Darkrai

Why was it the only time that strange things happened to you was at night? Was this just a thing that happened, or because you were married to the nightmare pokemon? Who really knows.

Rai hadn't seen Darkrai since dinner, so you were stuck too wondering where he was. It was close to his birthday... maybe something happened there.

While you were washing dishes a bang came along with cursing mixed inside. You untied your apron and went upstairs, opening the door slightly. "Darkrai sweetie... is that you?"

"Ah!" A voice cried out. "(y/n)?! D-Don't come in!"

He sounded panicked and worried, so of course you opened the door, only to laugh at him. His legs were tangled up in the blankets, along with his arms getting tangled in the work.

Rai came out from his room to see, laughing, and taking photos. "This is totally going on pokesnap!"

Darkrai growled dangerously. "Can you just hurry up and help me!"

You took a minute to recover and untie him from his nest of blanket. "Jeez, what were you even trying to do?"

He blushed and looked away. "Trying to be... sexy for you..."

"Aww! How cute!"

"Shut up!"

Dialga

Considering time is one of his powers, you would think he knew how to manage it well. Your own daughter was starting to worry about that dark aura around you.

"Mom... are you alright?"

You growled and laid down on the couch. "What is wrong with him?! Does he not like my dinner! It's his favorite and I wanted him to taste it!"

Dia looked at the clock too, worry about her father. "Maybe he got caught up in something? He is a legendary, so maybe it was something legendary related?"

"Well he better have a good damn excuse when he gets home!"

All through dinner you pouted, wondering where your husband went. Suddenly the door knob at the front door was jerking, and cursing was on the other side.

Dia looked scared as you grabbed a bat, slowly walking over towards the door, and slammed it open.

You would have brought the bat down, but it was Dialga, soaked head to toe in a tuxedo holding flowers in his other hand.

Dialga sighed deeply and pointed at the sprinkler. "Seriously, why do we have sprinklers that come towards the door?!"

You laughed and kissed his cheek. "Because they just love you."

Victini

For only one day, you let him gamble at the bar. Shockingly Victini didn't even want to go and you forced him too. It was strange for even you to force him to go.

Vic looked at the door while grooming his pokemon. "Are you sure dad will be alright on his own? You did say he could be greedy and take more money than he should."

You smiled and gently touched your son's shoulder. "Vic that was years ago." You looked at the door, a smile appearing with a warm memory. "Besides, when he came back to me as a human again, I knew he changed for the greater good."

Humming was on the other side of the door as you wondered who it belonged too. Vic looked tensed and backed away from the door.

When the door swung open as Victini strike a pose, down on one knee with a diamond ring in his hand. "(y/n), will you do me the honors and marry me again?"

You started to cry tears of joy and hugged him tightly too you. "Oh, my gosh! Yes!"

When you hugged him, the diamond ring fell out of his hand and shattered on the ground. Victini screamed and cried anime tears.

"It was a fake?! I-I thought that... guy told me the truth... a-a real diamond..."

You sweat dropped along with Vic. "It's okay... but make sure to know it was a guy who works at a jewelry store."

Latios

With the twins on a mission Latios was just gliding in the sky, dozing off with his thought trailing behind them in the clouds. He looked down at the house to see you were gazing up at the sky, with lazy calm eyes.

It gave him an idea as he went to the biggest cloud group he could find. He used his jet speed and started making letter from the cloud, and not even really paying attention to what he was spelling.

You looked up and smiled at the word, until the last word came. "I love my wife (y/n), but I like her boobs the most?!"

Latios came down to an angry you, but he was still calm about it which ticked you off. "What's wrong dear?"

"You like my boobs the most?!"

Latios looked up at the sky and nervously laughed. "Oops... I meant eyes... or soul... or was it arms?"

You growled and started whacking his head with a bat over his head.

Lucario

Your husband hasn't been seen for a whole day and left a note for you on the bed side table. It said to meet him in the forest tonight. Alone.

It still felt sketchy and Aura came along in case something bad happened. He stood next to your side, looking at the forest, seeing how creepy it looked at night. "Are you sure this is dad? Why would he have you wait an entire day just for you to come at night."

You looked at the note with the flashlight again. "I don't know. Your father is always strange and weird, even before you were born."

Aura nodded and agreed, without having to say anything to know his father has always been the weird one.

There were lights in the darkness, along with a man waving his arms around. "Honey! I'm here!"

