Me:
We can't be friends

Channie:
Because we're married?

Me:
Because Ariana said so

Channie:
I can never get over how much you fangirl

Me:
Well?????
Because I'm a woman of culture?????

Channie:
And you're slightly (dangerously) obsessive?????

Me:
I can't believe you've done this.

Channie:
AHHH SORRY BABY I WAS JUST KIDDING 😭🖤

Me:
I obsess over you too so no worries my friend

Channie:
You just said that we can't be friends

Me:
... FUCK!

Channie:
Such a pretty face but such a foul mouth

Me:
My mouth?
Okay, you're not getting any of it tonight

Channie:
Oh fuck-
But i said pretty face too 🥺🥺

Me:
...only one kiss then

Channie:
I'm rioting if I don't get a five minute kiss as soon as I'm home

Me:
FIVE MINUTES?????
Sir I don't have the lungs for that

Channie:
Mhm?
But you surely have the lungs to scream my name

Me:
😳😳😳
You are OBSCENE

Channie:
Don't wanna point fingers but
It's you who makes me think of obscene scenarios

Me:
I'm oddly flattered

Channie:
So a five minute kiss tonight? :D

Me:
Ahhhh aight four and a half

Channie:
I'll make it six, don't worry ;)

Me:
We'll see ;))

Channie:
...
On my way back home NOW

(a/n: bec the song is STUCK in my head oh gosh (let's just ignore all the shit I wrote after that) 

Thanks for reading! I love you!)