I'M A NIN-I MEAN...
Crystal: Why does my gut tell me that today something bad is gonna happen?
Allyria: Sis, I'm sure everything will be okay
Crystal: I don't know...Maybe
Samantha: I think I know what'll cheer her up
Feitan: Meh?
Samantha: No, shorty
Feitan: Okay, Sammy...
Samantha: Grrrrr, are you trying to pick a fight with me?!
Kurapika: Please calm down, Samantha
Samantha: Tsk, fine...
Feitan: *smirks* (Meh win~)
Samantha: (I'm going to wipe that smirk of his one of these days...That son of a a**hole! He's basically mocking me right now!)
Lisu: (Man they were acting like a couple of kids but in a cute way)
Crystal: *giggles* Anyway, what were you going to say, Samantha?
Samantha: Oh, yeah, ummm...Why don't we start the game?
Atheris: I was going to say that XD
Killua: Umm, before we even start, do you know where the mails are? You do realize Hisoka is sick and my brother is away at the moment, right?
Crystal: Crap I forgot...
Phinks: So forgetful, you're lucky I have it right here *hands 5 mails to her*
Crystal: Omg, Phinks, you're a life saver! *takes it*
Phinks: Well, this'll only happen once
Crystal: But, but... *looks at Atheris asking for some help*
Atheris: Could you get the mails till Hisoka feels better or when Illumi gets back?
Phinks: No
Atheris: Plzzzz, for me??
Phinks: ........Okay, fine........
Atheris: Awww, thank you Phinks!
Yukine: By the way, Crystal, are you sure it'll be safe for the kids to be in the room by themselves?
Crystal: Yes, because Yasushi is old enough to take care of the other-
Yasushi: MMMUUUMMMM! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YUKI! *opens the door and runs to his mother*
Crystal: What happened??? *starts to panic*
Yasushi: She forgot her white rabbit...
Crystal: *mentally facepalm* Oh...Umm
Feitan: Meh go get... *disappears and reappears* Here... *gives the white rabbit to his son*
Yasushi: Thanks dad *runs back and closes the door behind him*
Lisu: Let me guess, you thought Yuki got badly injured or something really bad happened to her, right?
Crystal: Yeah, anyway, let's start. The first mail is from CastMeAPetronosSpell and it said, 'I dare the parents, including Samantha if Kurapika lets Cooler baby sit the little ones and see what happens...' I have a bad feeling about this
Cooler: What? Don't you trust me?
Crystal: No...
Kurapika: I agree
Samantha: I'm sure it's not that baddddddd~
Kurapika: Fine... *stares at Cooler with a sharp eye*
Cooler: Whoa, relax, Kurapika. Anyway, I'll take my leave now *leaves*
Crystal: Okay, but you better take good care of them or else...
Feitan: (Meh like her when she angry)
Lisu: So what's the next mail?
Crystal: Let me see-
*screams were heard from the kids' room*
Crystal: I knew this was a bad idea...
Allyria: I'll go check, just continue the mail while I'm gone
Killua: I'll come too
Crystal: Alright, anyway, the second mail is from KilluaKarma and it said, 'I dare everyone to...Drink some vodka.' Uhhh, what now?
Feitan: Vodka, it drink make you drunk
Crystal: Oh I see...Well, I'm too young so no thanks. Let's just say you can do it if you want
Samantha: Ummm, I'll do-
Kurapika: No, you're not going to drink vodka because last time you were drunk, you went crazy
Crystal: How crazy, might I ask?
Kurapika: She went out picking fights with everyone and I mean everyone she sees
Crystal: Oh...
Samantha: I did? Oh...No wonder I had that scratch on my arm a few weeks ago...Okay, then, I'll never drink again!
Kurapika: *mutters* Thank god
Phinks: I'm cool with this dare, I'll drink *smiles that looked like a smirk-ish*
Atheris: Okay Phinks and I'm not gonna drink vodka
Lisu: Me either
Yukine: I wouldn't mind drinking-
Lisu: Absolutely not!
Yukine: But why?
Lisu: Just because...pwease *puppy eyes*
Yukine: Uhh...O-Okay fine *looks away looking embarrass*
Crystal: Awwww, how cute. Anyway, how about you, Feitan?
Feitan: *smirks* You know answer
Crystal: Alright then, so could someone get two bottle of vodka for these two men?
