Edit by: Neha Kakkar (_khusiyaan_)

_khusiyaan_ as Neha Kakkar of FMC.

Yahaan wahaan galiyon mein
Dhoondhta phire dil
Uljha hai khud uljhaaye mujhko
Ek ishara wo isharein
Karta phire dil
Bahka hai khud
Bahkaaye mujhko
Yoon hi anjaane hi kabhi
Manaye roothe
Yoon hi bahane yeh kabhi
Banaye jhoote

VM by: Palak Muchhla (Angelangela08)

(Before we being, here Jaan is me, that is Amaya and special mention of Mysterious soul of FMC Mysteriouzz8. Also this introduction was before we started hiring the new members for FMC, so don't misunderstand or get dishearten when you don't find your nickname there.)

Jaan - di di utno na.

Me - huh....how can Japan enter in my dream.

Jaan- di mein dream me nhi hu apke ghar me hu

Me - are jaan ap yha are offfo apne mera dream todh diya.

Jaan - kya dream dekh rhe the di ap

Me - arey ghost ko bhaga rhi thi usne Hema ko dara diya tha aj.

Jaan - aise song sunakar ap bhaga doge ghost .

Me - nhi song ghost ko suna rhi thi phir woh khush ho jayega aur Hema ko chod dega. aisa maine kahi suna hai

Jaan - are wahhh aisa bhi hota hai! 

Me - nhi hota nhi hai par hamari Hema ke liye kuch bhi chalega.

Jaan - acha di ab ap utho na apka intro karana h sab se.

Me - are ha I'll just coming after freshen up.

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Jaan- hello di! toh shuru kare!? 

Me- haa bilkul but, musical commnuity has bhai toh thoda musical andaz mei! 

Jaan- Done! Toh shuru karte hai. 

Aap yha aye kis liye.

Me -  FMC ne bulaya isliye

Jaan- Aye hai toh kam bhi btayiye.

Me - reviewer ambassador designer hame bulayiye.

Jaan - di Zara apna naam toh btayiye.
Me - hame yha pukare shona saare. naam hai hamara neha jaane saare.

Jaan- di ap apne bare mein toh btayiye.

Me-  jai jai shiv Shankar
Kate lage na Kankar.
Ki piyala tere naam ka piya.
Lut jaungi Mar jaungi.
Jo FMC ne mujhe chod diya.
Ab ap ko pta chala ham kaise hai.

Jaan- nhi di 

Me- ham ek nautanki ya bole drama queen karti hu mein masti bolte hai sab mujhe didi.

Jaan- acha aur bataiye.

Me- khali khali khwaab hai
Na koi saheli na koi jawab hai.

Jaan - are di kya hua ham nhi hai apki dost.

Me -- are haa isi baat pe

Chinta Ta Ta Chita Chita Chinta ta ta.
Ek taraf hai jaan ,baby,gudiya
Ek taraf h babu Jo karti drama.
Kabhi hai woh karti Masti.
Kabhi karti hai Rona dhona.
Par full time uska hota hai modi se shadi ka gaana.
Chinta Ta Ta Chita Chita Chinta ta ta.

Jaan - aur bhi btayiye na.

Me- aur bhi hamari yaari.
Sumi hema aur ani nahar ki hai bari.
Sumi ka kya kehna chocolate nhi khati.
Hema hai gussa jab bulaye use bandariya
Ani ki nayi nayi yaari.
Nahar ki mein chocolate di bhi ban gyi re.
Chinta ta ta Chita Chita Chinta ta ta.
Sweety se hua rishta

Jaan- di ham sabke bare mein bataya aone bare mein nhi.

