What Mille has brought us:

-Google

-Goat attacks

-Copy and paste mansions

It wasn't especially a nice day for Derren. The kennel had started leaking halfway through the night and he'd had to patch it up with sellotape. There was probably a better means, but it wasn't like he could ask a huge virtual online search engine that was available to everyone with Internet called Google. That was a stupid idea, and according to Owen apparentally most of his ideas were. Apparentally him being legally allowed to speak was a stupid idea too, because "just because you have an opinion doesn't mean people care". 

Derren's phone started ringing, and he glanced at the number. Ah, the bagel man. Probably trying to sell him bagels. He'd been glad to find an occupation, and that he could afford basic things like more bagels. Bagels: the basic foundation of an empire.

'I just had a stupid idea,' the bagel man said when he picked up.

'And... what's that.'

'What if goats were violent?'

Derren laughed. What a stupid idea.

'Do you want to go and see 'The Only Mansion, Like, Ever'?' The bagel man asked.

'Sure,' said Derren.

'Wouldn't it be useful if we had more mansions?' The bagel man mused.

'Mm,' Derren mumbled, frantically searching for an idea, 'something like... copy and paste would be useful.'

'Copy and pasting giant mansions?'

'Yup.'

'Well, that's stupid,' said the bagel man, and put down the phone.