Back to where we left off.

We see Dario, Peekon and Grudo turning around to see where the voice came from.

It was a girl that was fair skinned, had brown hair with black dye on the lower part as it was stylized in a wolf cut, emerald green eyes. She wore a choker on her on her neck, a black t-shirt with a red colored splatter with it containing the word "First Blood", black pants and black boots.

Grudo: Oh, hi Staffy.

Staffy: Can it pal. *sees Peekon* Hey Peekon, who's the red herring?

She pointed at Dario.

Dario: *sarcastic* Wow, such an insult. Let me know when you got something creative to call me furball, you look like you're trying too hard to be emo but failed at it.

Staffy: Oooh, we got a fighter here. *smirked*

Peekon: Ok guys let's calm down and-

Staffy: At least he got a snappy comeback unlike Grudo here.

Grudo: I hold no grudges, Staff-

The girl groaned before approaching Dario.

Staffy: You're a hunter I presume. I got a job for ya, I got this bear I want you to kill.

Dario: Oh wait really? I was expecting for you to ask me to kill the Road Runner since you're a coyote.

Staffy: Ok Elmer Fudd, that was a rather mild comeback. I wouldn't trust you to catch me a rabbit even if you have hair.

Dario: Oho, so you're gonna insult my hair now huh?

Staffy: Aww does that hurt?

Dario: Not as much as it hurts the fact that you have rabies, and I don't. *smug*

Peekon and Grudo looked at each other with shocked expressions.

Staffy was silent and had a pokerface, but then she laughed, confusing the people around them.

Peekon: She's not mad? That's a surprise.

Staffy: Ok hunter, I like your attitude. Got a name? *smile*

Staffy: Ok Dario, listen to me. I got this dumb bear named Stappy, he's a real pain in the ass to deal with. Ever since I broke up with venison over here *points to Grudo* the furball has been trying to get me to date him. I rejected him a dozen times, yet he continues his harassment. I even once saw him being a creep hiding behind a tree while I was bathing.

Peekon: Oh damn, that's messed up in many ways.

Staffy: I know right, Grudo would you ever do that if we were still dating?

Grudo: Hell no, that's just wrong Staff Staff.

Staffy: *groaned* Stop calling me that.

She grabbed Dario's hand and began pulling him away.

Peekon: Hey!

Dario: Where are we going?

Staffy: Ok here's the plan sport, I'm gonna convince the fatass for a fake proposal, you're from afar and you will shoot and kill the creep.

Dario: Aww sweet, free kill. That means I can tie with Trump.

Staffy: Who?

Dario: Some moron I made a bet with.

Staffy: Oh really, I'll help you win the bet if yiu help me with my issue.

Grudo: Hey wait for us Staffy and Dar.

The scene changed to Bonehead who was searching for Trump who was hiding.

Bonehead: I'll find you...

Meanwhile Trump was hiding behind a large tree and remained quiet.

Trump's mine: Little does that walking beef jerky know is that I'm a master at this game. There's no way will he ever find me.

Then suddenly a fist pierced through the wood making a hole as the former president was underneath it.

Bonehead: Found you!

Trump: Ah shit!

He got up and began running from the bufallo trophy hot on his trail.

Trump: Ahhhhhh!!! Someone help ahhhhh!!!

Not far away, Grudo's ears perked up.

Grudo: Someone's screaming for help!

Peekon recognized it was Trump.

Peekon: Are you sure it might be an honest person, or maybe some fat orange slob that doesn't deserve it.

Grudo: Be right back Peeky!

Peekon: Wait-

Too late as Grudo left, making the elk girl groan in annoyance, she then turned to where Dario and Staffy left.

Peekon: Dario wait up for me!

Trump was running before he got gored by Bonehead and flung up in the air before splashing the water once.

Trump: Ow...that hurt my beautiful ass...

He then noticed his tan was gone.

Trump: Oh no my orange tan!!!

He was then pulled up by Bonehead and ready to punch him. Then Long Fang jumped out of the water and hit the bufallo's hand.

Bonehead: Owww!!!

