Amber's POV:

I ended up buying them burgers and Subway sandwiches along with some Starbucks because I'm nice like that.  Also, it was really smart of me to steal my friend's unlimited credit card, so I could buy whatever weapon I want along with all the food I want.

"I'm back guys, can you clear off the---" I stopped abruptly, seeing a security guard questioning Astrid.  "What is going on over there?"

This is actually bad.  They never interrogated me for bringing a machete, staff, combat knife, katana, throwing knives, shurikens and a magic labradorite necklace in here before.

I placed the food on a table beside them and waited for the right moment to interfere.

With the Dragon Riders

Normal POV:

A security guard approached the Riders. 

"Excuse me, miss." he said to Astrid.  "But, axes are not allowed in the mall.  This is a no weapons zone."

Ruff and Tuff hid their knives in a bag that Amber gave them while Hiccup subtly placed his dagger in his sleeve.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Astrid said.  "Um, this might sound weird, but do I know you?  You sound familiar."

"You need to give me your weapon and I will have someone give it to you when you are leaving." (Why does that sound like a teacher?  idk, just go with it) He ignored Astrid's question.

"Hi guys, is everything all right here?" Amber asked.  The guard visibly flinched when Amber approached.

"Did you get the food already?" Snotlout asked.

"Yeah, it's on the table over there."

"Yes!!" Ruff and Tuff jumped up and brought the trays over, completely ignoring the security guard for the time being.  The guard looked at them, baffled.

"Astrid, where's your axe?" Amber asked.

"Oh, he took it." she pointed at the security guard.  "Said it was a no weapons zone or something."

"Huh, well that's funny because the last time I was here, I had a quiver on my back and several knives strapped to my arms, legs and hip and they didn't confiscate the weapons.  And plus, I had my big group of friends who were each armed to the teeth and they didn't have any trouble." Amber said and she suddenly pulled the hat off the guard.  "Well look who it is.  Trait--I mean, Trader Johann."

"Johann?!" the Dragon Riders said in disbelief.

"You got trapped in the swirling black hole of death as well?" Fishlegs asked.

"I told you to stop lingering around my house after I send away Vikings and Dragons!" Amber started to drag Johann away to Thor knows where while the Dragon Riders stared after her in confusion.

"Master Hiccup, help me!!"

"Hiccup, don't." Amber said as she shoved Johann head first into a plant pot.  She then froze him in Bweilderbeast ice and left him in the freezer in Dairy Queen.  "You traitorous imbecile, stay there unless you want a one way ticket to Valhalla."  She came back holding ice cream and an assortment of throwing knives.

"I regret agreeing to coming here with that crazy girl." Snotlout said.  "Why are we even here?  I miss Girl Hookfang."

Hookfang the Komodo dragon blew a tiny stream of fire in his face.

"What the--?  He can breath fire?!"

"Heard that." Amber said.  "Now, I need to go buy stuff for my friends for Christmas."

"What's Christmas?" Fishlegs asked.

"In the Viking world, it's called Snoggletog." Amber said.  "Astrid, you would know, wouldn't you?  I mean, you did place a bunch of gronkle eggs in people's helmets as gifts."

"How did you---?"

"I will show you Gift of the Night Fury when we go home."

"What is this pink drink?" Ruff asked, holding up a strawberry acai refresher from Starbucks.

"It's a refresher." Amber said.  "And it's mine."

"Is it good?" Tuff asked.

"Yeah, you have one."

"Why is mine in an opaque cup?" Astrid asked.

"Because I got you a latte."

"What's a latte?" Hiccup asked.

"A drink with coffee and milk. You got one as well."

"What is coffee?" Fishlegs asked.

"You have much to learn, don't you?" Amber muttered.

In Michael's craft store (that's my favorite store ever)

"NOOOOOO.  Tuffnut Laverne Thorston, take me back there RIGHT NOW!!!  I NEED MY WIRE AND YARN!!!" Amber shouted, getting strange looks from the employees.  "There's also only a few left and I 'm running low on supplies."

"You said that you were only browsing." he said and got Ruff to tie her up with some rope.  "And you said that in the past five stores."

"I hate you." she said, pointing at him

"I hate you too." he said.

"Oh shut up." she got up and walked out the door, but not before darting back in and returning a minute later with two bags of yarn, wire and Copic markers.

In the weapons shop

"Wow!!!!" the twins looked around in awe.

"So many sharp, pointy blades!" Ruff said and grabbed a short sword that had a blue glow on the blade.

"Hey, how'd that get there?" Amber asked and took it.  "I guess I forgot to return it to him.  Oops."

"Return what to who?" Snotlout asked.

"My friend." Amber said.  "Left his sword here by accident."

"If your friends are anything like you, then I don't wanna meet them." he said.

"Stop being a scaredy cat." Amber said and left the shop with the twins, who were holding new double ended spears.  "Consider those spears an early Snoggletog gift."

While Amber, the twins and Snotlout are looking at weapons

Hiccup, Astrid and Fishlegs were in Chapters. (this is my fantasy, perfect version of Chapters, so it will mainly have HTTYD stuff in it)

"Excuse me." an employee said.  "But if you like HTTYD so much to the point where you're cosplaying as them, I could show you the books and merchandise."

"Sure." Astrid said.

They were brought to a shelf of Toothless plushes, shirts and lots of other HTTYD things.

"Wow, we sure are popular here." Fishlegs said.

"Yeah." Hiccup said. "Hey, look.  It's me on the cover of a thin box!"

"That's the HTTYD 2 DVD." the employee from earlier said.  "It's actually our last one in stock"

"So we should wait for Amber because she has all the money." Astrid said.

"I'm here." Amber said.  She had several bags and the twins and Snotlout were carrying more boxes.

"Why do you have so much stuff?" Hiccup asked.

"It's Christmas/Snoggletog gifts."

"I see." Fishlegs said.

"Are you ready to leave?" 

"Yeah, we want to buy this HTTYD 2 DVD." Hiccup said.

"OK!" Amber balanced the bags on her left arm and paid for the DVD.  "Now we can go."

"Are you going to tell us the difference between coffee and lattes now?" Snotlout asked.

"Uh, no." Amber said.  "I'm going to go watch Battle of the Five Armies extended version and cry a lot.  Goodbye."

A door slammed somewhere upstairs and the Dragon Riders were left in the living room with a bunch of boxes and bags filled with dangerous things that could potentially endanger life.

"So, what should we do now?" Tuff asked.

"I have an idea that involves spying on Amber while she watches the Five Armies battle." Ruff said.

"OK, let's go!!" the twins and Snotlout ran upstairs to do what they should not be doing.

"Should we tell them that she probably has traps in front of her room, wherever it is?" Astrid asked.

"Nah." Hiccup said.

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Shoutout to Viggo_Ghost for getting the reference in the last chapter!! It was in Family Matters and Astrid said, "where did you get a book?"