(Y/N) Your Name.

A Little Red Riding Hood Spoof.

Once upon a time, a young woman is leaving her home. She had reached the age where she'd be out on her own. She looks to her mother as she steps outside her house and her mother says, "I wish you a farewell, darling. Oh, and don't forget to visit your grandmother when you leave." You say, "I won't, mama. Love you." She says, "I love you too." 

That young woman... is you. Your name is (Y/N) Hood. You step off the porch and you hear her saying, "Oh, darling. Wait." You stop and you face her saying, "Yes, mama?" She says, "Stay on the path, alright? And be on alert for the Big Bad Wuggy." You say, "The Big Bad Wuggy? Who is that, mother dearest?"

She says, "He is a tall, fuzzy blue creature with razor sharp teeth, yellow hands and feet and red lips. Be aware if you see him. Run as fast as you can down the path to your grandmother's house." You say, "I will, mama. Bye now. I'll miss you." She says, "Goodbye, my darling." 

You take your things that you need and you walk through the woods. You walk along the path. You look around and you say, "Wow. The woods aren't too scary once you're in them during the daytime. It's quite beautiful actually. I'd like to believe that the Big Bad Wuggy isn't real, though." You shiver. You continue your way.

You suddenly see a big boulder near a stream and the sun is reflecting from the trees. You say, "Oh wow. It's... it's so beautiful. Oh, just one sit down. I know it's off of the path, but that rock looks so tempting to sit on. And the stream is glistening with delight from the sun. The flowers are pretty. The grass is luscious." 

You walk off the path and down the grassy hill. You sit upon the rock and you look at the stream. You sigh and you smile saying, "It's so beautiful." You're unaware of something lurking in the woods. It's a giant figure. They peek out from the woods and into the meadow where you're sitting. They grin and they chuckle.

You get up from the rock and you walk to a pile of flowers. You duck down and you say, "I'm sure grandmother would love some flowers. I'll pick some. These are so lovely." You begin to pick some flowers and you put them in your basket. You hum as you do.

The giant figure says this in a masculine voice, "Ooh, what a lovely sound from this being. I... Wait a minute." He notices something about you and he grins. He says, "Ooh, a lovely one, too.~" He walks out of the woods.

As you hum, you hear this, "Hello there." You hear a masculine voice and you look back to see a pair of long blue fuzzy legs. You look up to see exactly what your mother has described. You gasp and you say, "The... The Big Bad Wuggy." He grins and says, "I see you've heard of me." 

You say, "Please don't eat me?" He ducks down and says, "Oh, come now. I'm not as bad as your mother and or father make me out to be. I just live in these woods. Everyone will assume I'm a bad guy just because I live here and I'm a tall creature."

You look up at him. He smiles. You say, "So... You're not going to eat me?" He says, "No. Of course not..." He looks away mumbling, "Not for the time being." He looks at you saying, "My name is actually Huggy Wuggy. I used to give hugs. But my height had increased overtime and they deemed me a monster. I ran here to the woods and here I have remained. Nobody wanted a fifteen-foot-tall fuzzy creature hugging their children or anyone for that matter." 

You stand up to face the Big Bad Wuggy and he says, "Where are you off to, anyways?" You say, "I'm nineteen and have just moved out of my home. I'm getting my own place, but I'm going to visit my grandmother in the meantime." 

He looks away and he smirks and mumbles, "Nineteen. Perfect.~" He looks at you and says, "Hey. That's great. Have a good visit with your grandmother. I hope to see you soon..." You say, "(Y/N) Hood." He says, "I'll see you around, (Y/N). Maybe sooner." 

You say, "Goodbye, Huggy." Huggy turns away and walks back to the woods. He looks back one last time before walking into the woods. You grab your basket and some other stuff and you get back on the path. You continue your way to your grandmother's.

Huggy finds another way towards the direction of your grandmother's house. And since he's faster, he makes it to the location. He finds the house and he grins and chuckles. He rubs his hands together. 

He says, "Now I trick cutie Hood and disguise myself as the grandmother. Replace the old hag with myself. Anything to get that young minx near me.~" He approaches the house, opens the door, ducks down, crawls into the house and a scream is heard from an older woman.

As you walk down the path, you see a light. You walk towards it and you see that it leads out of the woods. You walk your way out of there and you see a familiar house that belonged to your grandmother. You smile and you say, "Finally. Made it to grandmother's house." You approach the house and you say, "I know she's expecting me." You open the door and you walk inside.

You close the door behind you and you look around. Something feels off, but you shrug. You walk to the table and you set the basket of fruit and flowers that you have on the table. You look up the stairs and you yell, "Grandmother! I'm here!" No answer. You yell, "Grandmother?!" Still nothing.