Me - apna hi bataya meri family se milaya.
Mein hu akeli nhi karti dosti yaari.
Par watty ne banaya meri family badi saari.
Mein hu possessive nhi karti Mara mari .
Par dosti ka rule h hamari.
Chocolate mujhe pasand hai isliye punishment hai tumhari.
Jab bolo sorry thank you har baari

Me - chinta ta ta Chita Chita chinta ta ta.
English na mein janu.
Hindi ko hi mein manu.
Bola tha hindi mein hamne.
Jab hua janam hamara.

Jaan - acha di ap ye itna musically kyu baat kar rahi ho.

Me- chinta ta ta Chita Chita chinta ta ta.
Song mein hai baat karni
Yhi theme hai hamara.
FMC mein aisa baat karna rule hai hamara.
Hamne hai jaana gaano mein de ishara.
Sabhi ko bulaye aur bataye kya.
Chinta ta ta Chita Chita chinta ta ta.

Jaan- ab ham chalte hai thank you for introducing yourself.

Me- chinta ta ta Chita Chita chinta ta ta.
Galti hai tumari thank you bola dekho is bari.
Ham nhi manange chocolate do hamari.

Jaan- ok di ye lo chocolate 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫 ab mein chali.

Me- abhi na jao chod kar ki dil abhi bhara nhi.😟😟😟😟

Jaan- di kya hua why getting upset.

Me-  ap ja rahi hu.

Jaan - di woh toh mein bas kam ke liye ayi thi ...are ha main ek question toh puchna hi bhul gyi.

Me- kya *sniffing* 🤧🤧🤧

Jaan - apne hamari club ke members ko  koi message nhi diya.

Me- message konsa message.

Jaan- FMC member ke liye.

Me- ohh let me think.

Chinta ta ta Chita Chita chinta ta ta.
Dekho mere yaaro galati na tum karna.
Warna meri jaan se tumko padega ladna.
Woh hai bhut sweet but rehti hai strict.
Hai woh bhut pyaari.
Par galati pe deti hai punishment bohot sari.
Kam ache se karna game ke liye idea tum lana.

From Amaya: Oh My goodness!!! 🙈🙈😂😂

Ambassador ka bhi yhi hota hai kam purana.
Designer ke liye bhi cover hai banana.
Are ye toh hai kam designer ka batana.
Editor bhi hai jugadu.
Kar dete hai ek dam se English ko sudharu.
Kam yhi h unka pada editor name tabna.
Reviewer ka liye hai book ka niharu.
Galati tumhe batau aur unhe mein sudharu.
Reviewer bhi dete marks hai jaise teacher lete class hai.
Sab se mil kar rehna aur kam mein na kanjusi karna.

Bas ab mein toh chali re mujhe ab padna.
Chinta ta ta Chita Chita chinta ta ta.

Jaan - di ye toh apne sabki job batayi message thodi hi diya.

Me- are ye jante hai kam apna kya hai .
Bas isi mein dil lagaye aur aage badte jaye.
Hame chaiye 💯 jaise maths ka koi sum.
Ham nhi le rhe exam par karna padega bhut kam.
Nhi hai ye koi mazak.
Dena padega hisab.
Karni padegi masti.
Par sath mein responsibility.
Nhi hai asaan bas hai badi masti.
Chinta ta ta Chita Chita Chinta ta ta.

From Amaya: The above lines are so true! 😂😂

Jaan - ok di ab bye.

Me- jaan ko karna hai ab aram.
Hame karna hai ab kaam.
Bhut hai mushkil nahi hai asan.
Pura din hai lagta banane mein covers aur banners.
Khate hai chakkar phir bhi likhte hai ham chapter.

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Taliyaaaannnnnn 👏👏👏👏👏

This was definitely new and I bet none of you imagined anyone's introduction will be like this, but i'm proud to say we have unique members! 

Di, i hope you come out of your difficult phase very soon and aunty will be fine soonish. You are strong and you are dealing with it so well. 

Everything will be fine, we just need to have some hope with god and he'll do miracles! 

FMC is waiting for its bubbly member to be bubbly again!

#Musiciophilas 
FMC 💙🎶