1. You don't have to pay tax.... Yay (it's not tax evasion, I swear)

You no longer get the benefits from tax, like healthcare and roads and shit.

2. People respect you more

People don't notice you more.

3. You get new ghost friends

Your new ghost friends are exactly like the ones you left behind

4. You're exactly like you were when you died!

You're exactly like you were when you died.

5. You don't have to go places any more

Because you can't

6. You can get into cinemas and stuff, free

You don't get snacks while you're there

7. You can be a nice, helpful ghost

Or you can wreck your own house and frighten the guests and basically just cry a lot at night, to annoy the family.

8. Children can see you!

Children can see you

9. You don't age

Because you can't. You're a teenager forever bud

10. If you died a teenager you'll forever be young, fairly fit and relatively good looking

You'll also stumble everywhere like a baby deer on newborn legs in an ice rink. Depends. Is it like that for girls? I mean, I'm a bloke and I tend to fall over a lot. My brain just cuts out for a second and I fall over or stop talking. Doesn't matter where, when, why. Middle of the lesson when you're standing at the front? Bop. Walking through a busy city? Bop. Standing on the top of the stairs and pretending you're superman? Booooooooooo- OH FUCK FUCK MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES *panicked breathing as you cling to the edge*. Some blokes, you see them walking around completely fine. And the girls all seem fine. There's no reason for you not to be able to master the art of walking, you think, as you take one step and slide gracefully to the floor.

11. You might have died in an interesting place

...or not

12. You don't have to eat food or drink anything

Because you can't

13. The afterlife exists!

Which means that nerd you slam-dunked into the toilets for looking at you funny will be there

14. You can learn everything and become a genius

....or you can stay at home and watch all the CDs you said you'd watch but didn't

15. Don't actually have one for fifteen but want to end on a 5

Ghosts are cool