My favorite story of emma? Improper grammar counter Its Emma not emma. well its not as much as my favorite, as one thats just very memorable. More memorable than VODKA?
So she was spending the night at my house. Somehow, she found her way into the bread drawer your mom gave me Oreos. Blame her. and got out the oreos. I didnt really care if the oreos were gone, but emma after she eats sugar isn't fun. YES I AM TO!!! so as soon as she left the room i hid the oreos and for the next half hour, she was running around the kitchen looking for the oreos. WHILE SHE FILMED ME

Okay thats all.
Bye motherfuckers:)