I have no idea what to put in this chapter, but it felt wrong for the first chapter to actually be the first chapter. So, random chapter ig😋✊

Idk, request random things you want me to write about- no xreader tho (unless reader is a side character, in which case, carry on.)

Guess what?

Bada bing, bada boom, Hisoka will appear in your room<3333

Anygays, current table of contents or whatever it's called (I haven't picked up a real book since the burning of the Library of Alexandria):

1: Whipping out the good ol' shovel
-what happened between Uvogin and Kurapika while they were headed to a different location to fight at

2: Trick Tower, Pussy Power
-What happened during the time at Trick Tower with all the applicants who passed waiting at the bottom

3: Twinks In The Sinks
-How Hisoka and Illumi met [NOT CLIVKBAIT!!!!1!!!!1!!11!!1!!!!1!1]

4: Whores In The Floors
•How Shalnark learned how to use a hot air balloon.

5: Jumping Rope While Robbing the Malacologist
•How all the not-original Phantom Troupe members became members

6: If Yeeing Haws Was Illegal.. Well Lets Just Say I'm Committing Tax Fraud
•How Hisoka and Illumi actually met lol

7: Birthing Hips, Shakira Shakira
•Illumi's real name