Boys Vs Girls, Bring It On
-Last night-
Cooler: Hmmmf!
Hisoka: *walks in* Hello, Cooler~ I was ordered to come here to free you~ and oh, one more thing before I do~ *puts a bracelet that was shown red on Cooler's dominate hand and then frees him*
Cooler: What the heck is this?
Hisoka: It's a little present from the ladies~
Cooler: Seriously, what-
Hisoka: Okay, bye~ *disappears*
Cooler: Wait! *sigh* Oh why bother and... (I have a bad feeling about this bracelet...) *tries to take it off* What the heck is this thing made out of? *tries to teleport but didn't work and then tries to teleport the thing away but didn't work* WHY CAN'T I TELEPORT?! OR EVEN TELEPORT THIS THING! *angry* I will speak to them if it's the last thing I do!
-Today-
Crystal: *playing lol, a.k.a League of legends with Feitan* Goddamnit I died! AGAIN! THAT SON OF A-
Allyria: *takes the paper fan out and smack Crystal's head*
Crystal: Itai! What was that for?
Samantha: Do you want to burn your laptop?
Crystal: Uhhh...No
Samantha: Then there you go
Crystal: Oh...Thanks, little sis! You saved my laptop
Allyria: No problem!
Killua: A question, or two
Feitan: *so focus in the game* Sh*t up people, I'm trying to play a game... *says this in Chinese*
Allyria: I don't what big bro said but whatever
Crystal: He said 'sh*t up people, I'm trying to play a game' and if you're wondering how I know this or how he's so fluid, well. Number one, he taught me Chinese and number two, he's fluid in Chinese because he is Chinese
Allyria: Cool big sis! And sorry big bro
Crystal: Thanks
Atheris: Back on track now. So Killua, go ahead and ask your question
Killua: One, Where did you get the paper fan?
Allyria: Oh this? *holds it up*
Killua: *nods*
Allyria: That's my little secret~ *then the paper fan disappears*
Killua: And the second question is...Where's Cooler?
Lisu: *shrugs* He'll be here soon
Diamond: Right about...Now, I think
Cooler: Crystal, get this bloody bracelet off of me!
Yuuka: Good guess, Diamond
Diamond: Thank you
Cooler: Hello, can someone take this off?
Crystal: Sorry Cooler, we can't
Cooler: Exactly why?
Lisu: To keep you from using teleport and time stop when you're in the game. As you can see, it's red, meaning you can teleport at all and when it's blue, you have three teleportations.
Allyria: But when it's green, you can use it as much as you like
Cooler: What?! That's not fair!
Siniora: Actually, you should be glad
Cooler: What the heck is that suppose to mean?
Crystal: Because I'm the one who's in charge of switching your bracelet from red, green or blue so you don't have to worry. Also, I will switch it back on *switchs Cooler's bracelet to green*
Cooler: Oh, okay and thanks
Feitan: You die soon, Crystal...
Crystal: *looks back at her laptop* Oh crap!
Kurapika: Hey Crystal, apparently there's a mailbox outside and there are five mails in there
Crystal: Oh, can you bring them in, please?
Kurapika: Sure *takes them out and comes back inside*
Gon: The mail is here, Crystal-chan
Crystal: Thanks...HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE...
Allyria: Guess she's busy with the game so we should wait
Gon: Kay~
Diamond: (So kawaii!)
Cooler: Uhh...Imma go now...
Allyria: Kay
Cooler: *teleports*
Phinks: *went to sleep*
Atheris: Lol, he fell asleep
-Hours later-
Crystal: Okay let's start
Siniora, Samantha, Lisu & Allyria: Finally!
Crystal: Sorry, girls *nervous giggle*
Allyria: It's okay big sis
Atheris: Wake up, Phinks
Phinks: *wakes up and yawns*
Yuuka: So what's the first mail?
Crystal: Hmmm...It's from SinioraChan and it said, 'I dare Hisoka to do something ka-wa-iiii' What? Is that even possible?
Yuuka: Anything can be possible
Lisu: I'm not sure about that...
Yuuka: Hey, you never know
Hisoka: Hmmm, something kawaii...Oh, I know~ *smiles and holds up his peace sign*
Girls minus Yuuka: *shivers* That's not kawaii...That's creepy!
Hisoka: Oh...You hurt my feelings~
Yuuka: Guys, you're being a bit hard on him
Allyria: Sorry, I guess?
Hisoka: It's okay~
Yuuka: Now let's continue
Crystal: Kay. Now the next mail if from Siniora, again
Siniora: I'm so famous
Samantha: Lol
Crystal: Yeah, you sure are. Anyway, it said, 'I dare everyone to say the best memory that happened in their life' Hmmm. That's-
Feitan: Tough one, right?
Crystal: Uhhh, no, not at all. The best memory I ever had was making friends or should a say, uniting with my sisters online. You girls are the best and memorial moment that had happened in my life. And thank you for your support and wonderful things. *smiles*
Lisu: Wow, that's some speech, did you planned it?
