*intro music plays*

Hi, welcome to the Taylor swift talk show.

Today, we'll be given my long-awaited ted talk on gay.

What is a gay?

well, once again, we don't actually know.

*ignores script*

Let's ask Taylor Swift.

Now, Taylor, what do you think?

What is a gay?

Taylor Swift?

Ms. Swift?

uh... Taylor?

oh, look at that. she's not breathing.