Unicorns are actually rhinos.

You probably have heard this a thousand times before. My version is slightly different. 

Once upon a time, a meteor hit the earth, and wiped out the dinosaurs. On this meteor was a virus, called Con56. The 'Con' part stands for conscience, because as has happened many times, the virus evolved.

Over hundreds of thousands of years, this evolved into a strange, microscopic creature, with a thousand interesting skills and the potential to rule the world.

One day, something called a unicorn stood on it, and it was crushed to death.

The unicorn, of course, had no idea of what it had done. It was just a pony with a horn in its head, which was the result of a drunken bet. The pony carried on with its day, unknowing and just thinking about whatever ponies think about. I don't know. I'm just the narrator. Not a goddamn pony.

Anyway, in case you didn't know, *unicorns* are similar to snakes, in that they can shed their skin. In fact, that puts them into relation with Kahbages. 

*Unicorns* can shed their skin every few years. At the start, they basically look like a pony with a horn. Then, their legs shorten, a second horn pokes up, their tail shortens and their skin darkens and turns very thick. Behold, the stubby-legged pony.

Then they shed their skin, and the entire process starts again.

The stubby-legged pony (aka Revolting Horses Included (with) Narcism (and) Old (stubby legs)) or RHINO, are incredibly ugly. Some people think they're a different species entirely. Of course, there are many theories as to why they look so alike. For example:

The moulting theory, which you've just heard.

 The 'it's just a coincidence' theory, which says it's just a coincidence.

The 'fat out to fit in' theory, which talks about how rhinos hunt down and kill unicorns, and thus the unicorns had to 'fat out' and look like the rhinos, therefore passing well enough so the rhinos did not eat them- thus fitting in.

The 'bro' theory, which ended with the conclusion that they're just bros. They do it because they can.

The 'nonsense' theory; unicorns are not real, if they ever have been then there is very little chance that they are alive today. Therefore they cannot be related to rhinos, because they don't exist. (Obviously crap)

Many people take sides in this, and argue very fiercely. All of them have convincing statements and evidence.

Of course, I can't go on without knowing any of the full details. I don't know much about them. I'm just here to write, not to create. 

What do you think?