Crystal: Nope! It just came out of my brain just then (95% right, just added the 'uniting' and 'wonderful things' part) Now it's your turn, Feitan~
Feitan: Meh no say
Allyria: Don't be a party pooper, big bro
Diamond: It's a dare so whether you like it or not, you have to do it
Atheris: Man you are so stubborn, how can you live with this guy, nee-san?
Crystal: I have no clue
Feitan: *sigh* Fine...Meeting Crystal...
Siniora: Nawww, that's so cute. Oh, and I better record this moment
Feitan: You no do it *glares at Siniora*
Siniora: One, Crystal asked me to do it and two, how are you gonna stop me? I have traps all around me, ya know
Feitan: Tsk...
Siniora: Yeah I thought so *starts recording*
Allyria: What about you, Kil?
Killua: Hmmmm...Pranking Gon, oh boy, his face was priceless
Gon: Killua, that's not funny!
Killua: *laughs* Oh, but it is, right, Allyria?
Allyria: Oh yeah, I remember that *starts laughing too*
Gon: Not you too
Allyria: Haha, oh, I'm sorry *stops laughing* Kil, say sorry too, please
Killua: *tries to stop laughing* S-Sorry... *starts laughing again*
Kurapika: *smiles*
Samantha: What about you?
Kurapika: Me?
Samantha: No, it's to that wall *sarcasm* Of course, it's to you, silly
Kurapika: Oh, hmmm...Killing one of the-
Samantha: Other than that
Feitan & Phinks: *narrow their eyes at Kurapika*
Kurapika: *sigh* Then the day Samantha and I met *smiles at Samantha*
Samantha: *smiles back* That's better
Phinks: Yesterday nap...
Atheris: Really? That's your best moment?
Phinks: Yeah
Atheris: Okay then *a bit disappointed*
Phinks: Jokes, the first time that we uhh...You should know
Atheris: Oh I know what you mean
Yukine: Hmmm...I really don't know. Not that I can think of on the top of my head
Lisu: Alright then, next is Hisoka, right?
Hisoka: Yes and for the dare...The moment when Gon and I fought at the-
Yuuka: *sticky tape his mouth* Okay, Hisoka, that's enough talk
Hisoka: *nods and peels the tape off of his mouth*
(And you girls can say what is your best memory of your life in the comment or something)
Crystal: Now that's over and done with, the next mail is from SinioraChan and it said, 'I dare Crystal to fight Gon with a katana' WHAT?! I CAN'T HURT GON! There's no way I can
Gon: Why?
Killua: Because you're so damn innocent, stupid
Gon: Oh
Allyria: Stop calling him stupid, Kil
Killua: I'll try not to so no promises
Allyria: *sigh* Okay...
Siniora: Oh but you have to, Crystal
Lisu: And besides, Leorio can cure him afterward
Crystal: *sigh* Fei, could you get my katana from our room, please?
Feitan: *nods and disappears*
Siniora: And I suggest you guys call Leorio because who knows how bad the injury is gonna be
Samantha: I will call him because-
Yuuka: Because you need to talk to him?
Samantha: Precisely
-Time flew by-
Feitan: I back with katana
Samantha: I finished my job before you did, meaning you were slow
Feitan: Meh don know where it is *slightly glares at Crystal*
Crystal: Whoops, I forgot to tell you where it was and it wasn't where I usually put it
Feitan: *flicks Crystal's forehead*
Crystal: Itai! That hurts you know!
Feitan: Meh know but meh like it and you no hate it, right? *smirks*
Crystal: *blushes* Yeah, I guess you're right
Atheris: Awwww, aren't they cute
Phinks: ...
Lisu: Now let's begin the dare
Crystal: Alright...Gon, could you use your nen on your left arm?
Gon: Why?
Crystal: Just for safety reason
Gon: *nods and focuses all of his aura to his left arm*
Crystal: *grabs the katana from Feitan and slashes his arm where his aura was*
Gon: *has a deep wound* Arggg...
Crystal: S-Sorry, Gon
Gon: That's okay, Crystal-chan
Crystal: Now that I've done the dare, where is Leorio?
Leorio: S-Sorry, I'm l-late *puffs*
Diamond: No, you're just in time
Leorio: Oh, good, now let's treat that wound of yours
Gon: Okay
Crystal: I'm really sorry Diamond
Diamond: It's okay, as long as you didn't slice his head off then it's okay
Crystal: True
Siniora: One question, Crystal
Crystal: Yeah?
Siniora: How did your katana cut so deep even though Gon used his aura?
Crystal: Well, I did an experiment and the result I got was a total shock. So the more I have a strong blood thirst, the stronger the katana becomes
Siniora: Wow, that's strong and are you feeling the blood thirst before you hurt Gon?
Hisoka: If she was then I would be able to feel it, all of us should~ am I right, Crystal~?
