The Author: me

The protestor: everyone else

Some cool and supportive people: Millie02468 (Millie, or arson friend)), safetaynet (Barney, or Clara), -queenofproblems (Audrey, or Watson, or Waston, or Bernard), -notwinchester (Estrial, or Norman),  -notapril- (April. Yes, just April.) , derrenrights (Derren, Maklov).

The person that I forgot to put in (but I swear they're a really nice person): whereissasha (Sasha)

Arson friend: Millie

In charge of the pickles: ...

The guy who got horrified when he realised there was nobody to be in charge of the pickles: me

The guy who had to calm down the guy who got horrified when he realised there was nobody in charge of the pickles: sasha

The guy who ran out to hire a guy to grow some pickles so they could help the guy who had to calm down the guy who got horrified when he realised there was nobody in charge of the pickles: Audrey

The guy who got hired to grow some pickles by the guy who ran out to hire him to help the guy who had to calm down the guy who got horrified when he realised there was nobody in charge of the pickles: April

The subsequent guy to get hired to be in charge of the pickles by the guy who ran out to hire someone to be in charge of the pickles that had been grown by the farmer who had been hired by the guy who ran out to hire someone to grow the pickles to help the guy who had to calm down the guy who got horrified when he realised there was nobody in charge of the pickles: barney

The guy who had to work this all out: norman

In charge of bread: ...

The guy who had to hit the guy who got horrified when he realised that literally nobody was in charge of catering and knock him out to prevent the entire thing happening again: the closest person with a shovel (Derren)

The person that probably read none of that: you

The people that clearly failed on the parenting front to raise a child like me: mr and mrs owen

The person reading this: just wanted to let you know that you should feel loved and supported whoever you are

Friends (but not in order of favouritism) (it's alphabetically I swear)

Great at funerals, pep talks and confusing people: April

The leader of HN, main ringleader, and probably one of the funniest: Audrey

Likes to give people nicknames: Owen (remember barney? remember Norman? remember Derren? remember Watson?)

Certified badass (and therapist but we don't talk about that): Sasha

Has a personality that's very similar to April and I often get their writing confused. Has an army of inflated cats (that will be mentioned in my next book, 101 inflated cat uses and recipes!): Barney

I don't really know them very well but they seem pretty funny and have a lot of accounts and survived earth's last meteorite: Norman

Arson friend, supportive, good at making people feel good about themselves, has goats (one of which is a demon) and POURS THE MILK BEFORE THEY PUT THE CEREAL IN: Millie

Well, that's the end of HN XI I guess.