Taylor swift is scary. Change my mind
Taylor swift:
-very rich
-cats
-has an entire army of swifties
If you add up these three things, minus the cats, what do you get?
Money and an army. Namely, $365 million and an estimated 60,340,000 swifties.
Could Taylor swift potentially take over the world?
The answer is, potentially.
So an M4 Sherman Battle Tank costs around $250,000 and can fit five people.
It's £2.20 per litre of paint from homebase and it'll take about two litres of pint per tank. After all, why would you keep your tank a boring green? much better to have the colours of the rainbow, or some burgundy. Something genuinely aesthetic.
So £4.40 per tank, and in dollars that's $5.92.
$102.04 per military uniform.
A Vipertel VTS-989 taser (or, tayser) delivers around 300 million volts and costs $18.99 per taser. It's one of the best tasers on the market.
How many swifties are there? Google sadly denied me that answer. Okay, so she has about 86.2 million Twitter followers. About 50% of those people won't be diehard swifties. However, about 20% of swifties won't be able to get on Twitter. So that's still about 60.34 million people.
An estimated 190,000 will probably join also because their friends are in it, they're told to, or they're scared of not being on the right side.
So 60.53 million.
(102.04 + 18.99 = 131.03) x 5 = 655.15
655.15 + 250005.92 = $250661.07 for five swifties, or $501,322.14 for 10 swifties.
$365 million divided by $501322.14 = roughly 728, x 10 (because ten swifties) = 7,280 swifties.
In the most basic of terms, 7,280 swifties can be kitted out with a taser and a full military uniform each, and every one of them will go into an M4 Sherman Battle Tank, which is of course painted in aesthetic colours.
That still leaves (60530000 - 7280 =) 60,523,720 swifties, who will have weapons from home.
Taylor Swift's house is apparently worth $25 million. This could buy fuel for the tanks, rechargeable batteries for the tasers, and a tank for Taylor. This could keep the tanks going for a fairly long time.
So Taylor swift has:
7280 swifties (with taser, aesthetic tanks and uniform)who can go into battle instantly;
60,523,720 swifties following behind in neighbour's cars, motorbikes, stolen double decker buses with their own weapons;
And fuel, food, and rechargeable batteries.
This could fight Sweden (10.34 million people) ten times, or being down many, many elephants.
Conclusion?
Taylor Swift army > Sweden
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