Friday, 8:00 pm

me: 😠

Tae❤️: What happened ?

me: The guy came up and said he was my personal assistant 👀

Tae❤️: I texted you earlier about it and attached his picture too.

me: AND HE GAVE ME THIS WHOLE BAG OF STUFF THAT I DON'T NEED

An iPhone, an ipad , an itampon, a MacBook

Tae❤️: iTampon is not a thing.

me: a watch and God knows what else.

I don't even need that stuff

Tae❤️: You'll need it in Med school.

me: I'll probably only need the laptop

And your

D

I

C

Tae❤️: K

me: 😳

W-What??

Tae❤️: It's short for 'Okay'

me:

me: Speaking of the dirty

He said i would need a gyanaecologist and a chaaeffouwer and stylist...

Tae❤️: Well that's the basic needs of every human?!

I was shocked when I found out you didn't already have them.

me: Your majesty, we peasants only go to these people when there's an absolute need.

AND OML I WAS SO EMBARRASSED

HE DOWNRIGHT WENT LIKE

MASTER TAEHYUNG HAS SOME INTIMATE PLANS FOR YOU

I WAS SO EMBARRASSED

me: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS

Tae❤️: I didn't tell him EXACTLY what I am planning so yeah.

me: Still imagine sitting in a coffee shop with a blondie telling you your bf has plans to bang you

Tae❤️: That blondie is your personal assistant now and will be in on a lot of details about you.

me: Also. I don't need a gyaneocologist it's not like I'll have babies just yet

Tae❤️: A gynaecologist will be attending to your sexual health as a whole.

I will preferably be going raw.

You don't mind that, right?

You blurted out a whatthefuu then you hid your face in the pillow because you felt too embarrassed.

me:

Tae❤️: It is what it is.

me: I'm concerned fr my genitalia

Tae❤️: Why are you so random 🤦🏻‍♂️

Go do something productive .

me: why be productive when I can be reproductive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tae❤️: You are the most thirsty but at the same time most shy human ever.

I can't even begin to understand you.

me: Is that bad?

Tae❤️: Kind of amusing but very bad.

me: Oh so you mean to say I am annoying 😠

Tae❤️: No.

It means I don't understand you and might end up hurting you in some way.

I don't want that.

There it was. The perfect time to ask.

me: I need to ask you something

Tae❤️: Go ahead

me: Will you let me know if there's another woman in your life?

Promise me you'll tell me if you ever fall in love with someone else.

He was just way too quick to reply.

Tae❤️: I won't

me: Promise me so I won't be left guessing

Tae❤️: I won't ever love anyone but you.

me: You can't be sure.

What if you found someone better than me?

Tae❤️: You need to rest.

I'll see you soon.

Good bye.

A/N:

Ayo we almost forgot about the friday ritual 📌📌