HOLD IT! So, I realize that last time, I didn't say what "names" that I gave the teams for fun, so I'll remember that from now on. Now let's get going!

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The Reaping

District 1 - Team Protagonist

Phoenix Wright

Apollo Justice

District 2 - Team Love Interest

Iris

Juniper Woods

District 3 - Team Female Protagonist

Mia Fey

Athena Cykes

Disctrict 4 - Team Fey

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

District 5 - Team Apollo

Ema Skye

Trucy Wright

District 6 - Team Eccentric Prosecutor

Diego Armando

Simon Blackquill

District 7 - Team Best Friend

Larry Butz

Clay Terran

District 8 - Team Detective

Dick Gumshoe

Bobby Fulbright

District 9 - Team Bad Luck Cops

Maggey Byrde

Mike Meekins

District 10 - Team Rival Prosecutor

Klavier Gavin

Miles Edgeworth

District 11 - Team Yelling Women

Franziska von Karma

Robin Newman

District 12 - Team Caught In A Bad Romance

Wocky Kitaki

Lauren Paups

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Athena grabs a jar of fishing bait while Larry gets fishing gear.

Diego runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Gumshoe runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Fulbright runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wocky, Robin, and Iris work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Ema runs away from the Cornucopia.

Maggey runs away from the Cornucopia.

Phoenix runs away from the Cornucopia.

Simon grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Meekins runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lauren runs away from the Cornucopia.

Clay runs away from the Cornucopia.

Juniper runs away from the Cornucopia.

Klavier and Edgeworth fight for a bag. Edgeworth gives up and retreats.

Edgeworth: I won't waste my time dealing with this arrogant rockstar. Fuck this, Edgey's out.

Mia runs away from the Cornucopia.

Trucy throws a knife into Maya's head.

Goddammit Maya!

Franziska snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Apollo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Pearl accidently steps on a landmine.

Nooooooo Pearly!

Day 1

Fulbright overhears Meekins and Gumshoe talking in the distance.

Meekins: Detective Gumshoe, sir! I promise you that I will win this game if you die! But, I'll probably be the one to die, so I hope you win, sir!

Gumshoe: Thanks, pal! I wonder how Mr. Edgeworth is doing. And if Maggey's okay.

Athena repeatedly stabs Larry to death with sais.

When something smells, it's usually the Butz's rotting corpse.

Iris unknowingly eats toxic berries.

GODDAMMIT IRIS! NO!

Simon pushes Phoenix off a cliff during a knife fight.

Come on! Feenris is now dead! Fuck!

Maggey fishes.

Clay goes hunting.

For moon rocks!

Klavier begs for Lauren to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Klavier.

Fuck, I forgot to change Lauren's gender! Her spot was originally Hugh O'Conner, but I couldn't find a good picture for if he won, so I changed it to Lauren. Also, FUCK KLAVIER DIED!

Robin collects fruit from a tree.

Apollo constructs a shack.

Ema receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

For science!

Trucy dies from hunger.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Wocky overhears Franziska and Mia talking in the distance.

Franziska: So, we now will cross wits and possibly blades on the battlefield, Mia Fey. You should know that a von Karma is always perfect. I will not accept defeat!

Mia: ...Sure, go ahead and believe that.

Edgeworth tries to sleep through the entire day.

Juniper kills Diego with a hatchet.

Go Junie!

Fallen Tributes 1

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Maya

District 4

Pearl

District 4

Larry

District 7

Iris

District 2

Phoenix

District 1

Klavier

District 10

Trucy

District 5

Diego

District 6

Well, Team Fey is dead already.... Fuck. So is Feenris, Trucy, and Klavier. At least my boy Apollo didn't die first day.

Night 1

Edgeworth and Lauren huddle for warmth.

For those who played AAI, you'll get how funny/ironic this is.

Maggey goes to sleep.

Simon and Clay hold hands.

Clay? More like... *puts on sunglasses* Gay! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Franziska, Apollo, and Robin get into a fight. Apollo triumphantly kills them both.

Go my boy Apollo!

Mia, Meekins, and Wocky sleep in shifts.

Athena, Juniper, Ema, and Fulbright sleep in shifts.

Gumshoe loses sight of where he is.

Poor Gumshoe.

Day 2

Lauren makes a wooden spear.

Fulbright stalks Ema.

Gumshoe runs away from Wocky.

Athena receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Meekins overpowers Mia, killing her.

Betrayal!

Edgeworth attacks Maggey, but she manages to escape.

Yeah! Go Maggey! Get outta there!

Juniper receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Totally not me. *whistles innocently*

Apollo constructs a shack.

Polly, that's your second shack. Are you making a village?

Clay injures himself.

Simon searches for a water source.

Junie, hide.

Fallen Tributes 2

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Franziska

District 11

Robin

District 11

Mia

District 3

Night 2

Ema, Clay, Wocky, and Fulbright sleep in shifts.

That's the most random alliance ever...

Simon tries to treat his infection.

