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Place: Las Vegas, Nevada. Summer of 1996.
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Arthur Weasley.

POV: Severus Snape.

All four of us were at the counter checking into the Caesars Palace Hotel. I was completely dreading this weekend because I knew how these three wankers acted outside of their homes. They all insisted I have a bachelor party before Hermione and I got married in a couple of days. Hermione thought it was a good idea as well, so for her, I obliged.

Arthur began to address the hotel clerk checking us in while I signed the proper paperwork.

"Ma'am, I'm sure you get this question a lot. But is this, is this Caesar's Palace?" While pointing to the floor. "When did he finish it?" Arthur asked with such intent on knowing the full truth of history behind Caesar. And his "Palace."

"Ignore him please, ma'am." While I turned and gave Arthur a death stare to shut the hell up.

Lucius requested the executive suite and paid for it all in Muggle cash. The room had 4 bedrooms 4 bathrooms, a lounge, a bar, and a hot tub. We all decided to get changed into proper Muggle attire and meet back in the lounge before going out for the night. I walked into the lounge and all three were sitting waiting for me.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Sexy Sevy in the house!!" All 3 cheered.

I rolled my eyes and joined them.

"Okay, can we get this over with?" I groaned. Then I noticed Arthur wearing a god damn Fanny Pack.

"Arthur you can't be serious? You can not wear that out tonight?!" Pointing to the ridiculous item.

"What?" "This?" Arthur was so serious. "This is my satchel! It holds everything! It's alright all the muggles wear them! That's what the vendor told us outside!" Arthur beamed. "The vendor Muggle also told us a man named Indiana Jones wears one!" He proudly touched his fanny pack again.

"Now, Sevy, we are going to have a great time tonight! You just pull that stick out of your ass Hermione stuck up there and you'll have a good ole time!" Albus bellowed and I almost punched him in the face.

Arthur yelled "Oh! Wait! I have a surprise before we leave!" He went to the bar and grabbed 4 shot glasses and a huge bottle of fire whiskey. He gave us each a shot glass and poured the liquor into each one for us.

"To The Wolf Pack!" Arthur yelled as we clinked our shot glasses to meet in the middle.

"Do we have to be called "The Wolf Pack?" I cringed saying it aloud. We drank our 6 refilled shots that Arthur kept making us drink and headed out the door.

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The Next Morning...

I woke up on the marble floor with my face buried in a half eaten pizza.

I sat up and wiped the pizza juices off of my face with my shirt and realizing I had the worse headache and hangover of my life.

I stood up slowly and to my horror I saw the damage we caused to the executive suite.

The entire room was trashed. Tv's broken, liquor bottles everywhere, confetti everywhere, food spread out all over the counters and floor. The hot tub was on with sex blow dolls swimming around aimlessly.

I then saw Albus asleep lovingly holding a giant plastic blowup penis in his arms resting his head on it. He also was adorned with hot pink feather boa's wrapped around his neck.

Next to show their face was Lucius. He was escorting his "escort" to the front door and kissed her goodbye while spanking her ass to leave.

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!UGGGGHHHHH!"

Arthur came screaming into the lounge like a ten year old girl, completely naked with his wiener and carrot hair failing around like a god damn building on fire.

"Severus there's a tiger in the bathroom!!"

"Arthur put some god damn pants on!" I yelled at him.

"Pants at a time like this!" Arthur replied looking around for a pair.

Albus had awoken and informed us on the tiger.

"Relax! It's Siegfried and Roy's Tiger. I told them I'd watch it for them today." Albus smiled and yawned. "Don't you remember?"

"NO!" All 3 of us yelled at him.

"God dammit Albus did you fucking Rufee us again?!" I spat I was so angry.

"No, no, no of course not." Albus smiled and took a drink of champagne out of the bottle on the table in front of him then set it on his lap. Next Pointing a finger to Arthur.

"HE DID!" BAWWHAHAHA!!"

So innocently and defensive Arthur was turning red. "Albus I did no such thing!" Addressing Albus putting his hands on his hips.

"Sweet Arthur, do you remember the Muggle vendor from last night we met before? Well he wasn't just a vendor. He was a drug dealer too!" Albus choked he was laughing so hard.

"But Albus! He said those were skittles!! We were going to taste the rainbow! Muggle candy!"

"Well some of us tasted the rainbow!" Albus turned to look at Lucius and winked at him.

"God Dammit Albus!" I yelled and held my head remembering my headache. "No one yell anymore my head is fucking killing me!"

"What are we going to do with the tiger?!" Arthur asked me in a high pitched voice.

"Calm down just get your wand and put a stunning spell on it. We'll take it back to, who Albus?"

"Siegfried and Roy's. We saw their Magic Show last night!" And hollered in laughter.

Arthur was looking around the room frantically looking for his wand. "Wait, where is my wand?!?"
"Where's my wand?!" He screamed running into his bedroom.

"Stop panicking Arthur you're fucking killing me!" I yelled after him.

Then I realized I didn't see mine either.

Lucius took off to his room and came back a blubbering idiot "I don't know where mine is either!!" He curled up into a fetal position on the floor rocking back and forth crying like a baby.