You growled and speed up, stomping the ground as you got closer to him. Before Lucario could speak, you head locked him and slammed him to the ground. "What the hell were you thinking?! Disappearing for a whole day and only coming at night?!" You next grabbed him and shook him. "DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS?!"

Lucario passed out from all the shaking, limp in your arms.

Aura laughed and looked at the stuff his father had set up. "It looks like he was surprising you for a dinner in the woods."

You growled more and slammed him down one more time for good measures. "Jerk... making me worry like that..."

Yveltal

Was this a thing for husbands? Disappearing for no reason for hours without saying anything? If it was then millions of men would die every year.

Hope even tried calling him, thirty times, but he never picked up. "Strange. You would think dad would pick up after the tenth call."

You sighed and sat on the couch, flipping on the t.v. "Maybe he got sick of me since I'm a boring wife who does nothing but work her butt off to support her family..."

Hope saw the tears in your eyes and sprang into action, hugging his dear and loving mother. "No! That's not true! You're wonderful! No one could replace a wonderful woman like you!"

You stopped crying and smile for your son. "Y-you really think so? Even if I'm old...?"

Hope smiled and wiped the tear from your eye. "No one could replace my dear mother."

Suddenly, the window opened as Yveltal came in, holding a bouquet of flowers. "My dear and lovely wife! I have brought you lovely flowers to match the beauty inside your heart!"

You looked and cried tears of joy, hugging him tightly. "I knew it! You still do love me!"

Yveltal got too excited and lost control of his power. The flowers in his hands died as he gasped, sobbing inside. "N-NO!!! I WAS DOING SO WELL!!!"

Xerneas

He was ready for today since he had a week of planning. Secretly he had a mural of the first-time meeting each other painted by him around The Tree of Life.

You were busy cooking dinner when Berry came in, paint stains on her face with a wide smile across it.

"How was painting sweetheart?" You asked.

Berry smiled and took off her smock. "It was great! I got to paint in a new area!"

You tensed up, almost dropping the pan of boiling noodles. "Berry... I told you to stay around the area of trees we have near the Tree of Life."

"Oh- I did paint near The Tree of Life!"

You sighed in relief. "Oh, thank goodness."

Humming came from the other side of the room as your dashing husband came in. He was dressed nicely, long hair slick back, and bowed before you. "My dear and beautiful wife, can you follow me?"

You blushed and took his hand. "S-Sure..."

He led you around the back of The Tree of Life, pride beaming around him, until he gasped. The mural he painted was replaced with a different picture... and it look just brand new...

"Oh... so that's what Berry meant by near The Tree of Life." You mumbled.

Xerneas groaned and sank to his knees." The one time I let her paint where ever she wants... she paints over my painting..."

Palkia

Why were surprises only at night with your husband? Was it because he was either a dork, or just plain weird, or maybe it was because of space? Well we'll never know.

Pearl was in her room, watching some videos on her phone space related since that was the only thing she ever did watch on Poketube.

You knocked on her door. "Time for bed."

Pearl groaned and just threw the covers over her head, but the phone Illuminating through the blanket. "Fine. I'll go to bed when this video is over."

You smiled and closed her door. When you opened your bedroom door, you were blinded. Seriously, like you couldn't see anything.

Palkia had made tiny stars to give it a sexy dimmer glow while he laid on the bed, with only his boxers on.

"Are you ready for the beast to come out~?"

"What?! I can't see anything!"

When saying that you accidentally bumped into the closet, falling over and hurting the back of your head on the edge of the bed. Palkia rushed to your side after what he saw.

Hoopa

Working a hard day at the bakery can make a man do weird things. But maybe can make him go crazy in the head.

Hoop was finished with the last batch of dough and put it in the freezer to let them sit in overnight. "Mom I'm finished!"

"That's great!" You yelled back, cleaning the counter top. "Have you seen your father by any chance?!"

"No!" Hoopa yelled back. "I thought you knew where he was!"

Suddenly, the front door opened as you looked over, only to try and not burst out laughing. Hoopa had covered his arms and legs in donuts.

He leaned against the counter, wiggling his eyebrows. "Hey sweet cheeks~ Don't you just want to eat me right up? Don't worry, I won't make loud noises when you do."

You couldn't hold it back any longer and bust out laughing so hard you started wheezing. Hoop came to see what the noise was about and started laughing himself.

