====>Gary : I think I will invite Carley to a bar, order wine, and get a bloody nose because an alien man child appeared from his space ship - Suggested by DateNight123

This. Is. A. Horrid. Idea. You've had PLENTY of bad ideas before. But not as much as this... ilk. Your HEAD HURTS a lot now. But then again, this is a trivial thing, which you get stressed out about often.  Usually, Naia helps you out with this. So, you decide this would be a good time to start chatting to her again. However, she may not even be awake. And if she isn't, you could disturb her. But you require assistance. 

-----May Ninth, 5:09 AM---

Today at 5:09 AM, SpriteMixtureAlpha : Naia. Are you there?

Today at 5:09 AM, SpriteMixtureAlpha : I doubt you are.

Today at 5:09 AM,unbelievableCharity has been set to Do Not Disturb. All messages sent to them will not be received until after this mode is disabled.

Today at 5:10 AM, SpriteMixtureAlpha : Thanks for the UNBELIAVBLE CHARITY you just displayed to me, Naia. Keep up the good work. Which you will do anyways. <3.

That didn't work out so well. Lets try someone else. How about... well, he's the only one online. He is extremely annoying, but you may as well try ANYONE at this point.

-----May Ninth, 5:11 AM-----

Today at 5:11 AM, SpriteMixtureAlpha : Now. This is not the time for games. I require assistance, help, and care. My girlfriend is not responding to my attempts at prodding her for care. So you must be the substitute. Because you are the only one online. I hate to ask you this.

TOday at 5:17 AM, SpriteMixtureAlpha : You... there?

This is stupid.

Today at 5:53 AM, SpriteMixtureAlpha : I give up. You are HOPELESS. 

Very stupid. Suddenly, you heard sirens right outside your house. You peek out your window, and flinch as you see a very bright red light. You shut the blinds almost immediately, and come to the conclusion that it was the police.

Today at 5:54 AM SpriteMixtureAlpha : The... police? Why are they in the street? Be right back. Hopefully not.

-----SpriteMixtureAlpha has changed their status to Idle.-----

You leave your full house apartment, hoping to not wake your parents.

-----6:24 AM-----

Today at 6:24 AM, PonyKicker2332rekciKynoP : lol man are you drunk??knurd uoy era nam lol

====>Gary : Be PonyKicker2332rekciKynoP.

This.... is.... you are not "being" PonyKicker23. Thats right. We are just IGNORING the second half of your name, and by extension, your mirrored typing style.