SO HE MADE AN INN AND WAS GETTING A LOT OF MONEY MONEY! SO HE DECIDED TO NOT HIRE ANYONE!!! DUN DUN DUN! SO NOW HE WAS GETTING ZERO MONEY AND HE WAS SAD BUT HE ALREADY HAD LIKE, 2MILLIONYEN AND SO THEN HE DECIDED TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANOTHER WAR, AND THERE WAS. A VIETNAM WAR IN VIETNAM... WHILE A WAR... THAT WAS IN VIETNAM WAS GOING ON! SO HE WENT THERE AND DECIDED TO JOIN THE NOT-VIETNAM ARMY AND SO HE DID AND HE WAS THE WINNER OF THE WAR. ALBERT EINSTINNER GOT A LOT OF NEW MONEY AND HE HAD 999 TRILLION YEN. BUT SOMEHOW IT ALL BURNED BECAYSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOMBED HIS INN!!!!!!!! AND SO HE CRIED. 50 YEARS LATER HE WAS 99 AND HE WAS ALMOST 100 BUT HIS BIRTHDAY WAS 00:00 JAN 1ST AND THEN HE DIED AT DEC 31ST AT 23:59 AND SO HE CRIED IN WHATEVER SPIRIT WORLD HE WENT TO.