He left go of Trump who slowly crawled away while Bonehead and Long Fang were distracted.

Grudo then found Trump.

Grudo: Oh, are you the one calling for help?

Trump: A hillbilly? Quick help me get out from these wild animals. I'm the soon to be elected president of America and I'll pay you anything just save me!

Bonehead slammed Long Fang across the water, the alligator noticed Trump and tried to bite his leg but the elk trophy pulled him out of it.

Grudo: I got you Mr President sir!

Bonehead: Get him!

Long Fang and Bonehead ran after the duo.

The scene changed to Staffy who was standing on a nearby driftwood area she gave Dario and Peekon a thumbs up to go along with the plan.

Dario had his rifle ready as Peekon was beside him.

Dario: You're telling me your cousin ran off to save Trump who's screaming from whatever is out there?

Peekon: Yup, I tried to talk him out of it and he ran away.

Dario: No offense sweetheart but your cousin is a dumbass.

Peekon: None taken, he was never really the sharpest tool in the shed in the family. Had to bail him out in various even.

Dario: Damn, let's just hope he makes it out alive at least.

Staffy: Guys keep it down he's here!

The two were now quiet, Peekon then wrapped her arms around Dario's waist and rested her head over to his.

Peekon: When we go back home can we have some fun? I really want to spend more "quality time" with you~.

She kissed his cheek to which Dario kissed her back.

???: Hey Staffy, so glad you would be willing to listen to me.

Staffy: Hey...Stappy...how's it going...*visibly cringing*

She saw the red and black colored bear turn into his human form of being a fat guy whilst wearing a red jacket, white shirt, black pants. He had maroon colored hair and brown eyes and tan skin.

Stappy: So ready to hear what I have to say?

Staffy: Sure but-

Stappy: No need for words my queen, I just simply wanna say that you are the most beautiful girl in these swamps. I never have seen a majestic creature as you are, I would proudly call myself your boyfriend and let you boss me around, just please love me back.

This stopped the little makeout session between Dario and Peekon as they saw and heard what the bear had said. The elk girl then turned around to puke while the hunter's right eye twitched from the cringe.

Staffy: Ah yeah about that...I got a surprised for ya...

Stappy: Oh really? What is it my queen?

Staffy: Close your eyes and find out.

Stappy: Anything for you cutie pie.

He closed his eyes and had his arms behind his back, Staffy's smile did so with a look of disgust.

She turned around and motioned for Dario to shoot. The hunter grinned and aimed his rifle.

Dario: Trump, I'm winning the bet...

He aimed and shot Stappy on the chest area, the bear coughed out blood from his mouth and nose, some of it splattered Staffy's face and shirt but she had a smirk.

The bear fell down.

Staffy: Finally! The creep is no more.

Peekon: Not gonna lie he was really disgusting.

She and Dario came to her.

Staffy: Thanks a lot for this handsome, I owe you one.

Dario: You mean the bet?

Staffy: Oh yeah what's the bet about?

Dario: If I beat this guy I get 2 million dollars.

Staffy: Oh my, now that's not something to laugh at. Alright where do I-

She was cut off by Grudo and Trump coming out and running towards them.

Trump: Dario! Dario!

Dario: Yes Donald?

Peekon: Did you kill anyone?

Trump: Yes I did, but now I'm being chased by this buffalo and alligator.

He pointed at Bonehead and Long Fang arriving.

Bonehead: There you are, bring yo ass right here whiteboy.

Trump: I refuse!

Dario rolled his eyes before looking at Peekon.

Dario: Peekon, pull out your phone and play my theme.

Peekon: You got it.

Staffy: You got a theme?

Peekon pulled out her newly bought phone and played this song.

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Dario aimed his rifle and fired a bullet at Bonehead's chest.

Bonehead: Gah!

Grudo: Woah!

The bufallo tried to charge but another bullet hit him on the neck to which the now dead trophy fell down as his head pierced through on a driftwood branch.

Long Fang hissed and charged at Dario, the latter dropped his rifle and charged at the reptile as well.

They clashed but in the end it ended with the trophy ontop of him.

