Wade Wilson is out of control Part 1

(but ​​without swearing)

People say I can't stop talking

And it's true, but I want you go...

Everyone to think what they want about me

I really don't care about the opinion

Of those who haven't lived in my shoes

That is, my own, my own self

And the many other selves from parallel universes

Relax, this project is for all ages

I don't intend to swear here

At least I'll try,

Because otherwise I'll break the Wattpad code of conduct

I could even say much more idiotic things, things with sex

I don't know, anything

But I bet with Parker, the Peter

That if I could behave just a little bit

He would get a milkshake from me

Sometimes I like to do charity and show off

I know, I know it's cringe

It's like asking someone out

And forgetting your ring

Or like if I ran a marathon and passed out at the finish line

And when I woke up I was in last place

As punishment for my lack

Of physical and mental capacity

I'm a cringe indeed

I like to talk, maybe I talk so much to fill an existential void

I want people to notice me, to pay attention to me, not avoid