gon:
It was late and you were about to go to bed but you couldn't sleep so you decided to tell gon a joke (by texting of course) and knowing him, hes probably still awake.

You: hey gon!

Gon: what is it (y/n)?

You: what does a couch say to the other couch on the other side of the room?

Gon: I don't know?

You: "we are sofa apart"

Gon: what is wrong with you?

You: it's sofa-nny!

Gon: (y/n). Go to bed

You: shut up I'm funny 😂😂😂

Killua:
You're just bored. No explanation needed.

You: my father's name is laughing.

Killua: wait, I thought your father's name was (f/n)?

You: my mother's name is smiling.

Killua: are you kidding?

You: no.  Kidding is my brother. 
I'm JOKING!

Killua: 😒

Kurapika:

You: nobody wants you
Nobody needs you
Nobody cares for you
Nobody likes you
Nobody misses you
Nobody remembers you
Nobody praises you
Nobody loves you

Kurapika: why do you even bother to waste your time on me then?

You: don't cry kurapika, my name is nobody 😄

Hisoka:
(This isn't even a joke, just something I think hisoka would do) (not really)

You: hisoka! You were so drunk last night.

Hisoka: no I wasn't.

You: you went up to a little Mexican girl and said "Dora! I need your map to find home!"

Hisoka: darling~ that was before I even started drinking ☆~(￣∀￣)~♡

You: wtf is wrong with you?

Illumi:

Illumi: why do girls go to the bathroom together?

You: well that's simple! Hermione from Harry potter went alone and got attacked by a troll. 😊
(Harry potter fans?!)

Illumi:...

Chrollo:

You: Hola! Como estas?

Chrollo:*starts speaking mad fast spanish*

You: Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!