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BASED OFF OF THE VIDEO

What REALLY happened at the Mutuals Meeting.



Deacon: *Falling down to the site with elevator music* *finally lands*

Deacon: "Ight who finna get assigned today"

*Shows a headshot of Brother Ermine*

*Better Call Saul starts playing*

Brother Ermine: "Your Mother~"

Deacon: "Oh lord your gonna get assigned with yo delusional brother"

Brother Ermine: "Yo chill! I keep the economy going!~ without me yall finna be broke!"

Deacon: "Bro get yo Moth Hands lookin a$$ off me."

 Brother Ermine: *In a weepy voice* "Shut up..~" ;(

Deacon: "Yo, Ms.Birdie or whatever your name is. Where's Reaper. Don't tell me he died.."

Ms.Peacock: *Strings down a Violin* "Bro..you gotta be dumb to think that."

*All lights shut off*

*A fox like hand is placed on Deacons shoulder*

*FOXGLOVE RIZZZZ!!*

Foxglove: "Damn..."

Deacon: "GET YO GAY A$$ HANDS OFF MY SHOULDER"

Foxglove: *Turns around* *OHHHH MAH GAWD* "I don't feel like it.."

Deacon: "Do you ever feel anything?"

Foxglove: *Vine Boom* "Damn..that was deep. Ima give him that one"

Deacon: "You mad cuz you b¡tch didn't want yo a$$?"

Foxglove: "KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR F+CKING MOUTH"

Deacon: *Punches Foxglove so hard his chin bleeds*

*DEACON RIZZ!!*

Foxglove: *Wipes the blood off of his chin* "Damn Shawdy you stronger now?.." *VINE BOOM*

Deacon: "Keep that gay sh¡t to yourself."

Ms.Peacock: "Dude. Brother Blackout was summoned here first. What is y'all doin'?"

*Brother Blackout walks behind Brother Ermine*

Brother Blackout: "I like men." *MEGA VINE BOOM*

Foxglove: "Same~"

Deacon: "What am I doing with my life"

*Endeavor, summoning some of his fire on his hand*

Endeavor: "Sketcher has retired now."

Foxglove: "Damn.~"

Deacon: "Yo. Shut. Up."

Endeavor: "Quiet You Too. Okay...back to what I was saying..YALL ARE TRASH. *Vine Boom* Completely IGNORANT. *Vine Boom* STILL HAVEN'T FOUND REAPER YET. PEICES OF DECOMPOSED SH¡TS."

Brother Blackout: "Yo Bro. Careful with your words. Remember? I am the brother of Ermine who Ermine single-handedly oneshoted a feared mafia leader."

Endeavor: *FLABBERGASTED* *Goofy Ahh noises* "Alright 2x I take back those words.."

Brother Blackout: "Yeah that's what I thought."

Deacon: "Damn..bros got balls."

Brother Blackout: "Something you don't have."

*BROTHER BLACKOUT RIZZ!!*

Deacon: "What?" *Balls drop to the floor*

Deacon: "MY BALLS!"

Foxglove: "Yo what are these?"

Deacon: "DON'T YOU F+CKING DARE TOUCH THEM" *Kicks Foxglove*

Brother Blackout: "Deacon...you took this too far."

Deacon: "THE F+CK DO YOU MEAN?? YOU LITTERALY CUT MY BALLS OFF"

Brother Blackout: "Deacon...you never touched a woman in your life." *Vine Boom* "Why do you need your balls?"

Deacon: "I'm gonna f+cking kill you.." *MEGA VINE BOOM*

Brother Blackout: "Yeah good luck with that." "Anyways..yall wanna hear some fire sh¡t?"



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