Atheris: I'll go get it *disappears and reappears* Here you go *gives it to Phinks & Feitan*
Phinks & Feitan: *accepts, thanks her & starts drinking*
Samantha: They're going to be drunk any minute now, I can feel it
Phinks & Feitan: *got drunk already*
Kurapika: *surprise* Already???
Samantha: Lol, make that seconds
Crystal: *mutters* I'm not going to let Feitan drink vodka again...
Phinks & Feitan: *talking nonsense to each other*
Atheris: Hmm, I don't know...I think it's funny when they're like this
Crystal: I guess...Anyway, let's continue!
Killua: We're back-umm, why are those two acting really weird?
Allyria: Yeah, big sis, what happened to big bro number one and big bro number two?
Lisu: (since when did there's big bro number one and two?)
Yukine: They got drunk because of the dare, here *gives them the dare sheet of paper* Also, do you want to do it?
Crystal: NUUUUU, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SIS IS NOT GOING TO DRINK VODKA AND THAT'S FINAL! *hugs Allyria*
Killua: *takes a step back away from them*
Everyone minus the drunk duo, Killua & Crystal: *sweat drops*
Allyria: Don't worry sis, I wasn't planning on doing so
Crystal: Oh, that's good to hear *smiles*
Kurapika: What about you, Killua?
Killua: Nahhh, I'll pass
Crystal: *lets go of Allyria and went back to her spot* Okay, onto the next mail-wait, is everything alright in the kids' room?
Allyria: Yeppp! No need to worry big sis!
Crystal: Okay good, anyhow, the third mail is from CastMeAPetronosSpell and it said, 'I dare Cooler to find a girlfriend' Can someone-
Cooler: I ALREADY HAVE ONE AND I'M NOT TELLING!!
Crystal: Whoa, what incredible hearing skills...And why not?
Cooler: BECAUSE NOW PLEASE LEAVE-ARRGGGG, PLEASE STOP JUMPING ON MEEEE!
Crystal: Will he be alright?
Killua: Uhh, I'm sure he'll be fineee~ *has cat ears and tail*
Cooler: I'M NOT-
Killua: Don't worry about him, he'll survive~~
Crystal: Okay...Whatever you say, Killua
Allyria: *about to say something but Killua covers her mouth*
Samantha: (Killua is brutal sometimes...Or is he a troll? Meh, either one fits him)
Lisu: Onto the fourth mail?
Crystal: Oh, yes. The second last mail is from A0Devil0Angel0Girl and it said, 'I dare Cooler to run away from me because I'm going to hit him with a pillow' Can someone replace Cooler's spot for a bit? Also, can someone please call-okay nevermind, Lisu took care of the calling part. Now as for taking Cooler's spot-
Feitan: *suddenly falls asleep on Phinks lap*
Phinks: *suddenly falls asleep too*
Crystal: Can someone get the camera-
Lisu: *snaps a pic* Already did it *thumbs on and hands down* And A0Devil0Angel0Girl is on her way here
Killua: I'll replace Cooler for a bit~
Crystal: *mutters* I have a bad feeling about this...But okay
Killua & Cooler: *switch places while giving each other looks*
Cooler: So...Where's-
A0Devil0Angel0Girl: HAAAAYAAA! *throws a pillow at Cooler's face*
Cooler: *dodges the pillow and starts running*
A0Devil0Angel0Girl: *chases after him*
-In the End-
A0Devil0Angel0Girl: *throws the pillow at a super high speed*
Cooler: *dodges to the side but the throw was on a curve so it hit Cooler on the arm* Damn...
A0Devil0Angel0Girl: YAY, I win! Okay bye guys! *vanishes like a ninja*
Crystal: Awww, I wanna be a ninja
Allyria: You are, big sis
Crystal: True...OH NO I REVEALED MY TRUE IDENTITY-I mean...I'm not a ninja *cough cough*
Samantha: Yeah, totally
Cooler: *slips away, meaning he traded spots with Killua*
Killua: So what happened?
Atheris: Crystal is a-
Crystal: Let'smoveonshallwe??? Okaycool, anyway, this last mail is from -Later_Hater- and it said, 'I dare Hisoka to shut up for 3 chapters' Wow, that's harsh...ANYWAY, GOOD BYEEZZZ *touches Feitan on the shoulder & vanishes like a ninja along with Feitan*
Killua: Let me guess...She's a ninja?
Yukine: Apparently
Killua: Oh I see...
Kurapika: What will we do with Phinks?
Atheris: I'll take care of that *puts Phinks' arm over her neck*
Kurapika: Alright then, be careful and stay safe
Atheris: I always am XD
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