Unpleasant Environment
Crystal: Hiya! *karate chop Feitan*
Feitan: *blocks it with his hand* ...Ow...
Crystal: Nice block and-oh, you guys are here, that was quick
Allyria: Yep! And what were you doing, big sis?
Crystal: Practicing my karate chop?
Killua: I'm pretty sure I can do better than that
Crystal: Oh really now~?
Samantha: Don't get too cocky, it'll end badly
Killua: Tsk, whatever
Allyria: *pats his head*
Killua: *slightly blushes*
Kurapika: With that aside, how are you, Crystal?
Crystal: I'm doing great, thank you and also, shall we begin?
Atheris: Well, of course! By the way, what happened to the mailbox?
Phinks: She got a watch which she'll revive mails from there
Crystal: Correct! Now, the first mail is from Ashina-Asuna and it said, 'I dare the boys to bring their best gift to their loved ones.' I wonder what Feitan give me~
Feitan: *kisses her on the lips for a while*
Crystal: *breaks the kiss* That was...So cheesy yet so adorable, thank you~ *hugs him*
Feitan: You welcome *hugs back* and that a gift meh no steal
Allyria: Awwww, that's so cute~! And Feitan, I hate to say it but that's a lie
Feitan: *breaks the hug* What?
Allyria: You stole big sis's heart, hahaha
Crystal: That's so true *blushes*
Feitan: *smirks*
Killua: Hmpf, I can do better than that...
Allyria: Oh really~?
Killua: I'll allow you to listen to Len's music for 3 days as long as you like...
Allyria: EHHH?! REALLY??? A-Are you sure???
Killua: I am the man of my word...
AllyriaL *kisses his cheek* Thank you~! You're the best!
Killua: I know I am *smirks*
Crystal: *rolls my eyes*
Kurapika: I will not hunt the Troupe for a week and I got this (Samantha's favourite food) for you *gives it to her*
Samantha: *smiles warmly* Thank you Kurapika, that's one of the best presents you ever gave me
Kurapika: *smiles* You are welcome, Samantha
Atheris & Crystal: Nawww, how adorable
Phinks: *sigh* I guess it's my turn. The best gift that I have is myself
Crystal: What? Is that even possible? As in-a suitable gift??
Atheris: In my opinion, I believe that's the best gift-yet a strange one
Crystal: That's adorable. Well, moving on, the next two mails has something to do with nen and battles between HXH characters and those who are not. It'll not be done in this and future chapters
Feitan: Why? You chicken
Crystal: No, I am not, it's just that I'm going to scrap the nen abilities idea. You could say that I'm lazy and thus I won't deny that I am. Also, I think it's just too much of a hassle-HOWEVER, it doesn't mean you can't have two or more people fighting each other, it's just that they must be from the anime/manga. For example, Hisoka vs Chrollo or Gon vs Killua. Those are fine. Sorry, for not adding the nen stuff
Allyria: It's alright big sis!
Samantha: No problem, I'll just win by using my fists
Phinks: That's quite cocky of you, Samantha
Samantha: Got a problem??
Phinks: Yes, I do and it's your face
Atheris: (He's so...Out of character today...Is he on his period?)
Samantha: Why you ungrateful-
Crystal: OKAY, moving on! The next mail is from A0Devil0Angel0Girl and it said, 'I dare someone to tie Siniora and Star, aka, A0Devil0Angel0Girl to throw them into a hole.' Umm...Who'll call and volunteer? Certainly I won't
Killua: What happens if you were forced to? *smiles evilly*
Crystal: Don't press it, Killua. I'm not a toy that entertains some childish assassin-actually, I don't even consider you as an assassin... *deadly glare at Killua*
Killua: Huh?! Are you-
Allyria: Killua, please calm down! I'm sure she was only joking
Crystal: *back to normal* Yep, I was! Just trying to sharpen my...Talkback or Attempting-to-piss-someone-off language, which ever you prefer
Killua: *tones down a little* Oh...Okay
Phinks: Ahem, I would tie Siniora and Star up and throw them into a hole but I won't
Atheris: Why's that?
Phinks: Because it's not Samantha
Samantha: *getting pissed*
Atheris: *sweat drops* (Shouldn't have asked...)
Feitan: Meh will put them in hole...
Samantha: Once again, that English though
Feitan: Shut-
Me: So who's calling?
Allyria: I will! *starts calling but Star didn't pick up* (Uhh, I'll call her back) *calls Siniora and she too didn't pick up* Umm...None of them-
Star & Siniora: We're here!
Allyria: ...How did you two know? Wait, let me guess, you two have a sixth sense
Star: Something like that and-
Feitan: *ties them up*
Siniora: Untie me this instance or I will cut you
Feitan: No... *smirks*
Siniora: *glares daggers at Feitan*
Star: It's alright, Siniora, this is a dare from me I'm pretty sure
Atheris: Yes, it is, it's the one where someone ties both of you up and throws you both into a hole
Siniora: Star...
Star: (Oh, dear, I'm going to be dead meat after this dare, better make a-)
Siniora: If you think of running after-
Feitan: *throws the girls into a dark hole that is 100% safe with a big, evil smirk*
Kurapika: Question, Crystal, where did that hole come from?
Miyuki: From me, like my master have requested. But don't worry, the two ladies are safe, they'll be teleported within their homes after reaching the bottom
Crystal: Yep and are they safe now?
Miyuki: Yes, it is, master. Should I get rid of the hole?
Crystal: Please do
Miyuki: As you wish
-The magical hole disappears-
Miyuki: Now, I shall take my leave, have a lovely day, everyone *vanishes*
Allyria: She's so nice, loyal and beautiful
Crystal: Yep, she is and as for the final mail... *presses some buttons on the touch screen watch* This is from A0Devil0Angel0Girl and it said, 'Truth to Everyone: Do you have any talent? Besides killing and such.' I can do arts and crafts, sing and dance, cook and...Be creative I guess
Girls minus Crystal: (Tell me in the comment below if you like :3)
Feitan: Game...
Samantha: How...Interesting, Feitan
Feitan: *slightly glares at her*
Killua: Hmm, making Allyria fall in love with me-
Allyria: And eating/sensing chocolates
Crystal: Is that even a thing???
Atheris: It is now, hahaha
Kurapika: Reading
Phinks: Arm wrestling
Samantha: Pfffttt, I doubt you could even beat Uvo, let alone last for 10 seconds
Phinks: Shut up, little brat
Samantha: I am not a-!
Kurapika: *dark aura* Enough...How dare you say that to her
Phinks: *unfazed*
Samantha: ...
Crystal: *mutters* Uhh, this sure feels like an unpleasant environment...I guess I'll just... *slowly leaves the room*
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