1.) the door to the room with the high chair was nailed shut before i could put you in it and it looked fucking scary
2.) remember running around my kitchen looking for the oreos? and putting on my onesie just to wake up at 5am with half your body hanging off my bed? and being generally creepy? Hey, remember you yelling Vodka at 3:30 am? And threatening me with duct tape? We are dysfunctional.

so I guess i have to do a rant? nah. I'll just sit here and read my mamrie hart book. thats right, i put devotion into my spirit animal. Oh my god really Ashton? Just slaying. INNER FUCKING TYLER OAKLEY!

G'NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

p.s. i just texted emma (Shylyangelic) saying "yeah just hold up a sex." i meant sec and now she wont let it go. IM ONLY HUMAN EMMA I MAKE MISTAKES I know. But you can't expect me not to hold it over you a little bit.