So one time in this land called france there was a girl named Wenchester. She actually went to an EVIL PALACE called Albert Einstinner EVIL PALACE of <i>EEEVVVVIIIILLLLLL<i/> and so she went in and discovered AGHOST (DUN DUN DUNU NDUNUNUDN UDNUDNDU NDUDN UDNDU NDUNDUDNU NDU) and the ghost was a ghost of Alber Einstinner. They loved eachother and was lovingly loved by Alver Einstinner and Wencheter Retsehcnew. And they had a babby named Welber Einstinner, but then an a evil guy named Gilford von baggans showed up and tied them up with a rope! But alber was a ghost so scared Gilford and gilfrod ran away FFFOOORRREEEEVVVVEEEERRRR and everyone sang                       Munchkins

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!



Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.

Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,

Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.

Let them know

The Wicked Witch is dead!

Mayor

As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Barrister

But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor

To see?

Barrister

If she

Mayor

If she?

Barrister

Is morally, ethic'lly

Father No.1

Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2

Positively, absolutely

Munchkins

Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.

And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor

Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants

Barrister

If any.

Mayor

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!                                                                AND EVERYONE WAS JOYOUS AND MADE LOTS OF HAPPY SPARKLE FRIENDSHIP RAINBOWS AND LUAGHED! But then it turned out the ghost of alber einstinner was fake! And Alber Einstinner ACTUALLY DIDN'T DIE!!! He was alive the whole time! But then the two blew up and all that was left was Welber Einstinner , a boy.