Hoopa bushes and tried covering himself. "S-Shut up!"

Arceus

He's had it planned since a month in advance with the help of his power, but he didn't check to see the outcome of his silly decision.

You were in the library and reading books, and checking over the twins to make sure they wouldn't claw at each other's throats. Sometime, being a mother felt like taking care of a pack of wolves.

Arceus was running late for the tea schedule he made himself. He was supposed to meet with you and drink tea, but he was thirty minutes late.

You anxiously tapped on the table, counting the number of taps in your head. "Kids, have you seen your father yet?"

"No," Jewel said.

"I have!" Life smile and pointed at a door on the far end. "He entered into that door! I don't know what's inside it, but he's been going in there for weeks."

You set your book down and walked over to the new door. Slowly, you opened it up. "Arceus...?"

A yelp could be heard along with the sound of ripping. You opened the door wide. "What is this?"

It was a favorite color of your taste, but Arceus blushed as you saw the work e he was doing. It was supposed to be a private room for the two of you, even with a huge bed in the middle.

Arceus rubbed the back of his head. "This was to be a secret until your birthday..."

Giratina

Sometimes you wondered if you should but a bell on your own husband. He would disappear without a single word, whether it was for business or not, and he's done this while you two were still dating.

Tina was in the living room playing video games. It was about some guy saving a princess... but with an evil pig like human being the villain...? It confused you a lot but you still bought your daughter the game she wanted.

It was the weekend and she's been in the house all day, so you tapped her shoulder. "Tina, do you know where your father is?'

She paused the game and turned to look at you, blinking a little bit. "I think he left the house to buy some stuff.... that's all I got. He was mumbling the rest under his breath. That's all I got for information."

The door knob rattled as Gira came in, gasping when he saw you. "I-I thought you were still at work...."

Your eyes widen at the.... clothing he was wearing. He had a pole with him, and some thin underwear. Tina eyes widen at the stuff as well as she turned her head to look back at the screen, pretending she didn't see anything.

You sighed and rubbed the side of your temple. "Honey... pole dancing...?"

"I... it's an exercise?"

Umbreon

Wasn't it just enough that both of your family members, but you, only liked to send time and energy at times. Sometimes you just wanted to break down and cry from all the craziness of the schedule you had.

Bre was making berry juice when you bend down to her level. "Where's your father? He's been gone for an hour, even two I think."

Bre sighed and moved away from you, hurting you inside a bit. "I don't know. I thought he was your husband, and that parents always knew where the other one was."

"Oh (y/n)~"

You jumped at Umbreon's voice and turned to look at the source. It was him, but he didn't see Bre in the room with you. He was half naked, the towel barely even covering the V-shape part that lead to down below.

Before Bre could turn around you covered her eyes in time. "Bre, this is something you don't want to see."

Umbreon finally noticed her and laughed with embarrassment, quickly leaving the room. You were blushing like mad, but Bre didn't say anything and continued to make berry juice.

Zekrom

At least Rom was at a sleepover, and not in a blackout. Since it was still winter you were freezing in your bed while Zekrom checked downstairs to see the problem. It's been an hour and your husband was an electric type, what was the holdup?!

Suddenly, the power came on. You smiled and hugged the blankets cover closer to you, but noticed the heat from the vent wasn't working.

"What the Hell?! Why are only the lights working?"

Zekrom came in with a smirk. "Because we're going to be warm tonight, by getting feisty~"

He crawled into bed and started attacking your neck in kisses, even going as to pinning down your body. At some point, you would have had sex with your husband, but vent warmth was more important.

You pushed him off and pointed to the circuit breaker. "Fix the heat. I won't even have sex you with until you fix EVERYTHING in this damn house!"

Zekrom sighed and went to work, his plan failing.

Deoxys

He really didn't know what sexy was, or even how to act it. He was hanging out with his friend, Rayquaza (it was a slow bonding friendship) and he dared Deoxys to see if he could get lucky from just being sexy.

He looked himself in the mirror, posing all different kinds of poses. "Hmmm... maybe this is how to be sexy?"

XY was passing by and looked, just quickly hurrying away. Deoxys smirked and kept the pose for you, knowing if XY was affected, then you could be affected.

You were reading a book when he posed in front of you. "Am I sexy now?"

You covered you mouth with the book and just nodded. "Yup.... totally sexy!"

Deoxys smirked and fist pumped the air. "Yes~!"