Albus was laughing hysterically at us all while waving his elder wand in the air taunting and teasing us that he still had his! Arthur was screaming again.

"Molly is going to kill me!"

I grabbed Arthur's shoulders and shook him "Cut the shit!" "We are going to find our wands! We just have to back track to where we were last night!"

"Albus is going to help us because it seems he's aware of all the events that took place! Drugs don't affect him apparently!"

Albus pointed at me and winked and sucked his teeth in the corner of his mouth in agreeance at my statement.

"Tell us everywhere we went Albus, so help me." I warned him.

"Well, first we went to Nobu to eat sushi. Then we went to Siegfried and Roy's show where we picked up the tiger. Then we went to the strip club for Lucius." Lucius immediately sat up and smiled. I rolled my eyes knowing damn well I didn't want to go to a fucking strip club. Hermione is going to be so upset with me.

"Then we went to the XS club to dance for Arthur and he fell into the pool." Albus laughed again. "It was quiet a night." He looked out into the window reminiscing.

"Well let's get dressed and go look for our fucking wands! What are you waiting for?!"

We got dressed and headed downstairs first to the sushi restaurant named Nobu. Sure enough my wand was floating in the fish tank being attacked by an angel fish. I waited till the crowd was gone and called for my wand. "Accio Wand." It flew out into my hands. Next, the god damn strip club to find Lucius' wand.

We hailed a taxi and the four of us piled in. Albus sat in the front next to the driver. Albus started singing.

"Blame it on the goose,
                             Got you feeling loose,
                            Blame it on Patron,
                           Got you in the zone.
                           Blame it on the a a a a a Alcohol
                          Blame it on the a a a a a Alcohol..."

"Shut the fuck up Albus!" I yelled at him.

Lucius and Arthur were fighting again.

"Weasley you know Molly's carpet matches the drapes! That shit is as redder than my morning whore's ass I spanked all night last night!" Lucius wailed in laughter.

"Shut it Malfoy!"

I felt like a god damn babysitter. "I'm never doing this again," I said aloud while thinking Hermione please please forgive me.

We finally arrived at the strip club we evidently went to last night. We walked in and Albus took my arm to whisper "don't worry Sevy. You sat in the corner looking at your picture of Hermione the whole time. You slapped away anyone who came up to you." He smiled and walked ahead of me. I was grateful.

Lucius acted as if this was his home away from home.

A woman came up to us and kissed Lucius on the mouth. He didn't pull away from her until she stopped kissing him.

"Well, hello...uh, um." He paused. And the woman spoke up.

"You don't remember my name Lucius?"

"Bunny?" "Does that ring a bell?" She smirked and looked at his crotch.

"Oh, Bunny! I could never forget you!" Lucius hugged her into his body.

"We had quiet the night didn't we Lucius?"

He looked confused but smiled that dumb looking smile he always had around women.

"We had fun with our wands last night didn't we?" She smiled again pulling out Lucius' wand out of her bra and handed it to him.

Lucius responded with a question "Our Wands?"

"Oh Lucius yes! All of our wands."

She then pulled up her skirt and hanging down like an elephant trunk was a man's penis.

"You let me orgasm inside of you Lucius it was so special!" She stroked his cheek with her hand.

"Well Bunny thank you for giving me back my wand. We must go." And Lucius took off at a full speed bee lining to the door. We followed him trying to control our emotions. When the door closed behind us we fell over laughing into oblivion.

Lucius screamed at us to shut up! And yelled "You better not breathe a word of this weekend to Narcissa!"

"Oh relax, Lucius!" Albus winked at him.

We finally found the strength to stop laughing to go hail another cab to find Arthur's wand at the XS nightclub.

We walked into the nightclub straight towards the pool and sure enough we saw Arthur's wand at the bottom of the pool wrapped in a thong.

The owners were staring at us then finally turned around to go back to work. Arthur called for his wand out of the water "Accio Wand!"

His wand landed right in his hands still attaching itself to a bright pink thong. He pulled it off with a repulsed look on his face.

"Disgusting, where is my Muggle hand sanitizer?" Arthur mumbled.

We all piled back into the taxi to go back to Caesar's Palace still teasing Lucius about his affair with the tranny stripper.

Finally walking into our room we sat on the couch in the lounge. We told Dumbledore he was going to handle the tiger since he was "Besties" with Siegfried and Roy.

"Alright," Albus agreed. "But I got a table on reserve for us at 5 O'clock sharp to play black jack!

He stunned the tiger and apparated to wherever Siegfried and Roy lived.

Albus got back and joined us on the couch again and Arthur walked in holding photos.

"Guys, I found more evidence from our evening last night."

We looked through the horrific pictures. Arthur was doing laps naked in the pool with that god damn fanny pack still on at the XS Club. Pictures of Lucius and that tranny stripper banging him from behind. Albus was naked doing the splits upside down sliding down a stripper pole in the strip club. I was chugging an entire bottle of Jaegermeister? Then there was a stripper who came up to me and I kicked her away with my foot. There were pictures of us at the Magic show making fun of Siegfried and Roy's magic tricks.

"These pictures are going up in flames." We lit our wands and put the pictures in a trash can and set them on fire.

I called Hermione on the hotel phone. She was at her parents home and I wanted to tell her everything...

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