shitpost meme
BASED OFF OF THE VIDEO
What REALLY happened at the Mutuals Meeting.
Deacon: *Falling down to the site with elevator music* *finally lands*
Deacon: "Ight who finna get assigned today"
*Shows a headshot of Brother Ermine*
*Better Call Saul starts playing*
Brother Ermine: "Your Mother~"
Deacon: "Oh lord your gonna get assigned with yo delusional brother"
Brother Ermine: "Yo chill! I keep the economy going!~ without me yall finna be broke!"
Deacon: "Bro get yo Moth Hands lookin a$$ off me."
Brother Ermine: *In a weepy voice* "Shut up..~" ;(
Deacon: "Yo, Ms.Birdie or whatever your name is. Where's Reaper. Don't tell me he died.."
Ms.Peacock: *Strings down a Violin* "Bro..you gotta be dumb to think that."
*All lights shut off*
*A fox like hand is placed on Deacons shoulder*
*FOXGLOVE RIZZZZ!!*
Foxglove: "Damn..."
Deacon: "GET YO GAY A$$ HANDS OFF MY SHOULDER"
Foxglove: *Turns around* *OHHHH MAH GAWD* "I don't feel like it.."
Deacon: "Do you ever feel anything?"
Foxglove: *Vine Boom* "Damn..that was deep. Ima give him that one"
Deacon: "You mad cuz you b¡tch didn't want yo a$$?"
Foxglove: "KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR F+CKING MOUTH"
Deacon: *Punches Foxglove so hard his chin bleeds*
*DEACON RIZZ!!*
Foxglove: *Wipes the blood off of his chin* "Damn Shawdy you stronger now?.." *VINE BOOM*
Deacon: "Keep that gay sh¡t to yourself."
Ms.Peacock: "Dude. Brother Blackout was summoned here first. What is y'all doin'?"
*Brother Blackout walks behind Brother Ermine*
Brother Blackout: "I like men." *MEGA VINE BOOM*
Foxglove: "Same~"
Deacon: "What am I doing with my life"
*Endeavor, summoning some of his fire on his hand*
Endeavor: "Sketcher has retired now."
Foxglove: "Damn.~"
Deacon: "Yo. Shut. Up."
Endeavor: "Quiet You Too. Okay...back to what I was saying..YALL ARE TRASH. *Vine Boom* Completely IGNORANT. *Vine Boom* STILL HAVEN'T FOUND REAPER YET. PEICES OF DECOMPOSED SH¡TS."
Brother Blackout: "Yo Bro. Careful with your words. Remember? I am the brother of Ermine who Ermine single-handedly oneshoted a feared mafia leader."
Endeavor: *FLABBERGASTED* *Goofy Ahh noises* "Alright 2x I take back those words.."
Brother Blackout: "Yeah that's what I thought."
Deacon: "Damn..bros got balls."
Brother Blackout: "Something you don't have."
*BROTHER BLACKOUT RIZZ!!*
Deacon: "What?" *Balls drop to the floor*
Deacon: "MY BALLS!"
Foxglove: "Yo what are these?"
Deacon: "DON'T YOU F+CKING DARE TOUCH THEM" *Kicks Foxglove*
Brother Blackout: "Deacon...you took this too far."
Deacon: "THE F+CK DO YOU MEAN?? YOU LITTERALY CUT MY BALLS OFF"
Brother Blackout: "Deacon...you never touched a woman in your life." *Vine Boom* "Why do you need your balls?"
Deacon: "I'm gonna f+cking kill you.." *MEGA VINE BOOM*
Brother Blackout: "Yeah good luck with that." "Anyways..yall wanna hear some fire sh¡t?"
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top