Trump: Woah nelly!

Peekon: Go babe, kill him!

Staffy was impressed by this as the coyote nodded slowly with arms crossed.

Dario punched the albino alligator and then grabbed his mouth, he then got the higher ground and slowly but surely began gripping the jaws.

Dario then groaned as he began splitting both sides of the mouth, but the alligator tried to clamp the jaws back. The hunter yelled in determination using all his might to then split and dislocated the jaws of the reptile.

A loud snap was heard, Long Fang was now limp and Dario let go only for the head of the trophy to fall hard on the swamp water as the song ended.

Staffy: Woah...hardcore!!!

Trump: Ok I'll admit that was impressive, if I had the chance I would've done that too.

Peekon: Yeah, you sure would've done that or you'd have your underwear ripped off.

Trump: Oh shut the fuck up you bitch-

Dario turned Trump around to face him.

Dario: Talk to my girlfriend like that and you're gonna wish you were them both.

Trump was now silent and had nothing to say, the hunter then motioned his hand at the former president.

Dario: Pay up.

Trump: What?

Dario: I say pay up fatso.

Trump: We never agreed to that, besides you don't even work for me.

Staffy then turned Trump around to face her.

Staffy: This guy just killed 3 trophies and 2 of those were in front of you, the man saved your life need I add. And if you don't give him the 2 million dollars you promised him I'll split your jaws like that gator? Am I understood?!? *growled*

Trump was scared shitless and nodded rapidly.

Trump: Ok ok!

He pulled out a list of bank paper checks and wrote 2 million dollars and signed his own name and Dario's as well before giving the check to the hunter.

Trump: 2 million dollars as promised!

Dario: *smirked* Thank you very much Donald.

Trump: It's soon to be next president you-

Staffy growled again scaring Trump, Peekon laughed.

Dario then looked at Grudo.

Dario: Say Trump, didn't Grudo save you from those animals?

Trump: Yeah he did.

Grudo: Oh golly I sure did! Can I get a pay too?

Trump: Absolutely not!

Grudo: Aww...*sad*

Trump: But I will however give you a job, you will be my own personal bodyguard/assistant.

Peekon: Huh?! Grudo got a job? What a day.

Grudo: Hurray! I get to work for Donald Trump!

Dario: Congrats.

Peekon: Bravo cousin.

Staffy: Yeah whatever.

Trump: Ok now if you excuse me I'm ditching this dump, have fun losers. Grudo come with me, let's get you properly dressed.

Grudo: Sir yes sir! Bye Peekon, love you cousin!

They hugged.

Peekon: Me too, take care and be careful!

The male elk nods before he left and followed Trump.

Peekon: Well now that's over with, thank god i can't stand him....

Staffy: Well we both won our things. You got rid of the creep for me and I convinced the jackass to pay you. Win win.

Dario: Thanks a lot Staffy, you're not as bad as earlier.

Staffy: I can be chill when with the right people, I've known Peekon for years but now that I met you you're not as bad as I thought you were. Plus...do you happen to listen to Burder of the Sky?

Dario: That's what I just played earlier.

Staffy: You got good taste in music I gotta say.

Peekon: Oh trust me on this babe, Staffy has passion for music, especially rock.

Dario: Oh really now? That's good to listen, maybe we aren't so bad with being on good terms.

Staffy: You got that right handsome.*winks* Peekon you got yourself a good catch.

Peekon: Thanks.

Staffy: Say I heard Burden of the Sky is playing tonight at the city, I was planning on going alone but would you join me in some jams?

Dario: I got no problem with it. What about you Peeky?

Peekon: Yeah, a little music wouldn't hurt, plus I used to sing with Staffy all the time.

The coyote giggled.

Staffy: Then it's settled.

Dario: When are they playing?

Staffy: Somewhere around 8PM.

Dario: Perfect, it gives me time to drag the bodies to the back.

Staffy: What do you even plan on doing with these clowns?

Dario: We'll explain along the way, nothing too shabby Staffy. Come let's get going.

OK guys, this was chapter 59.

Peace out!