Third person view.

July 28, 20XX.

Location: Lowee's Basilicom, dinning room.

Time: Noon.

As everyone was preparing for today, (Y/n) was currently still out cold from his fight with Blanc as it took a lot out of him. The others had continued the tournament with the two finalists being Neptune and Noire as the final battlers to face off against each other. On the side lines was everyone else for the exception for (Y/n). Neptune and Noire were currently in their HDD forms as they squared off to land a strike on each other.

Vert: Although this is an impressive fight, I would have like to have been part of the final match for that wish.

Blanc: Yeah I would too, but we each lost fair and square against them. Plus, I don't think (Y/n) would willingly give you his sister even though you would wish for it.

Vert: What?? He said any ONE wish and no questions asked. He should have been more careful with how he said it.

Nepgear: Wouldn't that be something to kidnapping due to abusing a wish like that Vert...?

Vert: Is everyone going to judge me on wanting a little sister of my own??

Everyone: Yes.

Vert was taken aback by the response as she slouched in defeat. She needed to take her mind off something and remembered (Y/n) and Blanc's fight from what was said during the fight.

Vert: I do have one question though, (Y/n) had mentioned something during his fight against Blanc. Something about a "Dogoo Incident?"

Nepgear looked kinda nervous about it while Uni was trying to hold back a laugh. The others look at them wondering why they acted like that.

Blanc: Okay, now I'm curious. What happened to him that (Y/n) called it the "Dogoo Incident?"

Nepgear: I think it would be better to show you...

Uni: Let me get some popcorn. This is the best.

While Uni made some popcorn up, Nepgear got her N-Gear out and went to the video section on her device and plugged it into the screen as the fight with Neptune and Noire ceased to show and a paused screen replaces the video feed. Uni then came back with some popcorn and butter to go with it. Once everyone was ready, Nepgear began to play the clip.

N-Gear camera.

June 18, 20XX

Location: Dogoo fields.

Time: Noon.

Neptune: Is the camera rolling Nep Jr?

Nepgear: Sure is sis. Why are we recording again?

Neptune: We're making a funny moment that needs to be caught on camera. Plus I want to see the look on (Y/n)'s face every time I play this back.

Noire: Only you would enjoy a funny moment like this to other peoples misery as well Neptune.

Uni: Aren't you looking forward to this as well sis?

Noire: W-What? Me?? As if.

Neptune: Aw come on you loner! You were full on with this plan when we talked about this.

Noire: Be quiet Neptune and stop calling me a loner!!

Nepgear: (Y/n)'s going to be here soon girls, calm down...

Like Nepgear said, (Y/n) arrives at the scene with the group.

(Y/n): So why are we here again Neptune? You said it was for training?

Neptune: That's right. As your master, you need a special exercise. And what better could it be, than a mob battle with Dogoo's?

The camera shifts to where the Dogoo's are as they bounced around minding their own business.

(Y/n): Huh, I remember seeing a Dogoo at that facility me and Noire destroyed recently. Though I'm glad these are just regular ones.

Noire: I know right? Imagine facing a hoard of those like that?

(Y/n): I'm pretty sure we could take them on. They're only made out of goo after all...

Neptune: Are we here to even talk about the anatomy of a Dogoo, or are you going to Nep them up already? If you begin to have trouble, just yell out "Pumpernickel."

Noire: Just get this done and over with (Y/n), those are only Dogoo you have to face.

(Y/n): Okay, okay. I'll get to it.

(Y/n) stretched his arms out and cracked his neck to prepare for some fighting. He summoned his katana as he got into a stance and charged in.

Uni: And now to wait for the main event.

Neptune: One of my best ideas if I say so myself.

Nepgear: I don't think (Y/n) would like us video tapping him secretly like this Neptune... What if he finds out about this?

Neptune: Oh come on. When and how is he going to find out about this tape? Trust me Nep Jr, when we look back on this, it's going to be something worth laughing at with (Y/n).

Nepgear: I hope you're right Neptune...

(Y/n) was doing really well for himself at first with the Dogoo's that was near him as he slashed at one and then attacked another.

(Y/n): You call this training Neptune?! I see cannon fodder instead! How is this a challenge?!

Neptune: Just give it a few more seconds!!

(Y/n): What's that supposed to- Oh holy shiitake mushroom on a stick...

