When he does something hot

(This is basically part two of the "when he does something cute" but I have no idea how im gonna make these guys do something cute...)

hisoka:
Ya'll were getting ready for bed but hisoka smelled nasty as hell so he took a bath.

(You got used to sleeping NEXT to him a couple months after dating)

You were watching on your tablet on the bed, when hisoka came out of the bathroom.

You looked up and saw dem abbs and a smirking face.

"Love the view~?"

You blushed then looked away, pretending that he wasn't there but he ain't gonna have it so he started to crawl on the bed seductively.

He went closer until he was on top of you

(Don't worry I don't do lemons)

You hid your red face behind the tablet like it was the most indestructible thing ever.

He pushed the tablet away from your face and inched his face closer to your ear..

"(Hey lil mama let me whisper in your ear)

Im not wearing any pants~"

He licked the shell of your ear making you squeak and kick him off the bed.

"YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH"

Illumi:
It was one of those days where your grandmother needed help in the tomato garden and of course you being you, helped.

if only it wasn't lazy day...

You rolled off the bed and face planting against the floor. You groaned in frustration while rubbing your now flat nose. "Stupid floor making me look like voldemort"

Just as you got up Illumi walked in with his luscious flowing hair.

"What happened? I heard something painful and cursing."

You stared at him wondering if you should tell him what happened. "I gave the floor a good head" you said like you fought against a beast and won but illumi didn't take it the right way.

"You gave the floor a blow job?"

You blushed and tried to deny his question but immediately got interrupted. "I want the head too.."

You flinched as you saw him turn from a traumatized child to a sexy green power ranger with a seductive look which I don't think is possible but fuck knowledge.

You slowly backed away from him as he walked towards you trapping you against a wall.

"H-hey wait! I'm a virgin! I HAVE VIRGIN EYES! FBI!" You made every excuse possible not noticing him going closer.

Just as soon as you noticed him you stayed still, held your breath, closed your eyes hoping he would go away like the dinosaurs in movies.

He went closer

And closer

And closer

And pecked your nose.

He backed up while you still had your eyes closed.

You opened them only to see Illumi normal again.

With a red face you made your way slowly out of the door. "I-I-I have to g-go! My granna-grammy-grammar-gra- fuck! Uhm.. MY GRANDMA NEEDS ME TO PICK RED STUFF" and with that you sprinted outta the house.

Chrollo:
Chrollo was making his way down town towards your library holding a mystery box.

as soon as he reached your workplace his pace went faster. But before he could open the door-

"YES! I WROTE MY WAY OUT!" Chrollo opened the door only to see his girlfriend dancing on top of the counter. (Its 6 am, your library is still closed)

He proceeded to open the door all the way and walk towards you with the box.

You kept dancing even throwin some fortnite moves until you finally noticed chrollo starring with an amused smile.
You quickly got down from the counter and fixed yourself blushing.

"H-hey chrollo! What bring you here?" You said still blushing putting all spain's tomatoes to shame.

"Well I do have something for you but I'm afraid I interrupted something important"

"Oh no! You didn't interrupt anything!"

"Hm really? I really thought you did the macarena well though.."

"What-"

"Didn't know you could move like jeager"

You sigh knowing that you had been caught looking like a stripper in a private club.

You were pouting for too long that you didn't notice chrollo inching closer. You realise it too late and he whispered in your ear..

"You can move like jeager but I can move it move it"

(Idek what I did its 10 pm and I have a dog)

Feitan:
You and feitan were taking a stroll in the woods while making dark jokes.

"What do you call a one legged person?"

"What?"

"Abnormal!" (Remember when I said you're bad at jokes? Well you're pretty good at messed up ones)

You laughed loudly while feitan was chuckling

You looked at feitan and blushed he had a sexy laugh (damn tho)

Feitan noticed your red face and decided to tease you.

He turned to you and started to get close to your face, this time he was smirking and looking at you with his sharp eyes.

He went to your ear and grabbed your cheek and started to caress it gently while muttering sweet nothings to your ear.

When he was done he backed off and saw your tomato face.

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Im so sorry I barely update this book my lazy ass keeps bringing me down

#stilldisapointedaboutthorsmh