I'M A NIN-I MEAN...

Crystal: Why does my gut tell me that today something bad is gonna happen?

Allyria: Sis, I'm sure everything will be okay

Crystal: I don't know...Maybe

Samantha: I think I know what'll cheer her up

Feitan: Meh?

Samantha: No, shorty

Feitan: Okay, Sammy...

Samantha: Grrrrr, are you trying to pick a fight with me?!

Kurapika: Please calm down, Samantha

Samantha: Tsk, fine...

Feitan: *smirks* (Meh win~)

Samantha: (I'm going to wipe that smirk of his one of these days...That son of a a**hole! He's basically mocking me right now!)

Lisu: (Man they were acting like a couple of kids but in a cute way)

Crystal: *giggles* Anyway, what were you going to say, Samantha?

Samantha: Oh, yeah, ummm...Why don't we start the game?

Atheris: I was going to say that XD

Killua: Umm, before we even start, do you know where the mails are? You do realize Hisoka is sick and my brother is away at the moment, right?

Crystal: Crap I forgot...

Phinks: So forgetful, you're lucky I have it right here *hands 5 mails to her*

Crystal: Omg, Phinks, you're a life saver! *takes it*

Phinks: Well, this'll only happen once

Crystal: But, but... *looks at Atheris asking for some help*

Atheris: Could you get the mails till Hisoka feels better or when Illumi gets back?

Phinks: No

Atheris: Plzzzz, for me??

Phinks: ........Okay, fine........

Atheris: Awww, thank you Phinks!

Yukine: By the way, Crystal, are you sure it'll be safe for the kids to be in the room by themselves?

Crystal: Yes, because Yasushi is old enough to take care of the other-

Yasushi: MMMUUUMMMM! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YUKI! *opens the door and runs to his mother*

Crystal: What happened??? *starts to panic*

Yasushi: She forgot her white rabbit...

Crystal: *mentally facepalm* Oh...Umm

Feitan: Meh go get... *disappears and reappears* Here... *gives the white rabbit to his son*

Yasushi: Thanks dad *runs back and closes the door behind him*

Lisu: Let me guess, you thought Yuki got badly injured or something really bad happened to her, right?

Crystal: Yeah, anyway, let's start. The first mail is from CastMeAPetronosSpell and it said, 'I dare the parents, including Samantha if Kurapika lets Cooler baby sit the little ones and see what happens...' I have a bad feeling about this

Cooler: What? Don't you trust me?

Crystal: No...

Kurapika: I agree

Samantha: I'm sure it's not that baddddddd~

Kurapika: Fine... *stares at Cooler with a sharp eye*

Cooler: Whoa, relax, Kurapika. Anyway, I'll take my leave now *leaves*

Crystal: Okay, but you better take good care of them or else...

Feitan: (Meh like her when she angry)

Lisu: So what's the next mail?

Crystal: Let me see-

*screams were heard from the kids' room*

Crystal: I knew this was a bad idea...

Allyria: I'll go check, just continue the mail while I'm gone

Killua: I'll come too

Crystal: Alright, anyway, the second mail is from KilluaKarma and it said, 'I dare everyone to...Drink some vodka.' Uhhh, what now?

Feitan: Vodka, it drink make you drunk

Crystal: Oh I see...Well, I'm too young so no thanks. Let's just say you can do it if you want

Samantha: Ummm, I'll do-

Kurapika: No, you're not going to drink vodka because last time you were drunk, you went crazy

Crystal: How crazy, might I ask?

Kurapika: She went out picking fights with everyone and I mean everyone she sees

Crystal: Oh...

Samantha: I did? Oh...No wonder I had that scratch on my arm a few weeks ago...Okay, then, I'll never drink again!

Kurapika: *mutters* Thank god

Phinks: I'm cool with this dare, I'll drink *smiles that looked like a smirk-ish*

Atheris: Okay Phinks and I'm not gonna drink vodka

Lisu: Me either

Yukine: I wouldn't mind drinking-

Lisu: Absolutely not!

Yukine: But why?

Lisu: Just because...pwease *puppy eyes*

Yukine: Uhh...O-Okay fine *looks away looking embarrass*

Crystal: Awwww, how cute. Anyway, how about you, Feitan?

Feitan: *smirks* You know answer

Crystal: Alright then, so could someone get two bottle of vodka for these two men?

