So these conversations happened in the past few days. Since you guys loved her so much, I'll keep you updated with her wacko ideas. 😂😂 I can't wait to tell her about y'all soon. She will likely make a voodoo doll of me...

Momo: "I like the word extraordinary. And it's crazy that people actually take it as a compliment....like, NO. It means that something is ordinary.... In fact, It has so much ordinary in it, that it is EXTRA-ORDINARY. HAHAHAHA. GEDDIT?"

Me: "What the hell do you eat woman..."

*A while later*

Momo: *Introduces me to her friend* "This is my new friend E. She is thoroughly mediocre, and average."

Me: "Why you #&#$$..."

Momo: "Aw. Sorry babe. I meant, you're EXTRAordinary. *Smirks knowingly at me*

Me: "Congratulations. You just ruined an adjective. "

........

Me: *searching on a marketing case in my phone by painstakingly typing out a URL*

Momo: *Leans into my phone and presses the 'back' button repeatedly until the phone returns to home screen.*

Me: "Why?"

Momo: "I am the Goddess of destruction."
*Returns to chilling out with our Marketing professor who happens to be a Momo-fan*
.............

Momo: "Wanna hear a funny story?"

Me: "Sure."

Momo: "So my cousin just proposed to a girl he met on Clash Of Clans (The online Game)..."

(Can't tell you guys the whole story. But it is horrifyingly true. 😂 it didn't work out, but if they had gotten hitched, this wedding would have had a lot of thematic potential!!)
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Momo: "Do you lie at home about your whereabouts?"

Me: "Not really. I am a terrible liar anyways."

Momo: "I like it. You're clear..."

Momo: "...Like boiled water."

Me: "Life goals. Being compared to a liquid. Thanks."

........

Momo: *dead serious* "What if one day you wake up without limbs?"

Me: "I'll scream until somebody comes to help me pee and stuff."

Momo: "Oh OK. Good to know you have a plan...."

.........

Momo: "If you could have a superpower. What would it be?"

Me: *Ponders*

Momo: "Give me a lame answer, and I will hit you."

Me: "...errr...define lame answer.."

Momo: "The one you're about to say."
.........

Never a dull moment  😂 I have never pondered over so many crazy things before lunchtime. And I kept remembering that quote from Alice in Wonderland:

"Why sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"

Name one crazy theory that you have. The one you're too embarrassed to tell anyone!

(Momo and I share a crazy theory. It is that we're actually not smart at all, in fact we're retarded, and everyone else around us just pretends that we're "Normal" just like how we act when we come accross someone retarded, you know? How we don't let them know that they're not smart?) 

Have an EXTRAordinary day y'all. ❤😘

(photo credits: Momo)