Hello My Angels. Lovely day. Well. Night. Today we start a wonderful journey through Ashton and mines complex friendship. I know the description sucks. What ever.  Ashton will probably add an innuendo counter. So will I.

Emma's random thoughts!!!

Why are melons round?
Were melons named after boobs?
When will I get boobs?
What is with the whole twerking thing?
Who the hell are my Oreos?
Why the hell is this even a thing? Ha. Thing.

My mind is a fucked up place. LETS FIND OUT JUST HOW MESSED UP IT IS!! Survey says:

Run and hide your children? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Spirit animal: TYLER OAKLEY QUEEN SLAY!!!

Lol. Ok. Wow. This is a thing. I can't even. Just. Well I hope it's funny at least. Ha. Melons. My brother came into my room one time looking for a rubber band and I thought he said was looking for a rubber. XD he's not even 10 yet. Yeah. I'm weird. Oh well.

-ShylyAngelic