gon:
You: you mean to tell me that you didn't know what dog to adopt so you bought the entire shelter?

Gon: yep! Besides! I don't hear you complaining 😊

You: idiot....

Killua:
Killua: hey y/n! what's up?

You: just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. You know, the usual.

Killua: the hell? Schools out, why you still doing science?!

You: -_- breathing, killua, I'm breathing.

Kurapika:
He's a walking encyclopedia, what the hell did you think was gonna happen?
Hisoka:
Hisoka: your beautiful

You: you're*

Hisoka: your*

You: you're*

Hisoka: if you don't know the difference between 'your,' and 'you're,' your stupid.

You:.......

Illumi:
You: my stomach hurts

Illumi: yeah probably because you're always on your phone.

You: Tf?

Chrollo:
Chrollo: am I the only one that wants the rock and dwane Johnson to meet?

You: tf?

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Sry for the lack of updates.
Heres a gif!
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