You say, "Hm. She must be taking a nap." You head for the stairs and you walk up there. You get to her bedroom door and you open it. You look inside and you see her. But something seems off about her. She looked... taller. A lot taller. But it also looked like she was tucking her long legs into the quilt she was under. 

You say, "Grandmother?" You're unaware that it's a certain blue creature from the woods who's dressed as your grandmother. You hear your 'grandmother' in a deep voice saying, "Come closer, my dear." You approach her and you say, "You sound different, grandmother." 

She says, "Ahem... M-my voice is hoarse. Sorry about that, dear." You say, "It's alright. I've got flowers and fruit for you. It's right downstairs." You look at her and you say, "Grandmother... Something seems different about you." She says, "Do tell what it is, my dear." 

You say, "My... what large eyes you have." She says, "All the better to see you with, my dear. And how you've grown to such a lovely young lady." You see that she... well, you see no ears and you say, "Grandmother... Where are your ears?" (Huggy doesn't have ears. That's why I did this. XD) 

She says, "Despite the lack of seeing ears dear, I can hear you perfectly well. Better than ever in fact." You say, "That's good. I..." You notice the teeth and you say, "My, what large teeth you have, grandmother." You suddenly see a large grin and you recognize the mouth. You gasp.

SHE says, "All the better to chew your insides out, my dear!" Now you're convinced. This wasn't your grandmother. They looked all too familiar now. The being gets up and gets the outfit off. Turns out it's the Big Bad Wuggy. Or Huggy Wuggy. He looks down at you with those eyes and that large grin with those razor-sharp teeth. You scream and you run out of there. 

Huggy screeches and he chases you. He ducks down and crawls out of there. You run downstairs, but he jumps down with his large height. You gasp and you run to a corner. You duck down and you say, "Oh shit! No... No, please?! Don't eat me!" 

Huggy ducks down and he screeches. You cover your face. He approaches you as he's down on his hands and knees and he crawls to you. Drool dripping from his mouth. You whimper and you hear him saying, "Ooh, look at you. So weak. Big Bad Wuggy likes that from a young hot one like you. I'm not going to EAT you.~" 

You hear this and you look at him. He extends his tongue and he licks his lips and pants as he looks at you. You say, "Oh dear god, no." You realize what he's up to and he grabs your leg. You gasp and you say, "No no no! Huggy, wait! You don't want to do this!" He drags you close and says, "And why not, huh?~" He pants as he looks down at you.

You say, "Is attempting to sodomize me really going to help you solve your problems?" He says, "What the hell do you mean?" You say, "You were driven away, right?" He says, "Yes. So what? I'll still take you right here while it's just us two! I need love and dammit, I'm going to get it!" He leans down and you say, "Wait! Not like this, Huggy!" He stops.

You look up at him and you say, "Be the Huggy Wuggy you once were. I knew you then. You were the most popular toy and mascot in our village when I was a kid. We loved you, Huggy. Forget about what others think of you... and be your old self again. Think about those day before you were banished to the woods. I know you weren't always evil. Be the Big GOOD Wuggy. Not bad."  

He gets up and sits back. He looks away and you see his expression change to a sad one. You sit up and you look up at him. You see his lips quiver and he sniffles. You say, "Huggy. It's okay. Let it out." He grits his teeth and he puts his hands up to his face.

You suddenly hear him sobbing. You get up and you approach him. You say, "Hey. It's okay. Hey... Can I get a hug? Huh?" He puts his hands down and he smiles and nods. He hugs you close and you hug him back. You smile, too. 

He reaches a hand down and he touches your butt. You say, "Huggy. No." He says, "Sorry." He moves his hand back up and continues hugging you. You stay like this for a little bit. Your grandma ends up making it back and she says, "(Y/N) dear. I..." She gasps. You look over and you say, "Grandmother?" 

She says, "Get away from that thing, honey! That's the Big Bad Wuggy!" You say, "No, grandmother! He's not bad! He's misunderstood!" She stops and looks at you. You say, "He was judged and banished into the woods for being too tall. It's not his fault he's so messed up. He just needs love is all." She sighs and says, "I see. Well mister..." 

Huggy says, "It's Huggy Wuggy. Uh... S-sorry for chasing you out." Your grandmother says, "Very well. If you'd like to be this creature's friend (Y/N) dear, then I'm fine with it." You say, "Thank you, grandmother... There's a basket of flowers and fruit for you on the table, by the way." She smiles and says, "Awe. How thoughtful. Thank you, deary. Both of you stay for supper." You and Huggy smile.

(I'm about to put the ending in the stupidest way possible and way off the subject of my Red Riding Hood parody. Watch out. XD)

What happens is, you and Huggy Wuggy end up a couple. You get married and you live in a castle. You become pregnant and you poop out about nine children... There's only one boy and he looks just like Huggy Wuggy, only purple.

(End.)