(Just ignore the suspicious picture)
Gon:
You both were just wandering in whale island. You saw a really cool looking fish and went to go check it out. Gon followed to see that you were fangirling over a wooden fish.

You: "OOH MAH GAWD! ITS SO COOOOOL! "

gon:"(y/n)...you do know that thats a wooden fish right?

You:".........

Its still fabulous though 😒"

Killua:
Killua got home late and being you, you decided to ask him.

You:"killua! What took you so long?"

Killua:"nothing. Just chopped the head of a guy who was trying to kill me"

You:"did he die?"

Killua:"did he die."

You:"did he?"

Killua:"i sliced his head off. No he didn't die I stuck his head back on with glue."

Kurapika:
You and kurapika had gotten a day off. Kurapika wanted to watch something with you in the cinema.

Kurapika:"hey (y/n)! Wanna watch a movie called 'snakes on a plane'?

You:"sure! What's it about?"

Kurapika:"horses... It's about Horses on a boat."

Hisoka:
You and hisoka were in your bed(don't be like that ya pervs) with nothing to do. You were starring at the ceiling while hisoka was building a tower of cards on your bed(and I CANT EVEN MAKE A CARD BALANCE ON ANOTHER CARD). Everything was quiet until you said something stupid.

You:"did you know? Our entire universe is probably in a tiny glass jar somewhere, placed on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science fair project that got a C+"

Hisoka:"you're too bored"

You:"agreed"

Illumi:
After a long day, you decided to text illumi about something.

You:"illumi? Can you do me a favor?"

Illumi:"what may that be?"

You:"when I die..."

Illumi:"yes?"

You:"can you update my Facebook status saying:'chillin' with Jesus'?"

Chrollo:
The troupe was fighting again, well mostly nobunaga and uvo but it still annoyed the boss. Chrollo sigh and left. He went to the nearest peacful place that he knew aka your library. He wanted to spend some time with you and also ask you about his problem.

*time skipu*

Chrollo:"the troupe is annoying again"

You:"really? Then let me give you some advice. Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don't have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you'll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people more."

Chrollo:"(y/n) my dear. You have offically changed the game"

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When your stupid and you know it clap your hands

Clap-clap

When you're 12 but you are high stomp your feet

Stomp-stomp

When you have no more ideas, you just wanna make a song and now I'm really hungry so I'll eat your fries.