Prompt: Jake is stuck in a traffic jam and tells his boss he'll be late at work. But autocorrect has other plans and changed his message this way
"Stuck in a coffin, I'll be a bit dead".
Jake spent the rest of the commute trying to think of how to face his boss without dying of embarrassment.

"Can you believe the amount of dirt I had to climb through to get here?"
 
Boss- "You're just going to run this joke right into the ground, huh?"

 "Sorry, traffic was– Hey!"

 Boss- "Don't bone the big boys" *Walks away laughing*

Entry By: EllenFairyBlue4