Lauren receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Edgeworth fends Meekins, Juniper, and Apollo away from his fire.

Junipollo just wants a fire to cuddle by... Why you gotta be so mean, Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: Because this is the Hunger Games. I'm going to survive on my own.

Maggey and Athena talk about the tributes still alive.

Maggey: Oh, I hope Detective Gumshoe is alright! I haven't seen him at all since the Reaping...

Athena: I know. I haven't seen Polly or Clay or Simon for two days. Poor Trucy... Poor Boss...

Gumshoe thinks about winning.

Gumshoe: If Maggey dies... I have to win for her! And Mr. Edgeworth!

Day 3

Athena steals from Maggey while she isn't looking.

Simon attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

Taka's just gonna sit on his shoulder until he's moved. Poor Simon...

Gumshoe begs for Apollo to kill him. He refuses, keeping Gumshoe alive.

Atta boy, Polly!

Fulbright makes a slingshot.

Clay, Wocky, Ema, and Juniper raid Lauren's camp while he is hunting.

Edgeworth questions his sanity.

Meekins explores the arena.

Fallen Tributes 3

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Simon

District 6

Night 3

Juniper dies trying to escape the arena.

NO NOT JUNIE!!!!!!!

Edgeworth, Athena, Gumshoe, Clay, and Meekins sleep in shifts.

Fulbright, Wocky, and Maggey successfully ambush and kill Ema, Apollo, and Lauren.

Everything was going so well...

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Athena decides not to go to The Feast.

Meekins and Clay get into a fight over raw meat, but Meekins gives up and runs away.

Wocky steals Fulbright's memoirs.

Gumshoe overpowers Edgeworth, killing him.

Well, that was unexpected....

Maggey bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

GUMSHOE, YOU BETTER WIN NOW!

Day 4

Gumshoe travels to higher ground.

Fulbright travels to higher ground.

Meekins and Athena hunt for other tributes.

Wocky searches for a water source.

Clay fishes.

Peaceful day there...

Fallen Tributes 4

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Juniper

District 2

Ema

District 5

Apollo

District 1

Lauren

District 12

Edgeworth

District 10

Maggey

District 9

Fuck, now Junipollo is dead!

Night 4

Athena destroys Wocky's supplies while he is asleep.

Clay thinks about winning.

Meekins convinces Gumshoe to snuggle with him.

The fuck?

Fulbright is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Day 5

Wocky's trap kills Clay.

Meekins overpowers Fulbright, killing him.

How the hell did you do that, Meekins?

Gumshoe cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Athena injures herself.

She fell down the stairs again.

Fallen Tributes 5

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Clay

District 7

Fulbright

District 8

Gumshoe

District 8

Night 5

Meekins cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Athena sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Wocky bleeds out due to untreated injuries

Oh god, Meekins vs. Thena. Let's go Thena!

Day 6

Meekins falls into a pit and dies. 

Yay! I like Meekins, but I'm happy Thena won!

Fallen Tributes 6

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Wocky

District 12

Meekins

District 9

The Winner

The winner is Athena from District 3!

We did it, Widget! We won the Hunger Games!

The Placements

Athena

Winner

District 3

1 Kill

Wow, Thena won with only a single kill. Good job, girl.

Mike Meekins

2nd Place

District 9

2 Kills

Wocky Kitaki

3rd Place

District 12

4 Kills

Wocky got the most kills. OG LIFE BIZOOOOOI!!!!

Dick Gumshoe

4th Place

District 8

1 Kill

Bobby Fulbright

5th Place

District 8

3 Kills

Clay Terran

6th Place

District 7

Maggey Byrde

7th Place

District 9

3 Kills

Miles Edgeworth

8th Place

District 10

Lauren Paups

9th Place

District 12

1 Kill

Apollo Justice

10th Place

District 1

2 Kills

Ema Skye

11th Place

District 5

Juniper Woods

12th Place

District 2

1 Kill

Simon Blackquill

13th Place

District 6

1 Kill

Mia Fey

14th Place

District 3

Robin Newman

15th Place

District 11

Franziska von Karma

16th Place

District 11

Diego Armando

17th Place

District 6

Trucy Wright

18th Place

District 5

1 Kill

Klavier Gavin

19th Place

District 10

Phoenix Wright

20th Place

District 1

Iris

21st Place

District 2

Larry Butz

22nd Place

District 7

Pearl Fey

23rd Place

District 4

Maya Fey

24th Place

District 4

(I forgot to put District placements last time. Whoops!)

District Placements

1. District 3 - Team Female Protagonist

2. District 9 - Team Bad Luck Cops

3. District 12 - Team Caught In A Bad Romance

4. District 8 - Team Detective

5. District 7 - Team Best Friend

6. District 10 - Team Rival Prosecutor

7. District 1 - Team Protagonist

8. District 5 - Team Apollo

9. District 2 - Team Love Interest

10. District 6 - Team Eccentric Prosecutor

11. District 11 - Team Yelling Women

12. District 4 - Team Fey