How ya met:
You guys are childhood friends. You both are practically inseparable

You hang out:
Teasing, stealing, killing, annoying feitan, was your everyday schedule. Well maybe not the killing part, but you do it together.

Awkward:
You were pretty bad when it comes tp jokes. Whenever you would tell a joke it would always end up in an awkward moment.

How he confessed:
You went on one of your biggest heist which was to steal a giant diamond that was guarded to the max(does this remind you of despicable me 3? No? Ok). After stealing the diamond, feitan took you on top of a tower where fireworks nearby exploded.

Rival finds out:
I don't think any women from hxh likes feitan that way

First kiss:
You guys were having a race in a forest naruto style. You guys stumbled into a beautiful meadow and decided to relax. Moments later, feitan felt someone pecked him on the lips and turned to you. Let's just say you had a peaceful time.

huen ur dumb:
lets just say you face planted on the ground after jumping over a rock while saying "you thought you could trip me?"

when you tell a joke:
you both were bored so you decided to tell a joke just to amuse your dark humor.

you: hey feitan!

feitan: what?

you: why did Anne fell of the swing?

feitan: i dont know

you: because she had no arms!

*you both started laughing*

feitan: hey (y/n).

you: what?

feitan: knock knock

you: who's there?

feitan: not Anne

*cue laughter*

huen dey r ah dumbass:
he kept staring at a potato chip thinking that if he stared long enough he may uncover the mysteries of life.

when they steal your food:
he would just throw a pebble next to you and take some of your food since your so easily distracted.

when they jelly:
a random hunter thought that it was a good idea calling you hot and flirting with you.
lets just say you heard a ton of muffled screams down the basement.

what he's scared of:
-losing you
-you