why?

Y/N: Just curious.

Uni: Okay.

She materialised the gun. I placed my hands on Uni's hands.

(A/N: If you know the Beam Magnum from Unicorn Gundam, that'll make it easier for you to understand. It's also the size of a normal rifle.)

Uni: W-What are you doing?

Y/N: Let's shoot it.

Uni: Eh?

Y/N: Let's shoot the gun in the sky. I want to see it in action since I haven't actually seen it shoot myself.

Uni: Sure.

She transformed and held out her hand towards me. I gladly accepted and she took us a little bit higher to the sky. I felt the cold wind grazing my skin but I didn't mind it. I suddenly turned my eyes to her lips. I stole her first kiss. It's going to haunt me for a while.

Y/N: Sorry.

Uni(HDD): What for?

Y/N: For stealing your first kiss.

Uni(HDD): It's not your fault! Sorry, I acted a little bit rash.

Y/N: I deserved it.

Uni(HDD): Stop blaming yourself would you? I feel guilty when you blame yourself... Besides you didn't do it intentionally.

I looked into her eyes and she looked at mine.

Y/N: Uni... Can you shoot that gun now?

Uni(HDD): Alright.

She aimed it at the sky with one hand. She pulled the trigger and a unique fire sound was heard as it reached for one of the stars. The gun I made was like a rifle. It removed the empty cartridge on it's own and replaced it with a new one.

Y/N: Wow... It's pretty...

Uni(HDD): I can't believe you don't even know the capabilities of your own creation.

Y/N: I guess I don't.

The light disappeared slowly. Uni made the gun disappear and we landed on the roof of my apartment. I used my free hand to rub my body which was freezing.

Uni(HDD): Y/N! You're freezing!

Y/N: I can't believe you didn't felt anything.

Uni(HDD): Don't joke around! I don't have a choice...

Uni embraced me in her arms trying to keep me warm. It was effective.

Uni(HDD): F-Feeling better?

Y/N: Thanks Uni.

A comfortable silence fell upon us.

Uni(HDD): Y/N... We shouldn't do this...

Y/N: Do what?

Uni(HDD): Onee-chan will...

Y/N: Uni... Are you...

Uni(HDD): I heard your adventures with Onee-chan through her. To be honest, I thought I would be happy just to see the two of you happy. But somehow you made me fall for you...

I looked at her wide eyed.

Y/N: You... Love me?

Uni(HDD): Did it not look obvious? Even though we barely spent any time together... I must be an idiot to fall for someone I barely spent time with.

Y/N: Uni...

I parted the hug and kissed her. She was surprised but returned it. After a while, we parted for air.

Uni(HDD): Baka. Why did you do that?

Y/N: Why did you returned it?

She pouted and turned away. It's not like I dislike Uni. She's fun to be with and has helped me with a lot of things. She looked at me again and placed her hand on my chest.

Uni(HDD): So this is how Onee-chan feels for you right now...

Y/N: I'm sorry for being oblivious.

Uni(HDD): Geez, how many times do I have to say stop blaming yourself?

Y/N: Until I get rid of this guilt.

Uni(HDD): You spoilt kid...

We kissed again and this time I inserted my tongue into her mouth. I used my arms to bring her closer to me. She wrapped her arms around my neck. I made a mess in her mouth swirling around like some sort of wild bull. We parted with our tongue sticking out gasping for air.

Uni(HDD): This is too much...

Y/N: Sorry...

Uni(HDD): <grunts> How many times do I have to tell you stop blaming yourself?! I'll need to shut that mouth for good!

Uni's lips crashed onto mine and she went aggressive mode. I tried to fight back but her techniques is making me weak. I don't want to say it but Uni is much better than Noire. We parted with our fused saliva dripping on her Processor Unit. Uni made a lewd face which I wouldn't have thought she would make.

Uni(HDD): How's that?

Y/N: Not bad. In fact... It felt better than Noire's.

She blushed in a noticeable red but smiled. We decided to go back to the bedroom and pretended nothing happened. Of course Uni reverted back and headed to the living room. I followed her soon after she exited. I saw my parents talking with the other girls. Explains why they didn't come to the bedroom.

Noire: Uni. What were you doing?

Uni: Nothing. Just staring at the starry sky.

Nepgear: But I heard your gun firing.

Uni: Y/N wanted to see it work.

Y/N: Yup. I'm quite impressed at the final results.

Dad: So you can create a gun?

Mom: Just make sure to take care of yourself when you use it...

We all talked about random things to pass the time. But as soon as midnight struck...

Dad: <yawn> It's close to midnight. Let's go to bed.

Y/N: You guys are going to sleep here?

Mom: Yeah. <Yawn> We'll be using the second bedroom.

Y/N: But where are the little sisters going to sleep?

Dad: With their sisters of course.

Y/N: But the bed can't fit that many people.

Mom: I got an idea. But it's going to take some time. During it, you all are going to sleep together on the floor. There will be a comforter obviously but you might still need to squeeze.

This has been our problem since day one. My house could only fit at best 8 people. There's too many but none of us have a choice.

The girls transformed and helped to make extra space by moving the bed at a different angle. It was an easy job and not much sound was made. There was a much bigger space now than before. The comforter came in and was layed down. When the work was done, the girls layed down on the comforter and made themselves comfortable. I was worried they couldn't because they had always slept on a bed but they looked happy and didn't mind it at all. I headed for the door but my dad stopped me.

Dad: Woah, Woah, Woah! And where do you think you're going?

Y/N: Um... The couch?

Dad: Sorry but that couch is for seating not sleeping. So...

He turned my body to face the girls.

Dad: Sleep HERE and be a MAN!

He pushed me towards the girls and I obviously tripped and landed on Noire's breast.

Mom: Sorry dear. Your father drank a bit too much today.

Y/N: Great...

Noire: P-P-PERVERT!!!

The End: Chapter 5: Surprises

Surprise! This has been quite the day for you. You caught the heart of Uni which makes it 2 people. But Noire is still unaware of this. How will she react? Will she accept this or will it become something else...

Sorry if it's rushed. But thinking about it, you've been through quite a lot with Uni in the past so I thought it was fine. Sorry if you think it was rushed.

But what's been done, has been done! Bye guys!