Crystal: Yeah and it would cut deeper if Gon didn't apply aura on his left arm. Anyway, enough of that *puts the katana away* This mail is from SinioraChan and it said, 'I dare everyone to play football, girls vs boys and the boys can't use nen while the girls can.' Now this would be fun~
Allyria: Ummm, big sis?
Crystal: Yeah~?
Allyria: You're gonna go insane again so I think you should stop
Samantha: Let her, so that we can win
Crystal: Yeah I'll use it when I need to or feel like it *smiles and it's not her usual smile
Feitan: *smirks* (Meh gonna see her in action~)
-Game starts-
Crystal: *switches Cooler's bracelet to red* Now...BEGIN!
Everyone: *starts running*
-Half way through the game-
Score: 40 - 20 (Girls are winning by that much)
Cooler: *was about to get the ball*
Allyria: *uses her nen ability to control Cooler and make him do a back flip*
Cooler: *lands on his face* Ow! That's impossible, you can't do that
Allyria: Your blood is made out of liquid, meaning I can do that
Lisu: *quickly kicks the ball to the goal and kicks it really hard*
Phinks: *tries to block it*
Samantha: *controls Phinks and the other guys because her ability is like Allyria's ability*
Lisu: *scores* Yeah! I rule!
Yuuka: That was perfect!
Lisu: Thank, Yuuka
Diamond: I'm pretty sure your kicking has improved
Lisu: Ya think?
Atheris: Ya-ha
Lisu: Thank
Atheris, Samantha & Diamond: Welcome!
Crystal: Girls, we haven't won yet so save the victory dance and also, should I go insane now?
Girls minus Crystal: *agrees*
Crystal: Kay and I bet we can get to 100
Cooler: Oh yeah? You want a bet?
Allyria: I wouldn't do that if I were you
Cooler: Oh? Watch me
Crystal: Sure~ and if I win, you have to clean my house
Cooler: Fine and if I win, you have to let me use my teleportation and time stop at anytime
Crystal: Oh this is gonna be a blast~
Cooler: Oh and one more thing, you have to score all of it yourself
Samantha: *face palm*
Diamond: Hmm, I don't think you should say that
Cooler: Why not?
Lisu: Because you're gonna make her go even more hyper
Crystal: I agree to that~ *yandere giggle and transforms into her fox demon form*
Cooler: Hey! You can't do that. Oh, wait...You can...Shoot...
(Just imagine I go crazy in my white, fox form. Also, I'm a lot faster than Feitan when I go hyper)
-End of game-
100 - 20 (The girls won)
Crystal: *switches Cooler's bracelet to green*
Diamond: Told you. You shouldn't have said she has to do it all on her own
Samantha: Or even make the bet in the first place
Cooler: (should've kept my mouth shut) I didn't know she was that fast
Lisu: We did warn you but whatever, you're gonna have to clean nee-san's house now
Crystal: *mutters* now this is exactly why I didn't what to go hyper... *lies down on Feitan's lap and is feeling tired as f*
Feitan: But meh like you like that
Crystal: But now I'm tired as-oh you know what? Someone, please continue the game without meh... *mutters* And it's almost over anyway, so night... *fell asleep*
Allyria: *whispers* I shotgun doing it
Diamond: Awww, I wanna do it
Allyria: Okay, fine, you may do it
Diamond: Yeah! *covers her mouth* Oops, that was too loud
Yuuka: Fei, I think you should go home and we'll handle this
Feitan: *nods, carries Crystal and leaves the room*
Diamond: This last mail is from SinioraChan and it said, 'I dare Hisoka to be the doctor and Yuuka to be the patient'
Hisoka: Hello Yuuka, where are you injury~?
Yuuka: Over here *points at her elbow*
Hisoka: What happened to your elbow?
Yuuka: I fell...
Hisoka: Hmmm, I see *takes out a medicine* Drink this and you'll be fine~ *smiles and has his eyes shut*
Yuuka: Whatever you say 'Dr. Hisoka'
Lisu: Yeah, nah
Diamond: What?
Lisu: I meant that Hisoka shouldn't be a doctor and you all should know why
Allyria: I agree, he might damage the injury even more. Key word, 'might'
Yuuka: He isn't that bad, all he need to do is...Study medical stuff
Hisoka: Alright, I'll do that-
Yuuka: Oh second thought, I like it the way you are
Hisoka: *smiles*
Siniora: I hate to say this but...This is kinda cute, I mean those two
Hisoka: Thank you~ *creepy smile*
Siniora: Oh second thought...Maybe not...Anyway, I'll see you guys on the flip side!
People who you think would say bye: Bye!
Cooler: *tries to teleport out of there*
Allyria: *controls Cooler* Not so fast Mr, have you forgotten your bet with nee-san?
Cooler: I have no idea what you're talking about
Samantha: Talking your way outta this ain't gonna cut it
Atheris: Let's go pay a visit to nee-san's house
Cooler: NOOOOOOO!!! SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME!
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