(Y/n) then began to see more Dogoo pop up as they began to surround him. (Y/n) shifted into a stance as he prepared for Dogoo to attack him one after another. As time grew on, the numbers were becoming to much for (Y/n) as was being dog piled on by the Dogoos.

(Y/n): Uh... Neptune! Girls!! A little help would be nice!!!

Noire: You got this (Y/n)! Just calm down and *snickers at how funny this is* focus on the enemy!

(Y/n): I am literally being dog piled by goo monsters that looked like dogs!!! How does this make me focused and calm?!

As another Dogoo jumped on him, he could feel some of the goo touch his skin as it made him shiver at the weird feeling and with an uncomfortable face.

(Y/n): Okay this is getting out of hand!! Pumpernickel!

The girls begin to giggle to themselves.

(Y/n): Uh... Girls!! I said Pumpernickel!!

The girls cover their mouths to keep from laughing out while the camera is shaking from Nepgear trying to keep it steady. The Dogoo begin to lick at (Y/n) as he is getting more uncomfortable.

(Y/n): Pumpernickel pumpernickel pumpernickel!!! Would you girls just help me already?!?! This isn't even a fun training session anymore!!!

The four begin to laugh out loud as they are on the ground laughing at his misery as (Y/n) can hear them laughing.

(Y/n): You girls are laughing at a time like this?!?!

Neptune was the first one to get up and shout to him as Nepgear trained the camera to her.

Neptune: Silly (Y/n)! I never expected you to fight them all yourself in the first place!! This was a prank!!!

The camera then zoomed in on (Y/n)'s shocked face as he screamed out from all the abuse he was getting from the Dogoo.

(Y/n): Neptune!!! Get me the hell out of this right now!!!

Neptune: Promise not to hurt me after I do~.

(Y/n): I will not make such promises!!!

Then a Dogoo licked the side of (Y/n)'s face as he shivered in disgust and yelled.

(Y/n): Alright alright!!! I promise!!! Just help me out of this death trap already!!!!

After (Y/n) was freed from the clutches of the Dogoo, he was on his hands and knees trying to recover from the experience.

(Y/n): This moment... will be etched in my head as it haunts me... You're going to give me nightmares from this Neptune...!

Neptune: Aw come on..! It was a little-

(Y/n) grew a big head with fire in the background as he screamed down at Neptune.

(Y/n): Nothing about that was funny at all!!! That was just torture if anything else!!! If you do something stupid like that again, prepared to be slapped by the Harisen!!

Neptune: Uh... what's that??

(Y/n): I'm glad you asked that.

(Y/n)'s head returns to normal as he pulls out a giant paper fan. (Fact: The Harisen (/張り扇, meaning "slapping fan" in Japanese) is a giant paper fan, usually made in a closed fashion. It is most traditionally used as part of a manzai act, in which the straight man(tsukkomi) smacks the funny man(boke) in response to their jokes or idiocy.)

(Y/n): Neptune, meet The Harisen. Harisen, meet Neptune.

Neptune gulps at the giant paper fan and begins to run for her life with (Y/n) chasing after her.

(Y/n): Get back here Neptune!! You need to be taught discipline!!!

Neptune: Can't we just talk about this over a cup of green tea or something?!

(Y/n): No!!!

(Y/n) catches up with Neptune and begins to smack at Neptune while they run. Noire, Uni and Nepgear now laugh at Neptune's worries as the video stops after that.

End of N-gear camera.

After the video was over the girls had been laughing at every moment that happened in the video.

Vert: That would explain why (Y/n) smacked Neptune recently when she interrupted him in that fashion.

Nepgear: Trust me, he's done it a few more times after that incident.

Blanc: So that's why he calls it: "The Dogoo Incident." Because he was surrounded by Dogoo like that and became very uncomfortable during that time.

Nepgear: Now he hate Dogoo just like I do... They may look cute from afar... But not when surrounded by them...

After the group was done using the N-gear, the video feed switched back to the fight to show Neptune jumping up and down in joy that she won the battle and gets a free wish in the process. Everyone sweats thinking on how Neptune will use the wish, and knowing Neptune, she'll make a wish that will be unavoidable to back away from in some way with how (Y/n) put the rules together. The dreaded no questions asked rule. With (Y/n) as he laid there unconscious still, he mentions horror and as well Dogoo in the process.

Subplot Event: End.