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[Everyone's just relaxing, drinking tea. Just peaceful]

Gon: You know... [sips tea]... I don't think AG's as bad as everyone says!

Killua: [drawing something for Alluka and Nanika because they asked] She hurled like, 5 fire balls at Shalnark and drop kicked Kurapika twice just this week

Gon: Kurapika tried to fight the troupe in all fairness

Shalnark: [eating pocky] And in her defense, I probably seemed like I was trying to fuck her girlfriend- SHIT [dodges a fire ball]

AG: [FLUSTERED] HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YA KID?????? SHE'S NOT MY-

Shalnark: But you WANT her to be!!

AG: UUUUGGHHHHH I don't see WHY Lady likes you so much!!!

Sakura: [bonks him on the head] Quit tryin' to get her riled up dude

Shalnark: Ow! And what do you mean trying? I'm succeeding in making her riled up!

Sakura: [gives him some tea] Fair [sits down and sips her tea]

Gon: What ya need AG?

AG: Y'all know why Lady brought you guys here right?

Killua: Somethin bout boats right?

AG: No. Relationships!

Everyone else minus Daichi, Haru, and Sakura: Oooohhhhhh (♡)

Sakura: Oh you poor souls

AG: And the first one is Lady's favorite! Now before we actually begin .... this is how it works you either say Ship!, No!, or Crack! Ok?

Phinks: Stupid but ok

AG: Well at least I have eyebrows

Phinks: Oi fuck you

AG: You're not my type anD IF YOU SAY ANYTHING SHALNARK, I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS

Com. Lady: OI! THAT'S MY LINE!

Shalnark: I mean.... you're cute and all but no.... also HOW would you do that?

AG: You realize that I can turn into a male right?

Shalnark: Like every bit of you??? Like you'll have a d-!

Machi: [throws her hand over his mouth] No. There are kids here

Shalnark: [takes her hand off] But-!

Pakunoda: No but about it

AG: You two are moms and I love it

Pakunoda: You are too

AG: No.... I'm not?

Sakura: The fact that you sound so unsure scares me

AG: Not as far as I know

Chrollo: I thought this entire time Lady was your kid or something

AG: .... No bitch!

Com. Lady: I'm 90 percent sure she found me in some ditch and was like "This is mine now" and when she found out about my actual parents she was like "Ugh. Fine. I'll share"

AG: No... I found you by a river fishing.... by the way! You don't have the patience for fishing! You don't mind getting wet or dirty, touchin' worms and all but as soon as you start fishing, you give up

Com. Lady: Fuck you, you fucking fucky fucker fuck

AG: You amaze me ♡

Com. Lady: BACK TO THE SHIP

AG: You heard her!

Gon: Um AG - san?

AG: Yes Gon?

Gon: Uh.... We don't even know what it is though...

AG: Oh! It's Gon x Killua

Killua: [spits out his tea] [the color red] WHAT

Gon: Oh ok!

Killua: I - I - I-!

Gon: You good dude? You're all red!

Killua: I- IS IT LIKE HOT IN HERE O- O- OR IS IT JU- JUST ME?!?????!!!!!

Illumi: [stands up]

AG: [pushes him back down] No

Shalnark: QUIT ACTING LIKE A TOP! YOU'RE A POWER BOTTOM!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!!!

AG: [red]

Gon: Hey! She's red too!

AG: Fjvehzgrbsgtkdv

Sakura: We lost her.... to the void.....

AG: [slaps her face] OK! I'm back!! Now [shows media] What y'all think?

Gon: Wow! Who made that?

AG: The college was made by Lady, she makes it every time.... Let's just say she's seen some shit on the interweb looking for pictures to use..... but these were taken off of Google and if she could, she would get credit to the lovely artists!

Gon: She did a good job!

AG: .... You're too nice! .... I had to think of something Lady would say lol

Gon: She was here a minute ago? Why didn't she chime in?

AG: Crying. Over the ten commandments, Elizabeth, Meliodas, the sins.... yeah.....

Gon: Good vibes comin' her way! [shoots finger guns at the intercom]

Everyone: [about to die from cuteness overload]

AG: ANYWAY!! Gon x Killua!

Hisoka: Yes

AG: Wow! No emoji!

Hisoka: Cause I'm dead serious about this

AG: O- oh

Chrollo: [points at Gon and Killua] Those two right? Ship

Machi: [holds a sign made out of thread that says "SHIP"]

Illumi: No.

Machi: I will stitch your mouth shut

Alluka: I would pay you to do that actually

Machi: Honey.... I'd do it for free

Shizuku: Sometimes I wonder......

Feitan: About our sanity?

Shizuku: Yes

Shizuku: Ship

Feitan: Yeah

Phinks: Sure

Shalnark: Yasss

Pakunoda: Absolutely

Everyone else minus Gon and Killua: Yes

Gon: I don't really know actually

Alluka: Hey Gon can you do me and Nanika a favor?

AG: You're gonna have to listen to them or ya know.... [makes a head exploding gesture]

Killua: [really flustered] PLEASE YOU TWO DON'T!! I BEG YOU TWO ANYTHING ELSE!!

Alluka: This is for you big brother!!!! Bubblegum man! Could you please?

Hisoka: [activates Bunnge Gum] Don't mind if I do! [traps Illumi]

Illumi: I am acTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU HISOKA

Hisoka: Now or never!!

Alluka: Gon!

Gon: Yea?

Alluka: Could you give big brother a kiss on the cheek?

Gon: [shrugs his shoulders] Ok

Killua: [hisses]

Gon: [gives him a kiss on the cheek]

Phantom troupe and everyone else besides Illumi, AG, Gon, and Killua: [cheering]

AG: Y'all are a bunch of 5 year olds and Lady is living for it lol

Illumi: [muffled yelling and screaming]

Killua: [fanited]

Hisoka: He gay

AG: Now I have some business to attend too! Bye! [Leaves]

Sakura: [follows closely behind]

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A SECOND MEDIA