Harper:*panting out of breath because they ran to virgil* s-so I just saw remus with our newest friend mr.piccani and..... I think Emille has a bit of a crush he was very flustered and red and stuttering

Virgil:*blinks trying not to tell Harper what that means around remus because virgil believes Harper is as innocent as patton*

*roman appears out of his hiding spot*

Roman: what has my brother done now?!

Harper: remus did nothing well I don't think he did? Anywhosle I was in the kitchen getting some midmorning cookies because Papa Patton said I deserved a couple as I had not slept at all. Right as I was about to go in I heard their voices so I did what Momma Logan told me to do whenever I hear remus, I went 'invisible' (*cough*  camouflaged into his surroundings *cough*) and was continuing to the cookie jar....

Roman:Wait why did the Microsoft Nerd tell you to turn invisible? And why didn't you come to Virgil and I when you couldn't sleep like I told you to?

Virgil:And why did Dad tell you to get cookies I thought we finally got it through to him that none of us should have sugar this early it goes to him and makes him well...Hyper *Harper giggles*?

Harper:Well Umm I don't know why Momma or Papa told me to do those things but I didn't come to y'all because I feel bad every time I do because I dont want to inturupt your sleep.

Roman: Hun you don't have to feel bad you also know most of the time my emo nightmare here never sleeps as well we want to help you. *Virgil nods along* Anyways why don't you continue your story what we're they saying?

Harper:*wants to argue against it but the look Virgil was giving him made Harper shut up about it* ok so I was continuing to the cookie jar and I heard remus  flirting with Emille and mentioning juicy buttholes a lot,like seriously what is up with him and buttholes?, then I hear Emille say *does his best Emille voice* "I w-would love to hear more m-maybe you could make an appointment for a s-session with me?" Then Remus says *does a creepily accurate Remus voice* "sure thing Pici I'd love to! I can imagine all the things we could do on that little loveseat of yours hehe!"

Remus:*pops up* did some one mention me?

Roman:No! Now get away Dukie! *everyone can tell from that abu (already-been-used) nickname how little sleep roman has gotten*

Virgil:*picks up the Duke and yeets him out of his room locking the door just to turn around to see him there again making virgil frustrated to the point of him ungodly screeching*

Piccani:*comes in and drags the Duke away with a smirk and a wink*

*Virgil Roman and Harper are left with their mouths agape and madly confused*