Atheris: I'll go get it *disappears and reappears* Here you go *gives it to Phinks & Feitan*

Phinks & Feitan: *accepts, thanks her & starts drinking*

Samantha: They're going to be drunk any minute now, I can feel it

Phinks & Feitan: *got drunk already*

Kurapika: *surprise* Already???

Samantha: Lol, make that seconds

Crystal: *mutters* I'm not going to let Feitan drink vodka again...

Phinks & Feitan: *talking nonsense to each other*

Atheris: Hmm, I don't know...I think it's funny when they're like this

Crystal: I guess...Anyway, let's continue!

Killua: We're back-umm, why are those two acting really weird?

Allyria: Yeah, big sis, what happened to big bro number one and big bro number two?

Lisu: (since when did there's big bro number one and two?)

Yukine: They got drunk because of the dare, here *gives them the dare sheet of paper* Also, do you want to do it?

Crystal: NUUUUU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SIS IS NOT GOING TO DRINK VODKA AND THAT'S FINAL! *hugs Allyria*

Killua: *takes a step back away from them*

Everyone minus the drunk duo, Killua & Crystal: *sweat drops*

Allyria: Don't worry sis, I wasn't planning on doing so

Crystal: Oh, that's good to hear *smiles*

Kurapika: What about you, Killua?

Killua: Nahhh, I'll pass

Crystal: *lets go of Allyria and went back to her spot* Okay, onto the next mail-wait, is everything alright in the kids' room?

Allyria: Yeppp! No need to worry big sis!

Crystal: Okay good, anyhow, the third mail is from CastMeAPetronosSpell and it said, 'I dare Cooler to find a girlfriend' Can someone-

Cooler: I ALREADY HAVE ONE AND I'M NOT TELLING!!

Crystal: Whoa, what incredible hearing skills...And why not?

Cooler: BECAUSE NOW PLEASE LEAVE-ARRGGGG, PLEASE STOP JUMPING ON MEEEE!

Crystal: Will he be alright?

Killua: Uhh, I'm sure he'll be fineee~ *has cat ears and tail*

Cooler: I'M NOT-

Killua: Don't worry about him, he'll survive~~

Crystal: Okay...Whatever you say, Killua

Allyria: *about to say something but Killua covers her mouth*

Samantha: (Killua is brutal sometimes...Or is he a troll? Meh, either one fits him)

Lisu: Onto the fourth mail?

Crystal: Oh, yes. The second last mail is from A0Devil0Angel0Girl and it said, 'I dare Cooler to run away from me because I'm going to hit him with a pillow' Can someone replace Cooler's spot for a bit? Also, can someone please call-okay nevermind, Lisu took care of the calling part. Now as for taking Cooler's spot-

Feitan: *suddenly falls asleep on Phinks lap*

Phinks: *suddenly falls asleep too*

Crystal: Can someone get the camera-

Lisu: *snaps a pic* Already did it *thumbs on and hands down* And A0Devil0Angel0Girl is on her way here

Killua: I'll replace Cooler for a bit~

Crystal: *mutters* I have a bad feeling about this...But okay

Killua & Cooler: *switch places while giving each other looks*

Cooler: So...Where's-

A0Devil0Angel0Girl: HAAAAYAAA! *throws a pillow at Cooler's face*

Cooler: *dodges the pillow and starts running*

A0Devil0Angel0Girl: *chases after him*

-In the End-

A0Devil0Angel0Girl: *throws the pillow at a super high speed*

Cooler: *dodges to the side but the throw was on a curve so it hit Cooler on the arm* Damn...

A0Devil0Angel0Girl: YAY, I win! Okay bye guys! *vanishes like a ninja*

Crystal: Awww, I wanna be a ninja

Allyria: You are, big sis

Crystal: True...OH NO I REVEALED MY TRUE IDENTITY-I mean...I'm not a ninja *cough cough*

Samantha: Yeah, totally

Cooler: *slips away, meaning he traded spots with Killua*

Killua: So what happened?

Atheris: Crystal is a-

Crystal: Let'smoveonshallwe??? Okaycool, anyway, this last mail is from -Later_Hater- and it said, 'I dare Hisoka to shut up for 3 chapters' Wow, that's harsh...ANYWAY, GOOD BYEEZZZ *touches Feitan on the shoulder & vanishes like a ninja along with Feitan*

Killua: Let me guess...She's a ninja?

Yukine: Apparently

Killua: Oh I see...

Kurapika: What will we do with Phinks?

Atheris: I'll take care of that *puts Phinks' arm over her neck*

Kurapika: Alright then, be careful and stay safe

Atheris: I always am XD

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