Prompt: Me, trying to defend myself: I didn't mean to start a fire in the kitchen. I was just trying to cook dinner. Apparently, flames don't count as a seasoning.

What would be the funny reaction of his family to his?

"So, you were trying to cook dinner."

 "I just told you!"

 "With that makeup. In that outfit."They all glance at my 5" heels and mini tight dress, and I awkwardly laugh.

 "I just cleaned myself up a little to welcome the firefighter." 

 "What firefighter?"

 "You know!" I shrugged as if it was obvious.
"The hot firefighter who came yesterday when the fire broke at... the... neighbours..."

 Now I think dad might just start another fire with his eyes.

Entry By: Jadiinvine