Hanji: GUESS WHAT?

Jean: Hey, Hanji. What's up?

Hanji: I messed with Captain Levi's smart block! So now whenever he texts "tch" and "brats"— well, you'll see! And it isn't just "tch" and "brats"!

Levi: Morning, beautiful. What are you all doing up so early in the morning?

Jean: Beautiful.

Levi: I meant beautiful.

Levi: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?

Connie: Hanji did it!

Levi: Hanji, why?

Hanji: Because it's hilarious! Anyways, I replaced "brats" with "beautiful", as you all can see!

Levi: I love you.

Eren: What?

Levi: HANJI!

Reiner: I take it that was supposed to be "tch"?

Hanji: You got it!

Levi: How is it you all are so enthusiastic about these sexy things, and get up so early in the morning just to text, yet I can't get you up for training?

Krista: Uh...

Levi: HANJI!

Hanji: Sorry, what's sexy?

Levi: You know exactly what I mean, Four Eyes! S T U P I D.

Hanji: That's not very nice to say, Shorty.

Levi: I wasn't calling you sexy, I was calling the smart block sexy!

Eren: Hanji... what is wrong with you?

Levi: Hanji, I love you.

Jean: Whoa, wait— what!?

Levi: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY H A T E!

Hanji: This is just too good!

Levi: I LOVE TITANS

Levi: That was supposed to say M O R O N. Hanji, FIX THIS DUMB BLOCK.

Hanji: Okay, okay! I'll be right there!

Eren: Well, I'm glad I'm not Hanji. I wouldn't want to tick Levi off.

Levi: It would be wise of you not to.

Reiner: No joke...

Armin: If he can slay a Titan like it's no big deal, imagine what he could do to you.

Levi: Brat; tch; hate; moron

Levi: Its finally fixed.

Jean: But your autocorrect still doesn't seem to work.

Levi: Shut it, goddess.

Jean: What?

Hanji: My bad!

Levi: Brat.

Jean: Ohhhhh.

Sasha: This has been one amusing conversation!

Connie: You can say that again.

Mikasa: What does this button do?

Armin: That's the camera, and you took a selfie.

Jean: So hot...

Eren: What was that, Horse Face?

Jean: Nothing, Titan Boy.

Levi: Don't you two even start.

Sasha: My turn for a selfie!

Armin: Actually, that was a video.

Sasha: THE PICTURE MOVES!

Armin: That's what a video is.

Connie: Me next!

Jean: What's with that face?

Connie: I was trying to figure it out— I didn't mean to send that!

Jean: Watch a pro do this.

Eren: How did you do that?

Jean: That's just how clean my teeth are. They've not been tainted by human flesh.

Mikasa: He used this thing called an app.

Eren: I bet I can look just as good— no, better— without an app!

Krista: Aw, you look so cute!

Jean: Pff, he may look boyishly cute, but I'm a manly handsome. Right?

Reiner: Sure...

Krista: Reiner, why don't you send a selfie? Everyone else is doing it!

Sasha: Oh, there's Bertolt.

Reiner: Yeah, we're hangin'.

Krista: My turn!

Krista: Ymir took the picture for me!

Armin: She's an angel...

Jean: A goddess...

Reiner: One day my wife.

Krista: Wh-what?

Armin: Nothing!

Jean: Nothing!

Reiner: Nothing!

Levi: Would you stop spamming me?

Hanji: Take a selfie!

Levi: No.

Hanji: Take a selfie or I'll make you take one with me!

Levi: Tch.

Hanji: Sheesh, would it kill you to smile? Anyways, my turn!

Armin: Did you use an app, too?

Hanji: Oh, yeah! I was messing around with a new app.

Eren: Hey, Armin! It's your turn!

Armin: Hey, here's a moving picture that isn't a video. It's strange.

Levi: I hope you all are actually getting ready for tonight's occasion and aren't just goofing off.

Eren: I don't know about them, but I'm getting ready. Mikasa has been getting ready for who knows how long now. I'm getting off. See you guys there!

Armin: Bye, Eren! I'm getting off, too.

Hanji: I know exactly what I'm gonna wear! Bye, seeya there!

Reiner: Bye, Krista.

Krista: Bye, Reiner! And I'll see you all later tonight!